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Htf did that happen? I look down at my phone and the screen is up saying topic deleted. Huh.
Either it was my back pocket or a conspiracy....
Doesn't matter. I will be a scorpio

I'm going with the conspiracy theory.. ...those evil bitches

Yeah it said you deleted the thread. You had to have press the flag button. But whatever, I wish you the best being a Scorpio lol

My butt is so talented it can flag topics lol

I owe all my fabulousness to being a Scorpio. LOL.

Sucks because now I don't know how votes were in my favor. Grrrr.

Ohh ok then kim. Not saying you was lying. I was just going by the message on the page. No big deal alright.

I know, BI. Just laughing it off because I'm annoyed. Damn touch screens!

Thanks Scruffs!

I think

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by kim30
Sucks because now I don't know how votes were in my favor. Grrrr.

As a past successful defector of the Crab board I would like to officially cast my vote in both Kim30 and CancerOTC's favor for their seeking of asylum among the Scorps.

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I already was given asylum.

Not to worry about the deleted thread.
I remember everything posted. Can always recall it at some point in the future.

But still looking at the Aries forum.

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by Impulsv
Recap
" the more the merrier"
Ur in.

...and there you have it. Congrats! 😄

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Hold on. That's not quite how things went.
To Recap (Cliff's Notes):

kim30 posted desperately wanting to be granted Scorpio status (not asylum).
I posted asking for asylum.
I passed the three questions test and was approved by both Rabbit and GetMisted.
kim30 failed the test and was denied.
Then followed 3-4 pages of attempts by kim30 to bribe, first by describing body, then resorting to tears.
Then Impulsiv challenged that I did not offer anything, in return, I liberally distributed Cohibas and cognac to the men, and offered day spas to the women. Impulsiv denied liking day spas and wanted cigars and cognac. No problem, but then she secretly admitted to liking them.

Then Damnata, the Edward Snowden of DXP, stated the case against kim30 becoming a Scorpio.

Then your's truly was accused of coming here to pussify the Scorpio board, only to have the accuser recant, admitting mistaken identity after my white knighting post was noted as a parody.

However, at page 8, there then proceeded 2.5-3 pages of BlackIndian white knighting kim30, who then subsequently denied who she was twice, probably realizing her application was in jeopardy due to the white knight who followed her in.

The Scorpio board went quiet during the 2.5-3 pages, I'll attribute it to people going to sleep, but surmised that the thread was suffering the same malady as seen on the Cancer board.

Then Nemesis, crafty little fish, swam in and mentioned also planning on heading over to the Ram board if a certain individual kept hanging around.

And that's where things left off. The thread was marked as being removed by its creator. Not knowing the intricacies of DXP, that would indicate that the OP removed the thread.

Given the above, I would submit that Rabbit and GetMisted need to chime in on the status of kim30, since they originally denied entry. *Having pictures of Alexander Navorsky wandering around the Terminal...*

I want your memory and recall. Can I have it?

Hey I didn't start a case against her, just told her how it's done.

It's not done by begging. You come here and make this board your bitch 😄

Posted by FixedWater
I want your memory and recall. Can I have it?

I'm sorry. I'm just a resident granted asylum here.
But, the side benefit is that the infernal crab memory can now be used for the benefactors who granted me asylum here 🙂.

Posted by Damnata
Hey I didn't start a case against her, just told her how it's done.

It's not done by begging. You come here and make this board your bitch 😄

You just gave the Scorpio mindset, Ms Snowden....

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
Hey I didn't start a case against her, just told her how it's done.

It's not done by begging. You come here and make this board your bitch 😄

You just gave the Scorpio mindset, Ms Snowden....

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Although now I'm wondering what you have in your dossier on me......

HA! 😉

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by FixedWater
I want your memory and recall. Can I have it?

I'm sorry. I'm just a resident granted asylum here.
But, the side benefit is that the infernal crab memory can now be used for the benefactors who granted me asylum here 🙂.

