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@MissPirate
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I fucking HATE my upstairs neighbours. Loud as fuck arsewipes!

I swear if they continue to interrupt my precious sleep time I'm gonna go fucking CARRIE on their asses!!!!

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Posted by everevolvingepithet

Posted by MissPirate
I fucking HATE my upstairs neighbours. Loud as fuck arsewipes!

I swear if they continue to interrupt my precious sleep time I'm gonna go fucking CARRIE on their asses!!!!

Just play really bad music early in the morning or at inopportune moments?

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I'm very seriously considering getting Justin Bieber's "Baby" and leaving it on repeat when I leave for work in the morning. Loud.

I'm convinced these fuckwits don't work, or are (worse) layabout students. Whoever the hell they are they don't appear to have much consideration for people who have to get up early for work.

I am about ready to crack. They'll get a fright if I end up at their door that's for sure because I will actually erupt. And quite possibly cause physical bodily harm depending on whether or not they give me cheek.

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@Wynter
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My neighbors in my old hood sucked too. They were always outside barbecuing, making noise all night screaming and yelling kids. One time I swear I heard a rooster crowing...I dunno if they ate it or what

I moved away soon after.

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@MissPirate
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Posted by Wynter

I swear I heard a rooster crowing...I dunno if they ate it or what

I moved away soon after.

Lol.

It sounds like they rearrange the furniture and/or drag a dead body around for a couple hours almost every night. I'm tempted to call the police and report them as possible drug dealers (pretty sure they're on SOMETHING at weekends) just to quiet them.

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@MissPirate
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Or I could start posting threatening letters through their door - you know like cut letters out of magazines/newspapers a la the creepster in The Bodyguard saying stuff like "I know what you did and I know where you live" lol.

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@Wynter
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Blame it on Rio!

Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday β€” but photographers caught him red-handed.

The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro β€” before leaving with two women, sources said.

LOLzzzz "Centauros"

Best whorehouse in Rio, I bet πŸ˜›

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@MissPirate
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Lol @ just like mehouse. That reads so funny to me.

I love how in the sign the Centaur looks like it has a towel wrapped around its neck.

For wiping up/off certain substances?