A New Convert To Astrology?

I've mentioned before that my Scorpio Wife has no interest at all in Astrology. She's not hostile to the pseudoscience, but with an Aqua Moon, she's much more fact-based than she'd like to admit at times. Or, so I thought...

I was surprised to hear her yesterday on the phone with one of her friends (who does have an interest in astrology) say, "He's such a Virgo!" Then, she laughed. A lot.

After she hung up, I asked who she was talking about (yes, I already knew). She said, "You're so nosy! Why were you eavesdropping, anyway?"

I told her I didn't mean to overhear, but I figured she was talking about me.

"Humph! Everything doesn't involve you! But yes, I was talking about you. And you know what Liz said?"

I groaned.

"Honey, you don't have to tell me! I don't know how you live with him!"

Typical Scorpio. Her new-found interest is just one more thing to sting me with...

Well shit! I misspoke. Debra's Rising Sign is Aquarius, and her Moon is in Virgo. Once I learn how to read, I'm gonna be dangerous!