@MrFirebird
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Lol, Parkview.
If all those places could have such pleasant names I wonder if more people would willingly go there.
Posted by Wynter
Lol, Parkview.If all those places could have such pleasant names I wonder if more people would willingly go there.
Just saw this ad:
Find rest and relaxation and laughter at the Happy Trails Funny Farm
Where.. you're not just funny, you're an animal!
RIP, Gene Wilder


Posted by Wynter
RIP, Gene Wilder
Aww, a pity. He was a funny one.
I was surprised to find out he was over 80 years old.
Sometimes, ya just don't think about how old an actor is because you are so used to them during their younger years due to the re-runs of their old films.
I've decided that 100 years isn't very long on this earth. We don't last very long. Of course, at that age, one may be willing to go much more easily than a youngun would be.
Willy Wonka
Young Frankinstein
Blazing Saddles
Hear No Evil See No Evil
my personal favs.
Wilder and Pryor.
They were a funny pair, I thought.
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?
They're delusional.
Posted by Wynter
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?They're delusional.
Uh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Presses off-button
Wrong button, presses mute button
Darn it...
Puts on ear plugs
Clarification respectfully requested.*
*I'm trying my hand at diplomacy.
If I fail, I'll run for president and take whats left of the scraps
and push the button.
How that be—
Mr Firebird For President
"At least he's honest and forthcoming"
Posted by Wynter
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?They're delusional.
Uh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Presses off-button
Wrong button, presses mute button
Darn it...
Puts on ear plugs
Clarification respectfully requested.*
*I'm trying my hand at diplomacy.
If I fail, I'll run for president and take whats left of the scraps
and push the button.
How that be—
Mr Firebird For President
"At least he's honest and forthcoming"
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Hahaha! 😄
(votes)
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Women
by Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by Wynter
Ugh. Do you ever find that people who keep reminding you how funny they are, really aren't?They're delusional.
Uh ohhh..... Super Suspicious Sagittarian Trick Question Alert
Presses off-button
Wrong button, presses mute button
Darn it...
Puts on ear plugs
Clarification respectfully requested.*
*I'm trying my hand at diplomacy.
If I fail, I'll run for president and take whats left of the scraps
and push the button.
How that be—
Mr Firebird For President
"At least he's honest and forthcoming"
Hahaha! 😄
(votes)
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Awww... thank you, Wynter! 🙂
there's still hope for this world.
Not much, but at least something.
Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Womenby Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by SensitiveBlues
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
Lol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
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Is that the comedian you were talking about?
Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Womenby Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by SensitiveBlues
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
Lol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
Is that the comedian you were talking about?
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That's her. How did you like that? The old white lady looked at paranoid Clueless in a racist way.
Smh
I'm really loving the way Dxp-god rearranged our playground.
All hail Dxp-god! 🙂
Posted by Wynter
So yesterday I look in miscellaneous and see a thread called Funny Womenby Clueless
She was telling everyone how funny she is
She really needs to stick a fork in her head, multiple times
and put herself out of her misery
Posted by SensitiveBlues
Well I'll give you an example! Earlier I stopped at an Italian restaurant spontaneously as I always do. Zero willpower at times. I walked from cap hill to downtown and I was curious to try out this place, it had happy hour.Well well well lots of business people and what not. I sat down and couple next to me stared at me especially the woman! Now she could have been looking cause I was looking because I couldn't believe such a hit white guy was with such a basic chick... But anyways let's move along
I'm eating my rigatoni and drinking my rose and reading my book like the socially awkward cunt I am and next thing you know I feel a death stare.
I was like wtf! These old people say next to me and this older white lady was looking at me like I just escaped the plantation!
That's the vibes and subtle sheet we struggle with sometimes
I feel like I stole her wallet or something
The old men were much friendlier.. Asked me what I was reading
Lol, death stare. Did you get the old bats chart? She probably has Scorpio Rising, and didn't see you sitting there.
Is that the comedian you were talking about?
That's her. How did you like that? The old white lady looked at paranoid Clueless in a racist way.
Smh
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Hmmm....... interesting.
Well.........., however racist or not, at least the old lady was mesmerized by something
that she was staring at. I wonder if the woman was trying to read the title of the book
on the cover the moment clueless noticed her. You know.... squinting eyes to focus,
which what clueless saw as the woman looking down on her as if she came off the plantation.
On the one hand, had it been so, clueless' attire might have suggested that she was a die-hard fan of
Hattie McDaniel. That might have caused the old white lady to stare.

