
The Lady Scorpio
@TheLadyScorpio
12 Years10,000+ Posts
Comments: 1412 ยท Posts: 11166 ยท Topics: 154


Posted by KoniuchaAre we?
Why are we so sexay??


Posted by KoniuchaPosted by Rambunctious76I'm not. And I am a good cook.
Why are y'all so damned aggressive?click to expand

Posted by TheLadyScorpioYou beat me to it. I was gonna start this thread in drag, phantom limb and all.
This is the female counterpart to the other now famous thread.



Posted by MarchPisc3s
They basically in a joking way was saying you aren't a good cook.

Posted by WhiteChocolate
Y, and a Pisces man who only seems concerned with growing potatoes with his own poop to make liquor.
God dammit nay a better description has ever been uttered. The cancer one too. You asshole.

Posted by Rambunctious76Posted by MarchPisc3sBecause (I think) it has nothing to do with her cooking.Posted by AstrobynPosted by MarchPisc3s
They basically in a joking way was saying you aren't a good cook.
No.
If it wasn't that then why quote?click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateRabbit, I figured it was a combination of the former two films, the storyline sounded far too familiar!Posted by MlleFiskI actually combined Interstellar, The Martian, and a cheap porno I saw in high school into one scenario there.Posted by WhiteChocolateI LOVE THAT MOVIE!
You are sent through a wormhole to a habitable planet orbiting another star.
There is a mishap, and with no hope of returning home, you must repopulate the planet.
The only survivors of the crew are you, two trampy female Gemini twins, a sulking insecure Scorpio man, a whiney manipulative Cancer man, and a Pisces man who only seems concerned with growing potatoes with his own poop to make liquor.
Who do you choose to begin repopulation efforts with knowing the Gemini twins will probably sleep with the other two guys and there's no need to worry about genetic diversity?click to expand

Posted by MlleFiskJulia Roberts Obviously! :-)
If an actress has to play you in a movie, who would it be?


Posted by WhiteChocolateMost definitely.
Does size matter?

Posted by starwarsstarwars, it takes us years to move on?
why it took you years to move on? seriously dudette.

Posted by KinglyCrabKinglyCrab, in response to your question:
But seriously fick that. What impresses/attract you the most about a man's character?

Posted by Rambunctious76Well Rambunctious, because we like to get things done as soon as possible instead of evading issues or skirting problems.
Why are y'all so damned aggressive?

Posted by Rambunctious76It depends on whether I like you or not. ๐
Do y'all make good cooks?

Posted by Rambunctious76Stairs.
If there were a choice between falling down a flight of stairs or falling down a moving escalator, which would you choose? (Bearing in mind there are no other choices, not even "No, I wouldn't do either one.")

Posted by MarchPisc3sYes, only under certain circumstances and if they are worthwhile endeavours.
Are you competitive?
Posted by MlleFiskEmma Stone here too. Love her.Posted by FrostedEllyShe's super cute, though. Best faces ever.Posted by MlleFiskSince I'm sure it's way too cliche to say Emma Stone...
If an actress has to play you in a movie, who would it be?
Idk. ๐ญ
I would want to pick an unknown probably.
![]()
![]()
click to expand
Posted by starwarsIt takes me ages to decide to move on (even while in the relationship) but once the decision is made, it takes zero minutes to get over it. But like Lady Scorp said, I'll still go back and remember the fond memories.
why it took you years to move on? seriously dudette.

Posted by FrostedEllyEmma Stone is never clichรยจ.Posted by MlleFiskSince I'm sure it's way too cliche to say Emma Stone...
If an actress has to play you in a movie, who would it be?
Idk. ๐ญ
I would want to pick an unknown probably.click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateI stopped reading after "you went through a wormhole". Learn to be concise sexual chocolate.
You are sent through a wormhole to a habitable planet orbiting another star.
There is a mishap, and with no hope of returning home, you must repopulate the planet.
The only survivors of the crew are you, two trampy female Gemini twins, a sulking insecure Scorpio man, a whiney manipulative Cancer man, and a Pisces man who only seems concerned with growing potatoes with his own poop to make liquor.
Who do you choose to begin repopulation efforts with knowing the Gemini twins will probably sleep with the other two guys and there's no need to worry about genetic diversity?

