Mental Asylum of Utter Madness- 24/7 Stinger Home! (Page 2)

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i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

LOL!

Posted by capgirl69
We cleaned out the remnants of Mr. Scorp's fridge last night.
He had 4 bottles of wine in there, open, about half full.

Me: Why do you have all this wine?
Scorp: Women.
Me: you never bought me wine. *sniff*
Scorp: You were different.

WTF?
Was he like, luring women back to his apartment and giving them wine and having his way with them? lol.

Is this a continuation of this?:

Posted by capgirl69
Once upon a time, Mr. Scorp had the idea of waking up early this morning to start the Insanity videos.
Mr. Scorp didn't get out of bed. :/
Capgirl69 got up and did the fit test at 5am.
The jumps turned her legs to jelly. And she really stunk afterwards. But she completed it the whole thing and then showered and went to work.

To be continued...

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How did we jump from the shower to wine?.....You're leaving out the good bits.

I don't think I have said it earlier, but the kitty in your avi is amazing PR!

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Posted by capgirl69
We cleaned out the remnants of Mr. Scorp's fridge last night.
He had 4 bottles of wine in there, open, about half full.

Me: Why do you have all this wine?
Scorp: Women.
Me: you never bought me wine. *sniff*
Scorp: You were different.

WTF?
Was he like, luring women back to his apartment and giving them wine and having his way with them? lol.

Is this a continuation of this?:

Posted by capgirl69
Once upon a time, Mr. Scorp had the idea of waking up early this morning to start the Insanity videos.
Mr. Scorp didn't get out of bed. :/
Capgirl69 got up and did the fit test at 5am.
The jumps turned her legs to jelly. And she really stunk afterwards. But she completed it the whole thing and then showered and went to work.

To be continued...

How did we jump from the shower to wine?.....You're leaving out the good bits.

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Lol. Yesterday after work we went to finish cleaning his apartment out.
Then we sat and watched teen mom 2 all night while he admired his cigar collection.
Tonight we are unpacking his kitchen stuff and then doing Insanity day 2. Neither of us was willing to work out at 5am today.

CHEESE!

Sir Bling, are you attempting french ?

*lift eyebrows in curiousity*

Posted by everevolvingepithet
In a sense, maybe.😛 Although I've also written in Greek (again, in a sense) and other languages (Ligiea called me on some of that though haha) this fine morning too.😄

You have been messing around with all the threads across the boards today, what on earth are you up to?!

Now, I have to shuffle around to find the posts which I had wanted to reply to...arg!

😛

Posted by IntriguedScorp
Vent: Really? REALLY? He broke up with you and just wants an FWB and you are seriously questioning if he REALLY means it?

OMG--shoot me now.

/rant

Haha oh Intrigued...another one of those threads laying around a typical day here on DXP?

*passes you the gun*

Better shoot them than yourself, I'd say 😛

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Posted by Stinger Baby
all i saw was STINGER and i thought this board was for me lololol

Its almost like this thread was made for you. 😕

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She is a Stinger Baby and considering the hell load of stinger babies here, it works 😄

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by IntriguedScorp
Vent: Really? REALLY? He broke up with you and just wants an FWB and you are seriously questioning if he REALLY means it?

OMG--shoot me now.

/rant

Haha oh Intrigued...another one of those threads laying around a typical day here on DXP?

*passes you the gun*

Better shoot them than yourself, I'd say 😛

Very tempting. Honestly, darling. What does the guy have to do--write it out on chalkboard or something.

Not very compassionate, I know. *hangs head*

Hand me that gun....

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Women need to learn to LISTEN to a man and not IMAGINE what the man is saying, often they mean what they say and they speak the truth too. (Le Sigh)

After repeating myself enough times across the boards with the same problems coming in again and again. The empathy and compassion does wear a little thin, on a bad day I would carry that gun and do some serious shooting.

*the gun, use it well and put half of us, the saner ones out of misery*

How to get a Capricorn woman to make you an omelette.

