DO YOU BELIEVE THIS TO BE TRUE HA HA HA

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like The Female Breast- The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

No offense me just a little Over the Hump Day Humor. LOL

I like 1, 8, 9 and 11 and 13.

Have a good day.

HA HA HA imao....that was FUNNY

LMAO! that was deff great