Alliance Proposal For Scorpio Garnison.

I'm Leutenant General Haffo of the "Shark Attack" garnison and hereby asking for alliance treat with Scorpio garnison. I'm hereby asking immidiate joint allied attack on several neighboring countries (boards) without any hesitation.

In condition of our victory, we will share lots of sex upon our conquered victims.

If you are up to for our purporsal, sign out treaty.

Don't keep us waiting!

I am so there...lets do the Damn thing.

Check out his grill, bling blinging

which board you guys attacking? what are your weapons? guilt trips? .....

Okay,

Sergant Scorpiolady,
Leutenant Commander Antibling,
Sergant Dancing Bread

Report for the duty in Aqua country outpost.

*rushes through the door at last minute firing rounds in every which direction

This bull wants to join too! We can serve to protect the scorp from getting stepped on while they sneak and sting with more accuracy... war war war war!

🙂 😛 🙂 😛

Yay! Attack the leos? If Admiral Haffo agree, the Taurus fleet is ready for attack...

Scorp fleet also armed and ready...

..Can't we just attack the Leos instead—...

Here we go again?? Fine. Bring it.

..I would never eat you Purrrfect...

I believe you DB . (bigger lie) 😉

Okay,

We have a Taurus sympatisan here. Sergant Tauruschic, you about to report 1st Sniper division that are departing to Leo country in 00:30 minutes ASAP.

Dismissed.

Scorpio fleet;

Commence attack on Aries country. They pose serious resistance there.

Take no prisoners.

the leos can count on me for protection. i'll get my guitar out and play and sing. usually people go blind and deaf when they hear my songs. should have the same effect on sharks and other critters...

"the leos can count on me for protection. i'll get my guitar out and play and sing. usually people go blind and deaf when they hear my songs."

I'm looking forward to put that broad guitar up into your ass.

"I'm looking forward to put that broad guitar up into your ass."

all this aggression... BAH!

aaah, light at the end of the tunel 🙂

don't tell me that you are planning on running willy nilly into battle without ME! BAH!

*straps on stilettos, applies fuck-me red lipstick and secures stuffed koala in leather garter*

READY!!

uh...

I think my heels are stuck in the mud...

"the leos can count on me for protection."

thank you lizard...why do want to attack us leos...we a harmless and have not bothered you...

db why do want to attack us...don't you like leos...

oh, btw- bling is a spy from the air boards...

TRAITOR!

how shall we inform him of his imminent "resignation" ??

hmmmm—?

" lol...he's not serious...you are of the tender variety of scorpios...lol We best keep you in the back..."

Put this idiot in the fron so he gets killed with first stupid bullet.

"aaah, light at the end of the tunel"

LS closes to the end of tunnel. A pice of dog shit splatts in his face.

LS: "What the...."

"don't tell me that you are planning on running willy nilly into battle without ME! BAH!

*straps on stilettos, applies fuck-me red lipstick and secures stuffed koala in leather garter*"

Hey I've a special place for you Specialist Shoene.

You are going to be a distraction material for enemy battalion while we wrap up them from sides and behind.

In condition of our victory, we will share lots of sex upon our conquered victims.

uh random ^^ did you not see this?? we NEED to have you on the enemy target list in order to rape and pillage your board...trust me- if you all look like that- leo will be the first board we attack...

haffo are you planning on attacking leos...i would just like to know...

OK I must be a piss poor excuse for a Captain Sorry guys I was not there to help Kick Azz but I am here know. Who are we attacking?

" thank you lizard...why do want to attack us leos...we a harmless and have not bothered you..."

We are your death! That's all you need to know!

You are going to be a distraction material for enemy battalion while we wrap up them from sides and behind.

EXCELLENT!

*does splits and backbends on the enemy side of the battlefield*

phew!

okay, call me when you gus start raping the leo board and I'll be there in lickety splits 😉

tata!

"oh, btw- bling is a spy from the air boards...

TRAITOR!

how shall we inform him of his imminent "resignation" ??

hmmmm—?"

What kind of proof you do have Specialist? You know our regulations. How brutal they are. We need to know sins of our people before we put them into meat mincer.

We are your death! That's all you need to know!

you have made a grave mistake haffo...(flexes claws)

"OK I must be a piss poor excuse for a Captain Sorry guys I was not there to help Kick Azz but I am here know. Who are we attacking?"

We are currently attacking Aries country. They are taking serious hits. They soon should fall to our sex dominion. They will be our little slaves and do whatever we want them to do.

We are planning to invade Leo country right now. Our strategy is to divide and conquer. Specialist Shoene will be distracting enemy battalion while Infantry brigade will wrap up them from sides and behind.

We are commencing attack right after Specialist reports jobs done.

"We are your death! That's all you need to know!

you have made a grave mistake haffo...(flexes claws)"

*Haffo oils his best stock of whips, chains and cuffs.

Bring it on!

(retracts claws)

i will wait haffo...i do not want to waist my enegry now on scaling fish...i also offer peace, a treaty between our two groups...if you want...

"i will wait haffo...i do not want to waist my enegry now on scaling fish...i also offer peace, a treaty between our two groups...if you want..."

Yes yes, peace treaty *evil giggle.

Specialist Shoene, commence your attack on Leo land.

The coordinates are

4 signs down from the north
6 sign up from south

ETA 00:15 minutes.

You primary target is to infiltrate the "Leo Garrison" topic and provide both distracting manevour and cover fire for incoming friendly forces.

General out.

haffo please...do not do this...retract your armies...

"*straps on stilettos, applies fuck-me red lipstick and secures stuffed koala in leather garter*"

sch?ne, reminds me of a mord sith... 🙂

"... commence your attack on Leo land."

*gets out guitar, starts singing" attackers run away in panik, going blind and deaf...

i warned ya, hahahahahahaaaa

I like to spread the love.

wow, that's certainly a whole lotta love for one heart to hold 😉

Hehe Kristinia.

You're an idiot. You are not even match for me.

Remember, you're are little pussy.

And shut the hell up when I'm talking to you.

You're inferiour to me. Remember that well.

Shut the hell up when I'm talking to you.

You need to adress to me as "Sir". And go back to your Leo board and don't come back UNTIL I TELL YOU TO DO SO.

LOL!

Leos are not even half person.

thanks guys, you've made my morning. an extremely entertaining conversation!

oh, and good morning btw 🙂

Leos are not even half person.

...how dare you talk to Leos in such a fashion Haffo. you little fish are beneath us great lions...i'd eat you for lunch...grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

...kris i got your back...

And shut the hell up when I'm talking to you.

...haffo's signiature line...

haffo do you eat chicken? or would you be seen as traitor? hehe

lol random, be careful! haffo is the meanest kick-ass(or kiss-ass was it?) dictator around. don't make him angry!!! he like to stick guitars in people's anuses. well, he's actually never managed to do it, but in his dreams... so be warned!