
MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
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Posted by Wynter
Lol, Parkview.
If all those places could have such pleasant names I wonder if more people would willingly go there.






Posted by Wynter
RIP, Gene Wilder![]()


Posted by WynterUh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?
They're delusional.

Posted by MrFirebirdHahaha! 😄Posted by WynterUh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?
They're delusional.
Presses off-button
Wrong button, presses mute button
Darn it...
Puts on ear plugs
Clarification respectfully requested.*
*I'm trying my hand at diplomacy.
If I fail, I'll run for president and take whats left of the scraps
and push the button.
How that be—
Mr Firebird For President
"At least he's honest and forthcoming"
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Posted by WynterAwww... thank you, Wynter! 🙂Posted by MrFirebirdHahaha! 😄Posted by WynterUh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?
They're delusional.
Presses off-button
Wrong button, presses mute button
Darn it...
Puts on ear plugs
Clarification respectfully requested.*
*I'm trying my hand at diplomacy.
If I fail, I'll run for president and take whats left of the scraps
and push the button.
How that be—
Mr Firebird For President
"At least he's honest and forthcoming"
(votes)
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Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Women
by Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by WynterPosted by SensitiveBluesLol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.
Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
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Posted by MrFirebirdThat's her. How did you like that? The old white lady looked at paranoid Clueless in a racist way.Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Women
by Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by WynterPosted by SensitiveBluesLol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.
Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
Is that the comedian you were talking about?
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Posted by WynterPosted by MrFirebirdThat's her. How did you like that? The old white lady looked at paranoid Clueless in a racist way.Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Women
by Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by WynterPosted by SensitiveBluesLol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.
Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
Is that the comedian you were talking about?
Smh
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Posted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.
I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.


Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.
I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Free fall? I didn't know they were giving them away, these days.
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Posted by DwellingOnMoveMust be.Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.
I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Free fall? I didn't know they were giving them away, these days.
Jupiterian luck, you know?
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Posted by DwellingOnMove
I watched the night manager the other night and I could not look at Tom Hiddle one bit. I was adoring him in July when they were dating.
My dellusional assumption is that they stopped producing photos cause managers told them that comic con kids cannot switch in their heads. so they have to have a hidden relationship.
I also thout Tom Cruise and Caty would get back together. How other people's love life matters me, oh boy.
Posted by Wynter
I like romances like HiddleSwift. It burns like hell for a few months, then ka-poot.
Next!
Katie will never go back to Tom. You notice how much she aged whilst she was with him? He totally clipped her wings and made her crazy.
Apparently Tom refuses to see the daughter, because she is separated from his church. Or excommunicated, or whatever. He's forbidden to see her, is the talk.click to expand



Posted by WynterTwo sheeps on a bike is so wrong.
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HEYYYY!!!!
The pic reminds me of a song.....
Maybe you have heard it, before.