🖤... feelings about Scorpios ♏️ 🖤

Let it all out ✍🏻

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Scorpios are the human equivalent to a Trojan horse 🐎 💣

From the outside they’re a damn fine snack 🌮 that you’re just beggin to get inside you already.... 🤰🏻

But on the inside they’re herpes 🦠

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What is this?

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The Men are my favourite 🖤

Women...erm not so much.

i knew you loved pipe

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Pipe is pipe 🛢❤️🙏

Scorpios walking into your life

Prancing around all innocent and cute and making you think you’re the only hole 🕳 they ever wanna live inside of ever again 😆

VS.

Scorpios walking out of your life...

Cuts holes 🕳 into every sock and underwear and bra you own.....sugar in your gas tank and downloads underage porn on your work laptop 💻 before dumping you for your yoga teacher 🧘🏻‍♀️

All because you cropped them out of a group photo one time 5 years ago and they really feeling it now. 🙃

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Looool every Scorpio

Scorpio Sun or Scorpio Moon 🌚

Watching their prospective partner @ work consecutively for several weeks before deciding they want to commit to not sleeping with other people and ONLY their main partner

When a Scorpio finally decides they don’t want to secretly kill you anymore and they want to be nice for realies this time 😏

When a Scorpio lets you into their home but you’re not allowed to touch anything or make eye contact with them because they hate commitment 👏

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When a Scorpio lets you into their home but you’re not allowed to touch anything or make eye contact with them because they hate commitment 👏

Do not touch anything.

Do not collect $ 200

Go straight to my bed.

Posted by Phangus

I hate that quiet smugness that seems to say "yeah, whatever, I know better than you." I mean, I kind of admire it too, but I've wanted to throttle a stinger over that before.

Otherwise, I adore Scorpios.

As far as DXP goes.. I know what makes you tick.

I love them.. surrounded by nothing but Scorpios

........BUT........

They’re lazy, complain a lot & are always depending on someone—whether that’s for money or assistance

🙄🙄🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️... they just never work hard in my opinion, but I still love ‘em 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Posted by Phangus

I hate that quiet smugness that seems to say "yeah, whatever, I know better than you." I mean, I kind of admire it too, but I've wanted to throttle a stinger over that before.

Otherwise, I adore Scorpios.

Come back when you’ve received a five page hate letter from a Scorpio ex detailing every small to large insecurity you have about yourself in such pinpoint accuracy with examples, tearing you down piece by piece.......

Then sends you a picture of his new lady two weeks after breaking up with a caption “she feels better than you do”

Then come back 🤨🤓

Continue on...

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Posted by Romz-

When a Scorpio lets you into their home but you’re not allowed to touch anything or make eye contact with them because they hate commitment 👏

What are your placements and mbti?

Youre hilarious

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Aries Sun/Venus/Merc, Taurus Mars, Pisces Moon, Cap Rising, blah blah blah 😒

And INTJ

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I hate that quiet smugness that seems to say "yeah, whatever, I know better than you." I mean, I kind of admire it too, but I've wanted to throttle a stinger over that before.

Otherwise, I adore Scorpios.

As far as DXP goes.. I know what makes you tick.

Yep, that's the smug right there! 😉

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Scorpios typical response to an ex after regularly hitting her hole 🕳 up during a slow month and then vanishing again

👏 respek 👏 the 👏 hustle 👏

Posted by TheRabbit

All of this seems legit.

Posted by Phangus

Posted by Romz-

Posted by Phangus

I hate that quiet smugness that seems to say "yeah, whatever, I know better than you." I mean, I kind of admire it too, but I've wanted to throttle a stinger over that before.

Otherwise, I adore Scorpios.

Come back when you’ve received a five page hate letter from a Scorpio ex detailing every small to large insecurity you have about yourself in such pinpoint accuracy with examples, tearing you down piece by piece.......

Then sends you a picture of his new lady two weeks after breaking up with a caption “she feels better than you do”

Then come back 🤨🤓

Continue on...

Seriously, though, what the fuck? That's fucking horrific. How old were you when this happened to you?