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Ahhhh bummer, but that is a nice side benefit! 🙂

Posted by Rabbit
I bet Damnata Snowden has a screen cap of all my interactions with Gemini...

-_-

The ones on the home page, the ones on the boards or the ones in the PMs?

You should be more specific. Well don't worry, I have all of them.

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Then your's truly was accused of coming here to pussify the Scorpio board, only to have the accuser recant, admitting mistaken identity after my white knighting post was noted as a parody.

Ok well I regret to inform you I do not remember this part in quite the same fashion as you do.

According to my memory, you Scooby Doo Doo'ed your way in and white knighted Kim30 and your blatant attempt at the pussification of the Scorp habitat was thwarted by your accuser (that was me).

At this point - according to my memory - you got offended out of the blue at something I never said/accused you of but which made me apologize to you profusely nonetheless via PM.

As I recall, you were still offended and suggested I apologize to you in an even more private fashion by offering to show up at my house.

I hear my bell ringing. Is that you?

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And the little disclaimer at the end of your post "oh, wait, that's someone else" doesn't ring a bell?
Don't lie, Crab....

And the:

*casts a sidelong glance at the elephant in the room*
The Scorpios should be screaming.

How rainbows look like on the Scorpio Board:

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
And the:

*casts a sidelong glance at the elephant in the room*
The Scorpios should be screaming.

I will grant you this memory only if we can change it to *throws darts at the elephant in the room*. Deal?

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Hmmmm. I suppose darts could be shot out of a sidelong glance. Agreed.

Posted by Impulsv
Cotc ur in on basis that u have opened ur cohibas n cognac to all Scorpios no gender difference including complimentary spa treatments.

😄

If you like those Cohibas, I know a person who knows a person....

Posted by Rabbit

Posted by Damnata
How rainbows look like on the Scorpio Board:

They look Balkan.

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Balkan Scorpios.

Yup, the joke with that picture was "Rainbow in Poland"

Utter BS Cotc
I had a happy hour as celebration not bribe.
: mentioned body and abilities as explanation for failing first test.

And I passed the test from Impulsv so there!


I'm in! I'm in!

*gasps*
I DIDN'T delete thread on purpose. I've only done that once before and I do know how that works.
I resent the accusation, COTC.
TRULY.
I'm offended. It was a touch screen hiccup.

Didn't say you deleted it on purpose.
I said the screen indicated it was deleted by the OP.
Never mentioned a cause nor intended the implication.
But you are exhibiting signs of Scorpio paranoia.
Good...good..

lol you ass!

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Didn't say you deleted it on purpose.
I said the screen indicated it was deleted by the OP.
Never mentioned a cause nor intended the implication.
But you are exhibiting signs of Scorpio paranoia.
Good...good..

Signs of Scorpio paranoia? It's Cancerian butthurt.

LOL

I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

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You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

I have a bathtub of acid, nothing gets left undissolved.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

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Well I consolidate a grocery trip and body disposal into one trip.

#efficiency

Posted by blisss
so where's our spa treatments? *looks at nails*

...says the aries moon impatiently. we don't really do nails a lot..no patience for the polish to run dry.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by blisss
so where's our spa treatments? *looks at nails*

...says the aries moon impatiently. we don't really do nails a lot..no patience for the polish to run dry.

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nah, I reckon that is a fire mars thing... I manage to gark mine even if I get them done at a salon!!! 😢

3 days after applying nail polish:

"Where the fuck did the nail polish gooo?"

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
I know you're sticking to your...kind, COTC.

But let's call a spade a spade around here. You know..that thing people use to dig holes and bury bodies?

Maybe, but I can only stick by so much. Don't want to jeopardize my asylum until I get my "green card" (resident alien status).

Spade? I just usually drive by a construction site where they're pouring a foundation..

You spend money on fuel to drive? lol.

Well I consolidate a grocery trip and body disposal into one trip.

#efficiency

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You can apply for a Virgo Card with that...IJS.