Scorp: I think I'm gonna have an omelette for dinner.
Me: ok.
Scorp: Okay, I'm gonna make an omelette. Do we have eggs?
Me: ok- yeah.
Scorp: What kind of pan should I use?
Me: *finds pan. places on stove.*
Scorp: How many eggs should I use?
Me: I usually use 2.
Scorp: Can I use 3 or 4?
Me: You can do whatever you want.
Scorp: So, I just put the eggs in the pan?
Me: Spray it with cooking spray first or use butter.
Scorp: where's the cooking spray?
Me: *finds cooking spray. places on counter.*
Scorp: So I just spray the pan and put the eggs in there?
Me: yes. Heat up the pan first.
Scorp: *sprays pan. turns on stove. puts 4 eggs in the pan*.
Me: *looks over* No! You have to scramble the eggs first! *laughs. dumps eggs in a bowl. Scrambles the eggs. Puts them back in pan.* Now pop a lid on and cook it.
Scorp: ok. *watches pan for 2 minutes*. I think I can flip it now.
Me: No, it's not done. *Uses spatula to fill in omelette edges to cook it faster. flips omelette.* Now put on the cheese.
Scorp: I guess two slices are ok? How about ham? Can I use your ham?
Me: Sure. Now fold it over and pop the lid back on.
Scorp: Ok. *takes omelette out. starts eating.* Wow, this is good. I know how to make a great omelette. Oh- wait, do you want me to make you one too?
Me: *cracks up*

He's pretty hilarious! Lol

ranting on men who get broken by the girls who leave them and say they want someone who will look at them, respect them and stand by their side and then they get just that and don't want that either... always grass is greener. I'm sorry I have my shit together and know what I want - why is that so intimidating? I'm not going to play the damsel in distress to get a boy... wtf. Single forever me thinks...

Posted by scorpchick76
ranting on men who get broken by the girls who leave them and say they want someone who will look at them, respect them and stand by their side and then they get just that and don't want that either... always grass is greener. I'm sorry I have my shit together and know what I want - why is that so intimidating? I'm not going to play the damsel in distress to get a boy... wtf. Single forever me thinks...

Rightly so scorpiochick76, you should never play damsel in distress simply because there are no knights in shining armour on white steads galloping to save you, it is all a fantasy 🙂

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Posted by capgirl69
How to get a Capricorn woman to make you an omelette.

Scorp: I think I'm gonna have an omelette for dinner.
Me: ok.
Scorp: Okay, I'm gonna make an omelette. Do we have eggs?
Me: ok- yeah.
Scorp: What kind of pan should I use?
Me: *finds pan. places on stove.*
Scorp: How many eggs should I use?
Me: I usually use 2.
Scorp: Can I use 3 or 4?
Me: You can do whatever you want.
Scorp: So, I just put the eggs in the pan?
Me: Spray it with cooking spray first or use butter.
Scorp: where's the cooking spray?
Me: *finds cooking spray. places on counter.*
Scorp: So I just spray the pan and put the eggs in there?
Me: yes. Heat up the pan first.
Scorp: *sprays pan. turns on stove. puts 4 eggs in the pan*.
Me: *looks over* No! You have to scramble the eggs first! *laughs. dumps eggs in a bowl. Scrambles the eggs. Puts them back in pan.* Now pop a lid on and cook it.
Scorp: ok. *watches pan for 2 minutes*. I think I can flip it now.
Me: No, it's not done. *Uses spatula to fill in omelette edges to cook it faster. flips omelette.* Now put on the cheese.
Scorp: I guess two slices are ok? How about ham? Can I use your ham?
Me: Sure. Now fold it over and pop the lid back on.
Scorp: Ok. *takes omelette out. starts eating.* Wow, this is good. I know how to make a great omelette. Oh- wait, do you want me to make you one too?
Me: *cracks up*

This made me laugh

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+1 Oh my gosh you two are cute.

Posted by Scorpiorabbit

Posted by PhoenixRising

This is disturbing for some reason.

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Probably because gold teeth are perfect for tearing through rabbit flesh.

^^^Okay,

I love it when you are very early in getting to know someone, building a relationship (platonic, friendship) and literally the first thing you confide in them comes back to you.
This has happened to me twice in the past 2 weeks.
Seriously, it was nothing major, but I love when it happens because I can make a mental note that the person is not to be trusted with any info I don't want everyone to know. Lol.