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Tis but a scratch

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All of this seems legit.

"She feels better than you"

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He says nothing but glorious things about my vagina when he winds up in my inbox every year around Christmas 🎄 like clockwork

“if we only moved in together we could have made it work”

It still hurts tho 😭 someone hold my moon 🌚

When you log into your Scorpio mans email only to find he sends the same platform template letter to all his honeys

And you’re not even the main honey 🍯

You’re the back up of the backups backup 🍯

You’re literally North Korea 🇰🇵 in terms of placement on the list of all his regulars........and he’s the USA 🇺🇸

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Posted by Phangus

I hate that quiet smugness that seems to say "yeah, whatever, I know better than you." I mean, I kind of admire it too, but I've wanted to throttle a stinger over that before.

Otherwise, I adore Scorpios.

Come back when you’ve received a five page hate letter from a Scorpio ex detailing every small to large insecurity you have about yourself in such pinpoint accuracy with examples, tearing you down piece by piece.......

Then sends you a picture of his new lady two weeks after breaking up with a caption “she feels better than you do”

Then come back 🤨🤓

Continue on...

Seriously, though, what the fuck? That's fucking horrific. How old were you when this happened to you?

Tis but a scratch

Dude. I've been cheated on, ignored, blamed, harrassed, even insulted, but I have never had a man do some sick mindfuckery like that. The closest I've come to that was run-ins with mean girls in junior high.

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Everyone meets their match....I just met mine at a time when I didn’t know how to handle a Scorpio.

I know what hurts him 🤓 I’ve just never used it. I’m saving it.....for a time in his life when he’s truly truly happy 😊

I’ll be ready.....like a spider 🕷 hanging over a baby crib 😈

When a Scorpio decides to commit to a real conventional relationship

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Posted by Romz-

When you log into your Scorpio mans email only to find he sends the same platform template letter to all his honeys

And you’re not even the main honey 🍯

You’re the back up of the backups backup 🍯

You’re literally North Korea 🇰🇵 in terms of placement on the list of all his regulars........and he’s the USA 🇺🇸

Not even North Korea.

Edit: you're a country with no oil.

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Pic 1: Scorpio married to his first wife and high school sweetheart ❤️

Pic 2: Scorpio after his first wife divorces him and he glows up and fucks all her little sisters 👯‍♀️ and cousins and friends and friends sisters.....then her mom and even her dad.

Scorpio revenge 🧘🏻‍♀️

Posted by Romz-

When you log into your Scorpio mans email only to find he sends the same platform template letter to all his honeys

And you’re not even the main honey 🍯

You’re the back up of the backups backup 🍯

You’re literally North Korea 🇰🇵 in terms of placement on the list of all his regulars........and he’s the USA 🇺🇸

Lol.... true besides I would never give up my password.

Scorpios thinking they're all tough and crunchy, but they're really soft and squishy...

When a young Scorpio hasn’t actualized their potential hotness

Vs. When they figure it out......

Then they secretly get a vasectomy and watch the piles of semi-girlfriends send texts saying “we pregnant”

That last sentence though, cough cough not when you're dating more when you're FWB...

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Okay this is accurate.

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When a Scorpio finally lets you in, to get to know the ‘real’ them.

When you go back to the Scorpios house after a booty call to grab your phone charger, only to find them doing magical voodoo shit on top of the pile of last nights bed sheets...

Extracting your souls energy with black magic 🔮

When a Scorpio reaches that brown banana 🍌 stage of his life and suddenly decides he wants to become a good person

When a Scorpio actually hooks up with another lifeless Scorpio ♏️

And they feel their unified souls become equally bored at the exact same time while hate fucking one another.... 🔥

When a Scorpio gets a restraining order on you because you left clothing and bobby pins at his house, trying to mark your territory

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When a Scorpio gets a restraining order on you because you left clothing and bobby pins at his house, trying to mark your territory

How a passionate night with a scorpio makes you feel lovedrunk, without drinking...

When a Scorpio sees someone cute and un-tainted

When Satan comes up from middle earth and calls upon all Scorpios to join his legions to meet the anti-Christ

What it physically feels like when a Scorpio person finally says they have feelings for you...