On the other hand, if clueless works in the Intensive Care Unit and has to wear blue,
she might have been mistaken for Mamie Brown Austin.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/south-carolina/laurens/mamie-brown-austin/171522231
Time for a Tommy Fix
"Snow Yeti"!!
LOL 😆
Which reminds me.
I'm sorry, but "Snow Yeti" just sounds funny.
Well, maybe not so funny when you cannot watch in english and only watch en español.
Some pretty darned good cgi animation of more primitive warfare.
Released FBI Report
Talk about selective memory loss.
She used that "I don't recall" bit in the past.
"I don't recall" as many times as she had, is a sophisticated way to cooperate, lie, and assert the 5th
without "asserting the 5th" and engage in obstruction of justice in such a way that she, assuringly, immunes
herself from self-incrimination, and artificially magnifies the "appearance" of projecting a greater
burden of proof onto the government.
Think about it - she can remember some things but forget other things. What makes her "I don't recall" believable
is that fact that emails from years ago, are not particularly memorable for everyone.
Nevertheless, just because you don't remember this or that, doesn't mean this or that did or did not happen.
The private server business, under the circumstances, shows an extreme lapse in discretion, on her part.
(keep in mind, the technology existed prior to Obama's administration, security was taken a bit more seriously
during the Bush years.)
see link below:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/02/politics/hillary-clinton-fbi-report-highlights/index.html
To be perfectly honest, I think that these legal fact finding missions are more about securing immunity than they
do about indictments or making changes to a given issue.
A kind of "yeah, we checked it over, it's ok, everyone no matter how unethical or dirty or unlawful it might appear" attribute to it. - The news media tends to do the same thing. whenever you hear them say "Help me understand"
and other such "confirmation" type questions.
IMHO, Hillary's consciously skirting the questions because she knows better. The FBI's investigation was
more about "clearing her name" than it was about witch hunting and criminal prosecution.
Hillary's gross negligence, in regards to the handling of information security was pointed out by James Comey.
Comey called Secretary Clinton's and her top aides' behavior "extremely careless"
"carelessness", in this context, is "Gross negligence"
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/gross_negligence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_negligence
http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Gross+negligence
http://thelawdictionary.org/gross-negligence/
Mark Levin had this to say just a little over a year ago:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/cert/09-1298
See note below
Today, I find the following on Levin's page:
"On Friday’s Mark Levin show, Information released on Friday suggests there Hillary Clinton has serious health issues, and this is not conspiracy peddling. Hillary reportedly told the FBI that a concussion in 2012 followed by a blood clot prevented her from recalling all her State Department briefings."
http://www.marklevinshow.com/2016/09/02/september-2-2016/
IF what Mark Levin just said is true, IMHO, Hillary's health should automatically disqualify her from the White House.
Why? If the military refuses disabled people, we don't need a "disabled" Commander in Chief over the Military.
Make sense?
Indeed, if you're deaf, hard of hearing, you cannot join the military and serve your country.
If you have diabetes you cannot join the military
It's a long list, but you can do your own homework. REAL state discrimination is alive and well.
Reality is this, a deaf person can be strategically placed in theater of combat that require skills that
are actually improved for lack of sound. A deaf person would have a heightened state of visual awareness.
Sound can be a great tool for articifer for confusion which is a handy audio tool in psy-ops' arsenal.
Today... A paralyzed individual could fly UAV drones such as the Global Hawk or Predator.
etc etc.
However, Hillary's ability to recall or not recall based on her physical attribute, could be an extremely
deadly and decisive issue for a CiC. Millions could die because she simply forgot to phone home.
😉
Jokes aside, if she forgets things due her concussion, then naturally, she can be forgetful of key
things that can affect the decisions she would have to make and such decisions can have a major
influence on geopolitical decisions, Global military decisions that affect National Security, the Nation and
the course of history.
"I Don't Recall"

It's 3 am. And Hillary is on the phone. She's got a big mouth.
Wow, 16 hours come and gone and not soul has posted in the Sag forum.
Wonders whether, this weekend, finds our heroin, wynter has gone couple hunting and bear watching up in the hills,
in search of bears in search of food. Yes.... it's possible. She's been up there in the hills, before.
No telling if she went back up there, again.
I wonder if she chose to use that tree stand for this trip.

A Lin-Technologies Detect-Ear Parabolic listening device

A 45-70 Guide gun (to shoo away cute and curious but annoying flying squirrels and shoot a monkey, Desert Yetis and chupacabras and Native American Skinwalkers)


