November 18th..

Do you know what that day is all about?

It's "Married to a Scorpio Support Day". bwhahaha

The guy who coined this and other funny holidays is obviously married to a Scorpio. I am thinking of Jynja, elisabethur, Rabbit's wife and other brave souls as I type this.

A worldwide day of remembrance to honor all those married to Scorpions and who suffer greatly. Assert yourself today! Hide their household flow charts.

http://www.wellcat.com/fall.htm#November

Nov 3

Clich? Day --Use clich?s as much as possible today. Hey, why not? Give it a shot! Win some, lose some. You'll never know, 'til you try it

This sounds like fun.

Lemme see my schedule for May:

May 8

No Socks Day -- If we give up wearing socks for one day, it will mean a little less laundry, thereby contributing to the betterment of the environment. Besides, we will all feel a bit freer, at least for one day.

I actually do this a lot. Barefoot ftw.

Or how you people call it "16, barefoot and pregnant"

Posted by Rabbit
I've marked this on the calendar. I'll be sure to hide all sharp objects in the house beforehand.

please leave your eyeballs at the door, too; piercing stares are prohibited.

Posted by Rabbit
I was thinking the wife would decide to finally stab me to death that day.

Even more reason to leave your eyeballs behind. Lockers are available.

😆 *marks calender*

Posted by Jynja
Doubt it.

She's an Aries moon... she needs a knife.

😄

But really, I love garlic. The whole myth with vampires and garlic and sunlight and silver and mirrors...pfft hollywood amateurs.

Posted by Rabbit
I'd certainly think twice about escape.

Satanmad is happy about this answer.

I read a description that went like...

"Whatever makes you happy without him, you will pay dearly for".

I loled.