Anal stimulation (Page 3)

I'm not talking about a c**k that probably would feel quite intrusive...ouchhhh...not into that myself but oral very different....good personal hygiene is an obvious must though...

My favourite programmes are:
Have I got news for you
Never mind the buzzcocks (Preston walked off cos Simon Amstell took the piss out of his wife Chantelle. I love simon amstell)
Mock the week

All political and reference to news etc...

And usually watch the documentaries..Had sky plus but have substituted for a gym membership now..kombat classes kick ass..rather that then watch everything under the sun...

Message posted by: woodsnake on 1/12/2007 4:33:28 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.3
Im with you all the way on this one P-Angel.....men don't knock it till you try it you could be pleasantly surprised!!!!!!

But don't the splinters hurt?
...
Think about it😛

oh damn hello everyone! lol

Mornin Juicy

yama...ha ha they certainly might but the tongue sssssssso nice, you seen a snakes tongue...

Morning miss morals, morning anti bling!! KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON WOOD yeaaaaaaaauh..i'm good full of energy, what about you guys? New yr was good i hope?

Fanbloodytastic...

"yama...ha ha they certainly might but the tongue sssssssso nice, you seen a snakes tongue..."

Might be better for a woman. Double penetration/stimulation and whatnot.

GOOD TO HEAR! YES MA'AM! what have i been missing on here besides the assplay thread?

Nowt much...I am supposedly having an affair with Gaurav, (things have been getting a bit hot under the collar lately), Bling is in with Rockchick, yama is causing rukus as always...usual stuff...

Scorpius made a brief appearance...now he's gone to do some more mafia stuff...and everyone else is just fighting really...

Same shit, different day

lmao..send him to a gemini and watch his heart pop, question answered! =]

Nowt much...I am supposedly having an affair with Gaurav, (things have been getting a bit hot under the collar lately),

LMAO you naughty girl

Bling is in with Rockchick, yama is causing rukus as always...usual stuff...
Two scorpy's huh? ssssssssssssssssssexy fo' sure!

Scorpius made a brief appearance...now he's gone to do some more mafia stuff...and everyone else is just fighting really...

LOL! lovely

"LMAO you naughty girl" ...LOL..can't be letting a randy bugger get away now can I

"LMAO you naughty girl" ...LOL..can't be letting a randy bugger get away now can I

I'm sorry get away? no darling NEVER 😉 off with his head if he dare is breathing the wrong way, good idea?

yes , following me he is..... 😉

lol im confused on which scorp... oh dear So how about those jams?!

Lol @ juicy..absolutely!

Yes he is in London..Watch this space 😉

he's looking for you i bet =) hehe

Hiding is my natural instinct

LMAO @ Bling...

Its the constant bickering you see...gets me everytime...

Oh my...thats getting a bit deep now blingers!..lol

A virgo a day, keeps the doc away

hello pluto!...antibling ... 1 for each twin of course =D

Juicy....good thinking.....notice which thread this is on though,and maybe 'twin' isn't the right word....

*runs and hides...*

Lol oh yes hiding would be in your best interest after that one blingy boy! =)

Oh shit..Scorpio just called from another number and i picked up...DAMN..

Urrrrrrghh..he needs to go away..

lmao.. great way to start off the day

Aqua's are so predictable lol

Yeah they are!..damn it..I was awaiting the Virguy..not him...but as no name came up I just answered and I got (in a creepy voice)

Him: Hello honey, remember me
Me: oh hi
him: Busy are we these days?
me: yeah could say that
Him: Free to talk?
Me: not right now
Him: why not?
Me: Cos some of us have work to do
Him: will you call me back
Me: I will see
Him: Make sure you do. I miss you
Me: I'll try, byee

Eeeeeek...he won't go away..

Yeah pluto what do you reckon is bothering him..

Now, I haven't read the most recent posts, but can you please explain what's your aunt doing on the "anal stimulation" thread? Twisted(&lazy) minds wish to know...

"yama i replied here cos bling asked here...
duh..."

Ah, so no anal action for the aunt?

"err how do i arrange anal action for her...?"

Contact P-angel for details.

Well, I'm not sure what the problem is, but I'm sure Sean Connery's "hands on" approach can take care of it.😛

"sharpen the tip —"

Heh, the nostalgia...😛

Ok PM..my two cents worth..he's trying to find out whether your there for the long haul...hate to break it to you, but being from different cultural backgrounds, he's obviously got some issues he needs to sort out..i.e. whether its just a fling or will you be ok with the south african/indian thing...Thats what he's trying to do..i am 100% positive on that

Bling: "stop leading him on and be real cutting with him,and make it final,MM —"

I am NOT leading him on..I have been downright nasty to him..and he's not getting the message..the conversation I posted earlier is very mild in comparison..I was at work so obviously I am not going to shout and scream at him...But he even just phoned me whilst I was out at lunch with my boss!..eeek..he REALLY is not getting the message..

And I absolutely despise the C word...awful

LMAO @ hint hint...

Might need to do that but of course I would never use Gaurav for those purposes..I am sure he is "handy" in other ways

I can't help it!!!!!!!!

shomebody shtop me

PM: "n im already searching for new avenues...jobs which not only make me stay here...but will prob pay more..."

Have you told him this to put his mind at ease? from what I can see, he seems quite serious otherwise he would not ask those questions

"Message posted by: *pluto''s_muse* on 1/12/2007 8:04:48 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.162
MM i think somewhere down there in those questions...is my ex...

The thought has crossed my mind too..but didn't want to frighten you..I shouldn't think so but yeah tread carefully...i think its great him asking these questions, shows he cares and is concerned and geniunly interested...

Bling: LOL..Well you know..being 007 and all that..

::says modestly::

My god he won't go away!!!!!!! He thinks I am meeting him at station..oh well let him go there..idiot...

LOL

Damn I got here too late for the butt talk. 😢

Um...in keeping up with the thread because you guys veered totally off course 🙂 LMAO!

I do not like anal penetration. Every guy I have been with has asked me. No dice. Plus the more you do anal sex as you get older you won't be able to hold your bowels. So you will shit all over yourself.
I don't mind "tossing salad" but the guy has to be extremly clean-Better yet let me say this. I have tried it in the past but it has not been a recent thing. I'm talking waaay in the past when I was 20 just starting out fresh and ready for anything.

Hey Karima

Hows it going?

tossing salad is tongue-to-butthole action

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

Why not just eat shit!..i mean really...nothing much else left is there..