Lol!

We have standardized testing this morning. Gonna be a loong week!

Posted by capgirl69
How to get a Capricorn woman to make you an omelette.

Scorp: I think I'm gonna have an omelette for dinner.
Me: ok.
Scorp: Okay, I'm gonna make an omelette. Do we have eggs?
Me: ok- yeah.
Scorp: What kind of pan should I use?
Me: *finds pan. places on stove.*
Scorp: How many eggs should I use?
Me: I usually use 2.
Scorp: Can I use 3 or 4?
Me: You can do whatever you want.
Scorp: So, I just put the eggs in the pan?
Me: Spray it with cooking spray first or use butter.
Scorp: where's the cooking spray?
Me: *finds cooking spray. places on counter.*
Scorp: So I just spray the pan and put the eggs in there?
Me: yes. Heat up the pan first.
Scorp: *sprays pan. turns on stove. puts 4 eggs in the pan*.
Me: *looks over* No! You have to scramble the eggs first! *laughs. dumps eggs in a bowl. Scrambles the eggs. Puts them back in pan.* Now pop a lid on and cook it.
Scorp: ok. *watches pan for 2 minutes*. I think I can flip it now.
Me: No, it's not done. *Uses spatula to fill in omelette edges to cook it faster. flips omelette.* Now put on the cheese.
Scorp: I guess two slices are ok? How about ham? Can I use your ham?
Me: Sure. Now fold it over and pop the lid back on.
Scorp: Ok. *takes omelette out. starts eating.* Wow, this is good. I know how to make a great omelette. Oh- wait, do you want me to make you one too?
Me: *cracks up*

Sweet, cute and adorable...thanks for sharing dear Cap 🙂

Not the best in lyrical meanings but good memories, good memories...

Posted by capgirl69
Lol!

We have standardized testing this morning. Gonna be a loong week!

The trouble with standardized testing is that they keep lowering the standard.

Posted by Scorpiorabbit

Posted by xdimplez
hello lovies 🙂

Hello!

Wait....am I a lovley?

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You are always lovleyyyy, your stinger head must have come loose yet again, screw it back on straight! 🙂

Posted by Nemesis
whats up with you guys and nasty talk?! i??ve noticed a pattern (not in here) in private. you get off on that. sick fucks lol.

What do you mean? Examples! Lol.
Mine does that occasionally. Not often enough. 😉

Posted by Nemesis
whats up with you guys and nasty talk?! i??ve noticed a pattern (not in here) in private. you get off on that. sick fucks lol.

Nasty talk

*fans self*

Gee, golly...Nem, we are absolutely pure in here, see?

Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way.......lol.

Nem, we are fixed creatures, we like it, we want it, we say it...ahh, doesn't that feel good though? lol

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Posted by xdimplez
hello lovies 🙂

Hello!

Wait....am I a lovley?

You are always lovleyyyy, your stinger head must have come loose yet again, screw it back on straight! 🙂

Maybe a little super glue would help

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Let us cement them together

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Posted by xdimplez
hello lovies 🙂

Hello!

Wait....am I a lovley?

You are always lovleyyyy, your stinger head must have come loose yet again, screw it back on straight! 🙂

Maybe a little super glue would help

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Let us cement them together

Posted by Nemesis

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way.......lol.

Nem, we are fixed creatures, we like it, we want it, we say it...ahh, doesn't that feel good though? lol

hahahaha ja ja ja - 😄

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Nem blushes!

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Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way.......lol.

Nem, we are fixed creatures, we like it, we want it, we say it...ahh, doesn't that feel good though? lol

hahahaha ja ja ja - 😄

Nem blushes!

yes, sometimes i do lol. 🙂 only scorps manage to put this rosey natural rouge effect on my face 😛

i then have a tremble in my voice like a surpressed giggle/embarrassment - and then he says "no! say it properly."

buahahaha 😄

Highly inappropriate,I know, but there's a joke about a ball gag in here somewhere, I know it.

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You Scorp you, too much caffeine for today?

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Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way.......lol.