(Note: I tried to make it clear to her that skinwalkers are people too. I don't think she believed me)
Thermal Imaging equipment
Night Vision Equipment
MUAV equipment
Ghillie Suite
Snow Yeti Suit
A copy of how to hunt a Snow Yeti Survival simulation and procedural handbook
with special emphasis on bow hunting tips and tricks.
How about them artificial weekend getaways? eh—
Rats, I forgot all about the special ops special edition of the JM campfire music and storytellers field hand book.
😢
Oh well, I'll McGyver...
Ahem..
uh oh... it's raining.
So we sent out a search party for our heroin, Wynter.
Sadly they went looking for the wrong person.
When they found out, they threw a party in the desert in the next state.
Sigh... you really cannot depend on people, to do the right thing, anymore.
They've gone daffydill from dopeyville.
We can only hope that our heroin has the presence of mind to chime in, soon.
That is very nice from you. Can be this done to every ig picture? how?
well, I found something. but is it good enough for not youtube sources?
That is very nice from you. Can be this done to every ig picture? how?
well, I found something. but is it good enough for not youtube sources?
Thats very nice of you, too.
Smokes a semi.
exhales...
What are you talking about?
Image sharing??
Not every image hosting site allows for image sharing.
instagram is one of those sites that has an active content security device in place
that makes it difficult to share. I looked at the video you shared and the user's browser
is different from mine, so, there's an inspection feature with his browser that lets him do what he is doing.
I also noticed that the file's prefix url structure differs from what I see when I am on the same page.
Try photobucket.
Facebook used to let you share, but I don't think so anymore.
Thank you for your courtesy and have a good day!
PS someone smoked a lot of pot to ask those questions.
PS part 2 (Judgement Day)
.mp4 files are played via a media player that you would have installed on your computer. It's not webased as
youtube files which differ from that mp4 file, you shared.
I think Sagittarians thrive on suspense.
Yes... they do stuff like this. In their old age, they want to prove that they are still alive by
jumping off of buildings and such. accidents etc.
Yanno, there ARE easier ways to know whether you're still alive or not.
Pinching yourself, perhaps??
Of course... pinching yourself doesn't necessarily mean that you are alive. It could mean
that what you pinched is still alive and sent you an e-mail.
I could be wrong.
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.
I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Posted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Free fall? I didn't know they were giving them away, these days.
Perfection... well... almost
Cummins BT4 is the right move, gobs of torque
but a small block Chevy would be just fine, too.
I think the tear drop trailer and boat are the right ideas
but... I think there could be room for improvement
1) A jon boat would be better suited for the angler
2) Wheels on the trailer should match the jeep.
that being said........
3) I think I'd want the trailer to olive drab and a bit more military oriented
like the M100 trailer was. only a bit longer with provisional features that
cater to the camper/angler/jeepster/survival-prepper types.


Would want oars.
What else—
Mountain bike?
Utility Motorcycle?
Flyweight Gyrocopter?
Bell H-13

Suitable for medevac for no more than 3 hunters, named larry moe and curley, who shot themselves in the leg at the same time. (it happens)
This Huey could be the family sedan: for use to go to bingo and to church and for aerial funeral footage.

Also useful for medevac of self-sacrificing hunters who do the group sacrifice rituals.
Fly Fishing Rod and Reel - cleaning tools
Bow hunting equipment (Bow, arrows, etc)
Shotgun?
Long rifle?
.45 cal ACP
.30 cal machine gun
.50 cal machine gun
.50 cal sniper rifle
Combat utility knife?
Skinning/Cleaning tools
Cutlass
Katana
HAM Radio w/CW bug
CB Radio
Smoke Signal Blanket
Nav/Com Radio
AM/FM Radio
Pencil and Paper
Stick and a bucket of dirt.
Solar power generating equipment.
Gensets
PTO Gen.
Shipping containers to house all this "stuff".
I really do need to win the lottery.
Posted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Free fall? I didn't know they were giving them away, these days.
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Jupiterian luck, you know?
yes, I' wondering where she is. I think she was never absent for so long.
Posted by DwellingOnMove
Cat Sag Moon Pisces paints to feel alive. lets the music play all over she is. does Gymnastic. walks on the cross trainer.I can but I don't jump off the building. unless I'm accompanying a Gemini in a free-fall water slide.
Free fall? I didn't know they were giving them away, these days.
Jupiterian luck, you know?
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Must be.

^^^^^^^^ a sign of life, heh? busy bee?
how does Jupiter in Libra work for Sag with Capricorn colors? well, no need to cry. we look at the degree so to have a chance to worry less.
I have zero problems with saturn in Sag. what about other Sags?
oops..... maybe busy being lazy. lol
I watched the night manager the other night and I could not look at Tom Hiddle one bit. I was adoring him in July when they were dating.
My dellusional assumption is that they stopped producing photos cause managers told them that comic con kids cannot switch in their heads. so they have to have a hidden relationship.
I also thout Tom Cruise and Caty would get back together. How other people's love life matters me, oh boy.
I like romances like HiddleSwift. It burns like hell for a few months, then ka-poot.
Next!
Katie will never go back to Tom. You notice how much she aged whilst she was with him? He totally clipped her wings and made her crazy.
Apparently Tom refuses to see the daughter, because she is separated from his church. Or excommunicated, or whatever. He's forbidden to see her, is the talk.
Posted by DwellingOnMove
I watched the night manager the other night and I could not look at Tom Hiddle one bit. I was adoring him in July when they were dating.My dellusional assumption is that they stopped producing photos cause managers told them that comic con kids cannot switch in their heads. so they have to have a hidden relationship.
I also thout Tom Cruise and Caty would get back together. How other people's love life matters me, oh boy.
Posted by Wynter
I like romances like HiddleSwift. It burns like hell for a few months, then ka-poot.Next!
Katie will never go back to Tom. You notice how much she aged whilst she was with him? He totally clipped her wings and made her crazy.
Apparently Tom refuses to see the daughter, because she is separated from his church. Or excommunicated, or whatever. He's forbidden to see her, is the talk.
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Tabloid Trailer Trash Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens!!!

Two sheeps on a bike is so wrong.
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Crazy Cat Call
HEYYYY!!!!
The pic reminds me of a song.....
Maybe you have heard it, before.