No clarification as to what that feeling is but they’re just admitting a slight emotion.

When a Scorpio loses their first love 💔

And then they become evil 😈

When @bathhouseculture thinks your ‘feelings about Scorpio” thread is a duo act

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I’m a Pisces Moon, I spread misery alone!

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Romz-

Ok for realz lol 😂

I don’t want anyone thinking I’ve got some agenda against Scorpio people.

My sister is a Scorpio and the most loyal woman in my life and that I’ve ever known. She’s soft natured and kind and extremely caring and is just an amazing mom to her kids. She’s also a really supportive wife and our whole family just cannot function without her.

My Scorpio ex wasn’t a kind person in many ways when it ended but he ended up trying several times to reach out and make good of where we left off. I’m always aware he’s usually near by because we work a block from one another and in the same downtown area....I see him at Starbucks about once a month? We’re good...but we’re not friends. He’s probably one of the most attractive people I’ve ever met in my life and he was extremely affectionate and passionate and silly and he genuinely loves being in relationships and I don’t think he’s evil but he can be evil.

I don’t actually have shit against Scorpios but I do love to play fight and they’re my fav peoples to play fight with.

My husband has a Scorpio moon 🌙 ❤️

He’s the only person that knows exactly how to love me and what need and we have both said that we just understand one another, we both get what the other needs. I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else in the world, he’s basically a best friend and lover and husband all in one.

I have love for Scorpios lol 😂 I just don’t like to show it. K bye 👋

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Your opinion

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When @bathhouseculture thinks your ‘feelings about Scorpio” thread is a duo act

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I’m a Pisces Moon, I spread misery alone!

You just jump on my threads like you are paid

Bitch don’t even try and drag you won’t ever come out on top with your man lips

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Lol 😂 seriously, I just finished telling you that I spread misery alone.....and somehow I’m dragging you?

I haven’t responded until now and what I’ve got to say to you involves no physical remarks about what you look like because you’re not posting your actual photos.

Now stop being a miserable cunt and calm the fuck down 👏 I don’t team up with anyone. I don’t care what the issue is. I can stand on my own and say what I gotta say.

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Posted by Romz-

Ok for realz lol 😂

I don’t want anyone thinking I’ve got some agenda against Scorpio people.

My sister is a Scorpio and the most loyal woman in my life and that I’ve ever known. She’s soft natured and kind and extremely caring and is just an amazing mom to her kids. She’s also a really supportive wife and our whole family just cannot function without her.

My Scorpio ex wasn’t a kind person in many ways when it ended but he ended up trying several times to reach out and make good of where we left off. I’m always aware he’s usually near by because we work a block from one another and in the same downtown area....I see him at Starbucks about once a month? We’re good...but we’re not friends. He’s probably one of the most attractive people I’ve ever met in my life and he was extremely affectionate and passionate and silly and he genuinely loves being in relationships and I don’t think he’s evil but he can be evil.

I don’t actually have shit against Scorpios but I do love to play fight and they’re my fav peoples to play fight with.

My husband has a Scorpio moon 🌙 ❤️

He’s the only person that knows exactly how to love me and what need and we have both said that we just understand one another, we both get what the other needs. I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else in the world, he’s basically a best friend and lover and husband all in one.

I have love for Scorpios lol 😂 I just don’t like to show it. K bye 👋

Your opinion

You had that gif locked and loaded just waiting, didn't you?

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I actually have a gif file on my phone specifically for you 😂

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Man, some of you got fucked over by a Scorpio pretty bad in the past, lol!

What can I say, we have that ability and power over some people.

Idk who you’re referring to, but I’ve never been fucked over by a Scorpio, had a crazy Scorpio girlfriend who wouldn’t accept that it was over but that doesn’t necessarily have to do with her being a Scorpio. Every sign has its positives and negatives that are easily observable, regardless if you’ve personally been fucked over by one

Take it if it resonates, otherwise leave it behind! 😎

Yeah I tried, she wasn’t havin the leaving part though 😆

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When a Scorpio feels bad about something they did 10 years ago