Scorpionlady u ROCK!!!

🙂

Thanks darling why you say that.


I feel Blessed to have a thread to myself.

She is wonderful 🙂

I like your positive energy...I can feel it through a computer, now that's pretty good!

Thanks TG and topazwomen, that really made my afternoon.

*scoripionlady tears up from a deep emotional feeling*

LOL DB you are funny see that is why I love being a scropio we are such caring people.

High 5 to all my SCROPS

DB you forgot Scorpius LOL

awwwwwwwwwwww..i can feel the lurve

Well I don't know DB I thought we were High 5 N all Scorpios....

WE ROCK, WE ROLL WITH SO MUCH S0UL WE CAN ROCK TELL WE ARE A 101 YEARS OLD.

Do any body remember that song.

LMAO ROFL

Well those are the lyrics to The Sugar Hill Gang back in the Late 70's Early 80's they were the first Rap Group to start rapping they came out of NY.

The song was called Rapper Delight.

DB how old are you again, LOL

mere pup

So DB on paper you are 24 but really 25, who made that mistake? I feel the need to be concerned.

DB your parents put your aged so that you can go to school on time?

If you would have waited how old would have been when you started school?

ok cool that's what I thought might have happen.

So how is the weather there today it is about 68 degress here and a little windy looks like rain again.

The 80's is consider cool, dang I need to live where you live, I am ok with the hot or cold weather but I can't stand it when it rains because it is so dreary and I want to either:

Crawl in bed with a good book
Get Romantic with someone special
Watch Movies
Sleep

Hi Scorplady and DB! It's already 100 degrees here with a touch of humidity. It's sticky, hot, and unlike sex it's miserable. I miss the cool misty mornings. You know, when you actually want to go outside to check the mail.

Dang JP it is that bad.

Is the pool water cold or hot?

I know you hate it if your AC broke.

I know the feeling of Humidity, you can't freaking breath it is horrible to me. I stay inside until the sun goes down and wait until about 10pm to go out.

The pool water is a nice tempurature right now. By August it's too hot to get in. If my a/c broke I would hang myself. This is just the beginning of summer, I hate it!!! The humidity is the worst, though. A comfortable humidity level is 10% . It's probably 15% right now. Even that much variance is uncomfortable. I HATE DESERT LIVING!!!!! I wished I was somewhere nicer like DC. Or we could live by Schoene in New England and be flooded out right now. I wonder how she is doing?

Well DC is nice place to live you just have to duck the bullets lol, watch your back, so you don't get carjacked, stay strong so you don't get strung out, have a decent job so you don't become homeless, like the cold, and the heat, but if you like to party and do a lot of free things DC is where it is.

You know I have lived here all my life and have yet to go to the top of the monument, see the inside or the white house. People say Washingtonians don't appreciate DC. LOL

LOL! It's pretty much the same here. Sex, drugs, crime. I have been held up at gunpoint, had my windsheild shot out, know MANY people who have either gambled their life away or drank it away. I have seen it all. And I live on the good side of town!! I also don't go to the strip unless I have people in town. It's life and it's all what you make of it. 🙂

Right, I have been carjacked. shot at but I ducking, while I driving,LOL funny know

Life

And TG got a thread that says Laughing @ Life and these are some of the reasons we laugh to keep from crying.

I'm not too much older than you DB.....Thats song is a CLASSIC...Little bitty ones have even heard it...

You think DB.....

Hey that is what I do best laugh have fun and have sex...damn what a life, oh yea I forgot dance, sing, drink and smoke cigs....oh the one big thing I need to keep doing and that is working. I should cry know but why tommorrow when I awake I still have to go to work and the world will still be here. Awww that was little deep.
LOL there I go again laughing.....lol

Softy you remember that song by the Sugar Hill Gang. Where are you from?

This is really cute...

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint .
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much freaking water did you drink?!!"

Glad you like DB, I hope schoene sees this.

I love them all....I like the car and the prisoner ones..

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
That's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
I don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
That's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D"

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
He's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
There's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
Who said they didn't care,
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've cancelled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out t

My First Time:

We were together in a lonely room; he was waiting for me nervously.
He said, "The time has come", I was like a little kid. I had never
done it before; it was "My First Time".
He told me to lay back and open wide. I was so scared, I closed my
eyes. Then he got close to me, and put it in slowly. I started to
cry, and to scream. He said "Darling, why are you crying"? I told
him I was crying because of the pain.
He said he would only stick it in one more time, and he did, in a
really slow motion. I screamed!!! He left it in for about 10 to 15
seconds, took it out, and placed a cotton ball in my hole to stop
the bleeding.
He was "My First Time

To go to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.
Shame on you, you thought it was sex

I can't believe that yall did not know the real story...Slow..