I'm a scorpio! (New to the site)

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Bobbo92 on Thursday, May 15, 2014 and has 34 replies.

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@Bobbo92
12 Years

Hello Fellow Scorpions,

I'm kind of new to astrology and I am finding more out everyday, although I do know the characteristics of a general scorpio. I am a October 25th Baby. I have been through a lot of shit lately like stress, and I have been extremely up tight.

I would appreciate any thoughts or concerns from one scorpion to another, or anyone else!

Best,
Bobbo92

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12 Years10,000+ Posts

Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

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12 YearsLeo

Welcome Bobbo :-) hope you like it here, mostly you probably will...and Moon also forgot to mention some tend to get a bit rude, or perhaps sarcastic in the heat of a forum discussion but they are all good people so if you don't take things too personally you will definitely enjoy this site...oh whispering: they seem to like to talk a lot about food, and sex...definitely food..sweet stuff too jelly filled donuts and velvet cake....hope Rabbit didn't here the donut part he will come running lol. So in conclusion Scorps are sarcastic, they say cancers are the crazy ones(hey I'm just repeating I haven't actually confirmed that), virgos are perfectionists, libra are stubborn, Leo have been accused of being too warm and bubbly to the point of annoyance and the rest of them, well I'm still learning kinda new myself only been here a month maybe two but really enjoy it :-)

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@Bobbo92
12 Years

Haha Im a baseball player so i love this shit anyway!! but i love sex haha to put that out there, but i can also express my feelings to the point where you all know what I am saying. I am also huge on self-reassurance hahah so weird but its true.

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Posted by Nemesis
Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

yeahh welcome bobbo and moonartist forgot to mention that she does not take it well if you ignore her texts/messages. 😄

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This is "not" true. I simply start to worry and then all worst case scenarios involving hospitalization, maiming or death play out in my head and then I mentally panic. Since I don't do the weeping hysteria thing I channel the fear into rage and..... Eh-hem, errrrr......sigh, I still haven't figured out how to retrain that reflex and it's been 40 yrs.

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Posted by confusedInsane
Welcome Bobbo :-) hope you like it here, mostly you probably will...and Moon also forgot to mention some tend to get a bit rude, or perhaps sarcastic in the heat of a forum discussion but they are all good people so if you don't take things too personally you will definitely enjoy this site...oh whispering: they seem to like to talk a lot about food, and sex...definitely food..sweet stuff too jelly filled donuts and velvet cake....hope Rabbit didn't here the donut part he will come running lol. So in conclusion Scorps are sarcastic, they say cancers are the crazy ones(hey I'm just repeating I haven't actually confirmed that), virgos are perfectionists, libra are stubborn, Leo have been accused of being too warm and bubbly to the point of annoyance and the rest of them, well I'm still learning kinda new myself only been here a month maybe two but really enjoy it :-)

tis true! Things can get heated up and there's some who like to pick some nasty fights and act the bully.

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Posted by IrresistableScorp
One of my Scorpio male friends an co-worker who is in his early 20s told me that out of every 10 girls he talks to, he can get 2 to sleep with him. lol He's playing the numbers thing. He's in a slut period. Also, and I'm not kidding, he looks like a young Richie Cunningham:

No lie and he's scoring big with the women. WTF—?

It's all in how they charm and how much sexual chemistry they can convey.

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Posted by IrresistableScorp
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by IrresistableScorp
One of my Scorpio male friends an co-worker who is in his early 20s told me that out of every 10 girls he talks to, he can get 2 to sleep with him. lol He's playing the numbers thing. He's in a slut period. Also, and I'm not kidding, he looks like a young Richie Cunningham:

No lie and he's scoring big with the women. WTF—?

It's all in how they charm and how much sexual chemistry they can convey.

It's funny, after he told me that I actually wondered how he'd be in bed. And I have no interest in him at all. These guys are their own best promoters me thinks. lol

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ROFL....he should know better than to try those tactics on a fellow Scorpio!

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12 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

*gasps* this is sooo getting reported to other crabs. TRAITOR!

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12 YearsLeo

Posted by ryu8
Reading through, i'm strongly questioning this thread.

and why is that? oh wait your a Scorpio...always questioning everything, don't trust shit, and always seem to think there is an ulterior motive for everything...never mind continue as you were :-) and don't take offense I am a Leon Sun/ Scorpio Moon I am also very suspicious of anything and everything...lol

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Posted by kim30
Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

*gasps* this is sooo getting reported to other crabs. TRAITOR!
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~chases Kim down~ Like hell you will! Now sit down and I'll tell you a lovely brainwashing story.....

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Posted by Nemesis
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by Nemesis
Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

yeahh welcome bobbo and moonartist forgot to mention that she does not take it well if you ignore her texts/messages. 😄

This is "not" true. I simply start to worry and then all worst case scenarios involving hospitalization, maiming or death play out in my head and then I mentally panic. Since I don't do the weeping hysteria thing I channel the fear into rage and..... Eh-hem, errrrr......sigh, I still haven't figured out how to retrain that reflex and it's been 40 yrs.

with music? 😄

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Yes, and unfortunately I usually pick this one:

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12 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by kim30
Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

*gasps* this is sooo getting reported to other crabs. TRAITOR!

~chases Kim down~ Like hell you will! Now sit down and I'll tell you a lovely brainwashing story.....

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too late...

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Posted by kim30
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by kim30
Posted by MoonArtist
Howdy howdy and here's some tips to surviving DXP. Don't trust the Cancers....~whispers~ They're all bat shit cray cray! Don't give money to the Capricorns. I see one has come sauntering over already ~cough~Cowpuncher~cough~ Don't let Damnata trick you into making bath bombs for her. Don't let any of the over-sexed Leos into your pants.....Oh, and Rabbit cooks.

*gasps* this is sooo getting reported to other crabs. TRAITOR!

~chases Kim down~ Like hell you will! Now sit down and I'll tell you a lovely brainwashing story.....


too late...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11