I'm a gem and this scorpio guy told me

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by BigEyesBigLies on Saturday, August 1, 2015 and has 7 replies.

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@BigEyesBigLies
11 Years

I was really deep, he does not know I put on torn pantyhose over my head and pretend I'm a cereal killer.
He was asking me relationship advice which is pretty stupid cause I'm really bad at relationships but I I know he has venus in scorpio so I told him " My honest opinion is she loves you. She loves. but she does not love like you" and he was like you're the deepest girl I've ever met, and made it his facebook status.

LMFAOO

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@BigEyesBigLies
11 Years

There was a bridal shower with all this fancy ass food but I just grabbed her child's box of cheerios and got really drunk.
All the other girls thought I was a loser but I have the satisfaction of knowing all their men were checking out my ass the other day.

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@LetltB
13 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by PV&Jellay

Posted by BigEyesBigLies
I was really deep, he does not know I put on torn pantyhose over my head and pretend I'm a cereal killer.

LMFAOO

I can relate. I'm a self professed cereal killer too. I mean I can crush some Cinnamon toast crunch. Real talk.

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lol..was gonna post a pic of some cheerios being flushed down the toilet, but you covered it well 😄

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@BigEyesBigLies
11 Years

When you're 23 and all your friends are getting married you're gonna get drunk af at all their cerimonies as BIG FU THANKS FOR SELLING OUT BISHES.