Nem, we are fixed creatures, we like it, we want it, we say it...ahh, doesn't that feel good though? lol

hahahaha ja ja ja - 😄

Nem blushes!

yes, sometimes i do lol. 🙂 only scorps manage to put this rosey natural rouge effect on my face 😛

i then have a tremble in my voice like a surpressed giggle/embarrassment - and then he says "no! say it properly."

buahahaha 😄

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Muawahahaha 😄

He is a good Scorp, I tell you. We love doing that to people, especially to the ones whom we care about, once I see them squirm, I poke them to make them spit it out, once they are all but awkward, I rush in to give them a massive hug and cuddles, then they cannot hate me 😛

Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way.......lol.

ohhh.
I love when mine gets all aggressive.
Like I said, it does not happen often enough here. lol.

If only you knew, if only you knew 😉

Posted by Nemesis
or like ordering me to say something in a specific way........

🙂

Posted by leoliza
This is a scary place..

Hardly, we're nice 🙂

Mr. Scorp's been working on his blog a lot.

It's about playing card decks. Not sure if you are interested, but it's here:
Mr. Scorp's Blog

Title: Return of the Crusty Scorp
Scene: A very moody, slightly exhausted Scorp is sitting in her office sipping tea, checks appointments and mentally kicks herself for not calling in sick. Feeling good about the fact that her office husband will not be in until noon (although she adores him) and she can be alone for a few hours. She decides to play some Whitney Houston to lift her spirits. —I Wanna Dance with Somebody?? plays in the background??_

Colleague: *walks into office (without knocking), crying, close door*
Crusty Scorp: *gentle sigh* What's wrong?
Colleague: *sits down, cries louder* _____is suck a f*cking b*tch!
Crusty Scorp: Yes she is??_ *sits next to Colleague, sips tea*
Colleague: *still crying, wipes face, sniffs*

***silence****

Crusty Scorp: So, are you gonna tell me what happened or just drown me in your tears?
Colleague: *faint smile* Shut up. I'm upset.
Crusty Scorp: I can see that. I would like to hear about it though.
Colleague: *begins to cry again, gets hiccups*
Scorp: *What. The. F*ck?* Okay??_..let's just sit then??_ *leans back, sips tea, enjoys music*

Crusty Scorp *extra crusty because she had to post something 3 times!

aww. Hope your day gets better!

Ay PR, you did good Crusty Scorp, hate those days, the only thing to do is breathe, letting the calming inner voice somehow take over and sip what ever is in hand.

Posted by Nemesis
i seriously love my scorpi best friend. just love the glances we give each other when we notice or think the same thing and the smirks that follow hahahaha 🍹.

We love you too Nem, do not go swimming now mermaid, you know...on your journey into books, they steal you from us 😄

/mindreadersmindblowingtoo

Posted by Nemesis
i always see it as an honour if somebody confides in me or feels at liberty to expose themselves in their weak moments. kind of makes you strong for them 🙂

Yes, same here, it makes me want to bring out my completely affectionate side (that is unless if that person ends up being a drama queen or attention seeker, then no, poof and I am gone) otherwise, hugs, cuddles, and an outpouring of empathy works just fine 🙂

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Posted by Nemesis
i seriously love my scorpi best friend. just love the glances we give each other when we notice or think the same thing and the smirks that follow hahahaha 🍹.

We love you too Nem, do not go swimming now mermaid, you know...on your journey into books, they steal you from us 😄

/mindreadersmindblowingtoo

— well i was gone and now i am back again.

how is life ladyscorp?! treating you kind i hope. it better!

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Life is the same as it always was, as for how I am treating it...with splendor, with positive fury, with love, and with unrestraint passion, I should hope you are too!

— You are back 🙂 Well, my turn to be off to visit- Mr.Hemingway's world of 'The Sun Also Rises'

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Posted by Nemesis
i always see it as an honour if somebody confides in me or feels at liberty to expose themselves in their weak moments. kind of makes you strong for them 🙂

Yes, same here, it makes me want to bring out my completely affectionate side (that is unless if that person ends up being a drama queen or attention seeker, then no, poof and I am gone) otherwise, hugs, cuddles, and an outpouring of empathy works just fine 🙂

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+1.