Posted by WhiteChocolateNothing. My moon simply took over.Posted by PhoenixRisingWhat's wrong with "You are sent through a wormhole"?Posted by WhiteChocolateI stopped reading after "you went through a wormhole". Learn to be concise sexual chocolate.
You are sent through a wormhole to a habitable planet orbiting another star.
There is a mishap, and with no hope of returning home, you must repopulate the planet.
The only survivors of the crew are you, two trampy female Gemini twins, a sulking insecure Scorpio man, a whiney manipulative Cancer man, and a Pisces man who only seems concerned with growing potatoes with his own poop to make liquor.
Who do you choose to begin repopulation efforts with knowing the Gemini twins will probably sleep with the other two guys and there's no need to worry about genetic diversity?click to expand


Posted by Infinite8What situation would call for "responsible" manipulation in your opinion.. assuming there's no one holding a gun to your head?Posted by GetMistedI'd have to know the situation first. I don't like to foolishly manipulate for the sake of being selfish or/and over-using my "powers". If you manipulate well... You have to be very responsible with it and make sure it's for the good of all.
If you were to manipulate your partner, how would you do it?
Otherwise... I won't enjoy it.click to expand

Posted by Infinite8Exploit the insecurity of the Stinger man and the clinginess of the Crabapple man. Throw that at the Twins, to eliminate possible threat of them escaping and contaminating the Merman.Posted by TheLadyScorpioThe trampy twins will try to get to everyone... Even you. No limits are to be expected. Let's just hope the Merman has a fixed moon and Venus...
@WhiteChocolate
The Merman was most feasible in my proposed plan. If the trampy Gemini Twins have not yet gotten to him yet.click to expand

Posted by GetMistedFor the sake of humanity, if we have to throw you to the Gem, we will.Posted by Infinite8I'll let the world population go to zero before I touch the Gems.Posted by TheLadyScorpioThe trampy twins will try to get to everyone... Even you. No limits are to be expected. Let's just hope the Merman has a fixed moon and Venus...
@WhiteChocolate
The Merman was most feasible in my proposed plan. If the trampy Gemini Twins have not yet gotten to him yet.click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateI am not quite certain of the ethnicity of ScorpioFish or Hemispheres. Therefore I have to make an educated choice from what I know.
New Scenario...
It's just you and the Gemini twins.
Fortunately a supply of frozen sperm survived, allowing artificial insemination and a wider genetic spread.
UNfortunately the sperm is from ScorpioFish, Firebunny, Hemispheres, Osama Bin Laden, Kanye West, and Justin Bieber.
Each of you must give birth to two babies from two separate samples.
Who do you choose?

Posted by MarchPisc3sGiven the limited choice, Merman.
Pisces or Cancer men?

Posted by MlleFiskCap
If you had to pick an Earth sun male from DXP to suck on your toes, who would it be?

Posted by WhiteChocolateWhy not just have actual sex with one of the Gems? Maybe I missed somthing from the previous post....
New Scenario...
It's just you and the Gemini twins.
Fortunately a supply of frozen sperm survived, allowing artificial insemination and a wider genetic spread.
UNfortunately the sperm is from ScorpioFish, Firebunny, Hemispheres, Osama Bin Laden, Kanye West, and Justin Bieber.
Each of you must give birth to two babies from two separate samples.
Who do you choose?

Posted by KoniuchaPerhaps she does. My answer stands.Posted by PhoenixRisingI think she wants a specific personPosted by MlleFiskCap
If you had to pick an Earth sun male from DXP to suck on your toes, who would it be?click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateTake a sample from Bin Laden, Kanye and Bieber and see which one reaches the egg first.Posted by PhoenixRisingThe Gems are female.Posted by WhiteChocolateWhy not just have actual sex with one of the Gems? Maybe I missed somthing from the previous post....
New Scenario...
It's just you and the Gemini twins.
Fortunately a supply of frozen sperm survived, allowing artificial insemination and a wider genetic spread.
UNfortunately the sperm is from ScorpioFish, Firebunny, Hemispheres, Osama Bin Laden, Kanye West, and Justin Bieber.
Each of you must give birth to two babies from two separate samples.
Who do you choose?
You can have sex with them but unless biology has changed, you won't procreate.click to expand

Posted by starloverSame! Lucky guys. ๐
Thanks ladies......i am turned on by very few people, but once i meet that one....woooooohhhh! ๐

Posted by Infinite8I am too and have found the same with other Scorpio women. I don't know many Scorpio men. ๐ขPosted by Rambunctious76I'm a very good cook. I think Scorp female's and males are very good cooks! At least the ones I know!
Do y'all make good cooks?click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolatePerhaps, but only if it's made with gluten free flour, rapadura and grass fed butter because my Venus and Mars are in my 6th house.
Would you let @GetMisted eat a Red Velvet cupcake out of your butt?

