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I fucking HATE my upstairs neighbours. Loud as fuck arsewipes!
I swear if they continue to interrupt my precious sleep time I'm gonna go fucking CARRIE on their asses!!!!
Posted by MissPirate
I fucking HATE my upstairs neighbours. Loud as fuck arsewipes!I swear if they continue to interrupt my precious sleep time I'm gonna go fucking CARRIE on their asses!!!!
Just play really bad music early in the morning or at inopportune moments?
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I'm very seriously considering getting Justin Bieber's "Baby" and leaving it on repeat when I leave for work in the morning. Loud.
I'm convinced these fuckwits don't work, or are (worse) layabout students. Whoever the hell they are they don't appear to have much consideration for people who have to get up early for work.
I am about ready to crack. They'll get a fright if I end up at their door that's for sure because I will actually erupt. And quite possibly cause physical bodily harm depending on whether or not they give me cheek.
Hahaha! I love this 🙂
My neighbors in my old hood sucked too. They were always outside barbecuing, making noise all night screaming and yelling kids. One time I swear I heard a rooster crowing...I dunno if they ate it or what
I moved away soon after.
I swear I heard a rooster crowing...I dunno if they ate it or what
I moved away soon after.
Lol.
It sounds like they rearrange the furniture and/or drag a dead body around for a couple hours almost every night. I'm tempted to call the police and report them as possible drug dealers (pretty sure they're on SOMETHING at weekends) just to quiet them.
Or I could start posting threatening letters through their door - you know like cut letters out of magazines/newspapers a la the creepster in The Bodyguard saying stuff like "I know what you did and I know where you live" lol.
Blair Witch stick piles?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
poo and skittles, I've had that happen.
Lol WTF?
Really??
Interesting combination. was there a note left with it that read "taste the rainbow" 😛
How many lunatics do you know lol.
Skittles....scattles. Not too far a stretch I suppose. 😛
10.33pm.
All quiet on the upstairs front.
🙂
You probably just jinxed it 😛
I think there is a 10pm noise curfew in the neighborhood I live in now, but the houses are so far apart I don't even hear a car starting 🙂😛
Posted by Wynter
I think there is a 10pm noise curfew in the neighborhood I live in now, but the houses are so far apart I don't even hear a car starting 🙂😛
That sounds AWESOME.
This is what I get for moving to the City.
Swings and roundabouts I guess.
Posted by Wynter
Wow 🙂 40,000 post-it's to make these fish 🙂
That's so cool!
I CAN HEAR YOU IN MY MIND TO !!!!!!
😛
Right I'm off to the land of nod....hopefully!
G'night guys. 🙂
sweet dreams 🙂
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Shun?
Blame it on Rio!
Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday — but photographers caught him red-handed.
The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro — before leaving with two women, sources said.
LOLzzzz "Centauros"
Best whorehouse in Rio, I bet 😛
OMg...the weed fairy! 😛🙂
I wonder what kind of weed 🙂
Probably some raspy shizz lol
Lol @ just like mehouse. That reads so funny to me.
I love how in the sign the Centaur looks like it has a towel wrapped around its neck.
For wiping up/off certain substances?
OH BOY MY FAVES NUDE FAT GIRLS AND MISS PIRATE AND THE BEST PUSSY ON DXP.
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