Help...I think this scorpio is schizophrenic :/

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by happykitsune on Monday, October 3, 2011 and has 30 replies.

Understanding Scorpio Behavior and Emotional Variability

Scorpio individuals can display intense emotions and unpredictability, often influenced by their deep feelings and desire for control. Their mood swings may seem confusing but are part of their complex personality. It's important to consider their emotional depth and possible stressors when interpreting their actions.

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So I cleared the air with my scorpio a few days ago. He hadn't been talking to me really since we started school and I wanted to make sure he was done with pursuing me. (He hasn't been saying hi to me and looking at me like I'm stupid) So I asked him if he still liked me and he said "we're too different" so I left it at that, I have my own agenda, no harm done.

Just got a text from saying "What are you up to?" I thought I was never going to hear from him. Thought he was done. So I tell him I'm listening to some Sufjan Stevens and he said "That's sexy" o.O Wht the fuck?

So I'm thinking at this point he must be schizophrenic. His dad has schizophrenia and I hear it's hereditary and that it gets worse with alcohol.

Wow, and he just sent me "I'm horny" so I responded with "Go fuck yourself 🙂" He's being a little horny jerk tonight. What a weirdo...

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Aahh right. Just send the scorpio a text saying 'we agreed we're too different and I'm not sleeping with you, I'm not even going to sleep with the Leo soon I need to concentrate on my studies you see!' and put it all to rest ?

Lol of course. No nonsense here. Just gonna tell it like it is. He doesn't know the leo tho

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Posted by everevolvingepithet

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There's got to be something wrong. Sufjan Stevens isn't sexy/horny music.

I find him very lovely

True, but 'sexy music' is kinda pushing it. It's not exactly Errol Brown levels of sexy time music is all I was saying. 🙂

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He's a music major so he has different tastes in music. I just happen to like a lot of what he likes. I think he says it's sexy cus you could liken it to Bon Iver ....or Mumford and Sons.

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Posted by starlover
No not a schizo just ruled by his tackle as lots of men are...add Scorpio to that and there is yer answer!!!

Tell him to go feck himself again and again and he might get the message

🙂

Lol tackle? You mean junk?

Actually one of the texts I sent was "Go fuck yourself 🙂" He responded with "only if you're here with me"

I guess I passed his "test" or whatever tho cus he ended it on a normal note and left me alone.

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Posted by everevolvingepithet

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
There's got to be something wrong. Sufjan Stevens isn't sexy/horny music.

I find him very lovely

True, but 'sexy music' is kinda pushing it. It's not exactly Errol Brown levels of sexy time music is all I was saying. 🙂

He's a music major so he has different tastes in music. I just happen to like a lot of what he likes. I think he says it's sexy cus you could liken it to Bon Iver ....or Mumford and Sons.

3 or 4 good songs per album with those types. 🙂
Eris is on to something though, although Imma see your Rick James and raise you a De Barge, check that out.🙂

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Will do.

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Posted by hiplove79

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Posted by starlover
No not a schizo just ruled by his tackle as lots of men are...add Scorpio to that and there is yer answer!!!

Tell him to go feck himself again and again and he might get the message

🙂

Actually one of the texts I sent was "Go fuck yourself 🙂" He responded with "only if you're here with me"

LMAO! That is so a Scorp male attitude and response.

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I know. The one time I decide to tell someone to fuck off it's a scorpio... just my luck -.-

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Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.

...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-

How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?

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Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?

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Posted by happykitsune

Posted by Sagittarius89

Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.

...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-

How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?

Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?

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The Preggers Scare!? It's not even Halloween yet!!!!

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Posted by ScorpioFish

Posted by happykitsune

Posted by Sagittarius89

Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.

...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-

How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?

Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?

The Preggers Scare!? It's not even Halloween yet!!!!

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I looked over there and I didn't see anything about her being preggo...but I heard it straight from the horses mouth 😱 or centaur rather

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Posted by Mebs

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a Schizophrenic...

And so am I.

I like that... I like it A LOT.

Heehee... 😄

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Okay, here comes a vampire bat joke in the spirit of Halloween, are you ready?

A giant vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Hahah
Here's another:

Two Nuns are driving through the mountains of Transylvania one night when out of the darkness a vampire lands on the car bonnet.
Totally shaken up, the Nun in the passenger seat screams to the driver
"Sister Mary !! Whatever shall we do ?? "
Sister Mary cries
"Show him your cross Sister Joan!!! Show him your cross ! "
Acting on impulse, Sister Joan proceeds to wind the window down, leans out of the window and barks at the vampire
"Get off the bonnet, you cunt!! "

Hahahahaha!!!!

Ooooh, naughty language!!!

Definitely a PG-13 joke, fo sho!!!!