Posted by starloverYes, same, but there's always a sense that I get about what the best thing to do is to protect myself or the person. Sometimes violence is a response that will make things worse. Something in me, or outside of me, tells me what to do for the best results, all in the moment, rapidly.Posted by Infinite8+1Posted by NemiliciousI've done this a few times as well. And yes, I scare everyone when I do it because it happens very unexpectedly. I just get VERY protective and forget that I am a female when a loved one is threatened. It comes off from left field too bc I look very feminine and friendly. So, it's definitely a switch/trigger and unstoppable reaction. I think that's when the "don't mess with me" part comes in for Scorps... Our loved ones are a part of the "me"
Wtf scorp pit bull mode ....my bestie is so protective. Were at a concert on saturday so it was a bit crowded ...a guy who was drunk kept interrupting us and leaned in too close ....that was the end ....she shoved the guy with her elbow away from me and blocked him the whole time. It happened so fast ...he too was stumped lol he gave up and left our circle. Wtf never seen her this aggressive. She was dead serious. Lol.
i totally relate to this........don't mess with my loved ones, or else.......
๐
click to expand

Posted by GetMistedBut it can absorb into me to some degree, in various ways. I'm sure that you understand. ๐Posted by CopperDoveWTF? I'm the one eating it, not you.Posted by WhiteChocolatePerhaps, but only if it's made with gluten free flour, rapadura and grass fed butter because my Venus and Mars are in my 6th house.
Would you let @GetMisted eat a Red Velvet cupcake out of your butt?click to expand

Posted by GetMistedThat won't work for all areas. And I hate dental dams.Posted by CopperDoveThat's what dental dams are for.Posted by GetMistedBut it can absorb into me to some degree, in various ways. I'm sure that you understand. ๐Posted by CopperDoveWTF? I'm the one eating it, not you.Posted by WhiteChocolatePerhaps, but only if it's made with gluten free flour, rapadura and grass fed butter because my Venus and Mars are in my 6th house.
Would you let @GetMisted eat a Red Velvet cupcake out of your butt?click to expand

Posted by TauroMaleI don't mind. I tend to be attracted to shy guys. I can be shy too, but if the guy is shy I can be more outgoing and initiate.
What do you think about shyness in a guy?

Posted by GetMistedOf course! I'm more than willing to compromise thanks to my 7th house sun.Posted by CopperDoveFine!Posted by GetMistedThat won't work for all areas. And I hate dental dams.Posted by CopperDoveThat's what dental dams are for.Posted by GetMistedBut it can absorb into me to some degree, in various ways. I'm sure that you understand. ๐Posted by CopperDoveWTF? I'm the one eating it, not you.Posted by WhiteChocolatePerhaps, but only if it's made with gluten free flour, rapadura and grass fed butter because my Venus and Mars are in my 6th house.
Would you let @GetMisted eat a Red Velvet cupcake out of your butt?
Can I get extra frosting though?click to expand


Posted by WhiteChocolatethese are my choices?
New Scenario...
It's just you and the Gemini twins.
Fortunately a supply of frozen sperm survived, allowing artificial insemination and a wider genetic spread.
UNfortunately the sperm is from ScorpioFish, Firebunny, Hemispheres, Osama Bin Laden, Kanye West, and Justin Bieber.
Each of you must give birth to two babies from two separate samples.
Who do you choose?


Posted by mrpepperidgeYes, but I will help.
after playing basketball for hours your man comes home... does he have to shower before you ravage him?

Posted by mrpepperidgeYes, I'd help with the washing in the shower. It's fun.Posted by CopperDovein the shower? what if his local custom is not to shower after a workout?Posted by mrpepperidgeYes, but I will help.
after playing basketball for hours your man comes home... does he have to shower before you ravage him?click to expand

Posted by mrpepperidgeThat's interesting. Okay, well certainly I would respect that if it was important to him. I just don't like strong sweat smell so I'd figure something out that worked for both of us.Posted by CopperDovePasma refers to a "folk illness" unique to the Filipino culture that is said to be most commonly brought about by exposure of "cold" and water in many forms: water is believed to facilitate the unhealthy coldness that enters the body in the Filipino culture.Posted by mrpepperidgeYes, I'd help with the washing in the shower. It's fun.Posted by CopperDovein the shower? what if his local custom is not to shower after a workout?Posted by mrpepperidgeYes, but I will help.
after playing basketball for hours your man comes home... does he have to shower before you ravage him?
He either would have to change his local custom, lol, or, if he didn't smell much of sweat yet (which would be unlikely after that many hours) I would wipe him off with a towel first, making that part of the fun.click to expand
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account โ
Anything goes. Ask away.