*For the Love of the Zodiac* SEXTASTIC!

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by schoenetanz on Monday, July 10, 2006 and has 17 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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Zodiacally (not a word but I don't care) speaking- what was the

(1)*worst* (wtf how did I let this happen! -it's okay...you never could have known he/she LOOKED like they would be good in the sac...yeah- now we all know- looks can be decieving- very, VERY decieving...

(2)*most unusual* ((o_O)) it happens...strange behaviours...refuses to take off socks and hat...needs to get the "equipment" first...you know...could be fun too given the right situation...

(3)*best* (most exciting, enjoyable, I wan't more asap, teach me everything you know-and let me show you what I learned again, and again and again)

lover/(or)sexual partner you ever had...now I realize that some of you may have the SAME answere for 1 and 2 OR, conversely, for 2 and 3...this is fine- just be honest 🙂

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@juwanapla
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(3) Is definately my capman. He and I make love one night and have nasty dirty love the next. He is the best!

Plus it wouldn't be fair to name any others. He is the one and only!

Ok, real fast-Oneoftheverybestwasthisonewellhungscorp....omgitwaslikefireworks!!!

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@juwanapla
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Yeah you did. I had dxp rage for about 5 hours last night. I didn't go out for once. I came home and drank my vodka in the emtiness of the scorpboard.

A few more boards, too. I went off on someone on the Pisces board. OOps!! She was stupid!

How have you been girlfriend?

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@schoenetanz
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I gotta go do some shit errands now- I hope you will be on tonight- lol!

I will be WAITING...LOL

we can drink in the scorp board together- that won't be lonely AT ALL! 🙂

if you were here I would share some of my fantastic vodka with you but maybe I will just splash some on my computer screen...that would be likely if I drink enough... o_O

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@Scorpio Chick
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Worst-- Virgo. I didn't know if he was having sex with me, or offering me a cigarette.

Most unusual-- Scorpio. Liked to keep clothes on.

Best-- Aquarius. It was all about me. Very very good indeed.

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@taurusgoddess
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OK, this should be fun! 😛

(1)*worst* my Leo ex. I never have had a one night stand, so no morning surprises, but man! that guy was BRUTALLY dissapointing!

(2)*most unusual* ((o_O)) my aqua ex put on my panties after the big bang! Oh man that looked sick!!!

(3)*best* my aries ex was a very good teacher, but i love sex with my scorpio-master 😉 he's got me hot all day, and play and grrrrrrrrrrrrr STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX!!! me gets none for awhile still! 😢

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@juwanapla
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Worst: Didn't get to know his sign. I didn't keep him around long enough. He made grunting noses like a pig THROUGH THE WHOLE SESSION!!!! UUGGHHH!!!!

Most unusual: Scorpio-I can't even talk about it! Sick! 🙂

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@schoenetanz
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omg juwana

please don't tell everyone about the sick and unusual things I did to you

I wouldn't be able to show my posts around here ever again...

o_O

"I can't even talk about it! Sick!"

you can talk to ME about it though...I looooove to relive the memories...

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@schoenetanz
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shoved...licked...kicked

remember I had the cat lick-

yeah...there is no place for such talk on a public message board 😛

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@lizard_scorpio
21 Years1,000+ PostsScorpio

'yeah...there is no place for such talk on a public message board'

damn right! *gives teacher's look (phil collins) and waves finger*

unless... uhm... unless you can back it up with pics and videos of the session 🙂