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This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Virgosrock on Sunday, August 26, 2012 and has 33 replies.

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Hopefully I won't be thinking about massive Scorpio "stingers" at the next family member's birthday party I attend, if there's going to be chocolate cake..

If there is and I am.. then hopefully no one licks the fork clean...

If they do.. they better not be making eye contact with me...

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Posted by Letthemeatcake
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Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.

You know.. workin' it. πŸ˜‰

I bet whilst you are working it, it was also polite enough to stand up, so the ladies had a place to sit down on πŸ˜‰

Of course, this way they have a nice warm seat and something firm to hold them in place so they don't fall off.

Aren't I a swell guy?

Such a swell and wonderful guy.

So much so the ladies will have to give you a hard tight squeeze to show you exactly how swell they think you are, to express their appreciation for how firmly they are set, in their seats.

Shall they put everything in vibrate/massage mode to ease everything up?

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I shall put everything on earthquake mode to roughen the edges.

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Posted by Letthemeatcake
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Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.

You know.. workin' it. πŸ˜‰

I bet whilst you are working it, it was also polite enough to stand up, so the ladies had a place to sit down on πŸ˜‰

Of course, this way they have a nice warm seat and something firm to hold them in place so they don't fall off.

Aren't I a swell guy?

Such a swell and wonderful guy.

So much so the ladies will have to give you a hard tight squeeze to show you exactly how swell they think you are, to express their appreciation for how firmly they are set, in their seats.

Shall they put everything in vibrate/massage mode to ease everything up?

I shall put everything on earthquake mode to roughen the edges.

Ohhhh sending tremors now, is that so.

The plates are definitely moving alright...grinding, slipping and sliding. Top, over, under and everywhere.

Aiming for some aftershocks too?

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When all is said and done, the intense tingling numbness will be there, yes.

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Posted by Nemesis
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Posted by Virgosrock
This board never fails to go off the topic at hand .... Smh

what was the topic at hand? i only saw a dot.

+1 lol

i really also had to focus to enter this thread, that little dot was a challenge for my mouse!

and boy was i in for a surprise - wassup scorps.....pffft.

😒

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At first I was like "hahahah"

But then I "oh.. she no like us 😒"

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Posted by Letthemeatcake
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Always for a fellow VinS, lol.

Ahhhh what a gent.

Now will that lunar Aries burn? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

What kind of burn are we talkin?

I don't know, two VinS are like two rocks bumping, clashing and grinding. Sparks are going to fly, now your lunar Aries just might throw in some wood chips to get a bonfire rising on and high.

What say you? Bonfire or no bonfire?

Now that we've got cake, I can bring the melon, marshmallows and balls of ice cream.

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Eh, lunar Aries is more like a flamethrower.

Bring the melon, marshmallows and "balls of ice cream?"

Man, what kinda crazy shit?! πŸ˜›

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Posted by SkiesAfire
Hopefully I won't be thinking about massive Scorpio "stingers" at the next family member's birthday party I attend, if there's going to be chocolate cake..

If there is and I am.. then hopefully no one licks the fork clean...

If they do.. they better not be making eye contact with me...

I lol'd so hard πŸ˜›

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Posted by Letthemeatcake
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@zenbear, Everyone else was just like "you're just an asshole" so I'm glad you found it funny. πŸ˜›

@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie

@Cake, What mate? hm?

Your weeeee Scorp Mars that pops by every so often πŸ˜„

I don't have scorp mars, I was talking about the transit. πŸ˜›

Wait...this is creepy...

Not only are you a fellow VinS you are a Mars in Gemini too?!

:O :O :O

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How do you go from assuming my mars to be in scorp to gem?

That's 4 signs between them. πŸ˜›

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Posted by Letthemeatcake
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@zenbear, Everyone else was just like "you're just an asshole" so I'm glad you found it funny. πŸ˜›

@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie

@Cake, What mate? hm?

Your weeeee Scorp Mars that pops by every so often πŸ˜„

I don't have scorp mars, I was talking about the transit. πŸ˜›

Wait...this is creepy...

Not only are you a fellow VinS you are a Mars in Gemini too?!

:O :O :O

How do you go from assuming my mars to be in scorp to gem?

That's 4 signs between them. πŸ˜›

You said yourself your Mars conjuncts your Rising in Gem πŸ˜›

Come now, what is it...spill!

πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

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So if I said that previous to this thread, why did you then assume my mars was in scorp?

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@Wynter, What beautiful green eyes on your kitty. πŸ™‚

@scorched, only during a casual blowjob, for some reason. Although, if someone sounds ignorant or arrogant when they speak(whether their voice, or the things they say) I'm really, really turned off. . . just.. done
Btw, how is that mars in scorp feelin' for ya?

@Cake.. why did you hide your two previous posts, huh?!