FixedWater
@FixedWater
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Oh there he is.
Its OK, FW. Its only a problem when you STOP being horny. Or start crying about your man watching porn all as if you walked in on him making porn. With your mom!
Its OK, FW. Its only a problem when you STOP being horny. Or start crying about your man watching porn all as if you walked in on him making porn. With your mom!
Oh crap! I gotta go to sleep. Um, tell me how it turns out with moonman, k?
*grabs keys, hops off bar stool*
*grabs keys, hops off bar stool*
Oh the internet sucks tonight...
I LIKE handcuffs, on me or him, or me... hehe!
Soooooo, I made this chicken dish today. It was good.
I LIKE handcuffs, on me or him, or me... hehe!
Soooooo, I made this chicken dish today. It was good.
Posted by kim30
Oh there he is.
Its OK, FW. Its only a problem when you STOP being horny. Or start crying about your man watching porn all as if you walked in on him making porn. With your mom!
I second your entire comment!
Posted by kim30
Oh there he is.
Its OK, FW. Its only a problem when you STOP being horny. Or start crying about your man watching porn all as if you walked in on him making porn. With your mom!
Hell no to stopping being horny! And if one catches a man at it then join in....just sayin lol
Posted by kim30
Oh crap! I gotta go to sleep. Um, tell me how it turns out with moonman, k?
*grabs keys, hops off bar stool*
It's been fun Kim, Drive safe and as far as Moonman goes, I am still waiting on an audio of him Talking, about anything really. Lol
I have never watched a porn... either. I am sheltered aren't I?
You two haven't watched porn? Good golly, it's a little dirty indulgence of mine now and then. I'll be honest, 90% is lame and hilariously fake but sometimes there's some truly good ones.
Oh My, this isn't good and must be corrected. I vow to be a better Scorp. 😄
I didn't want to say anything but...
You do kinda suck at being a Scorp.
🙂
You do kinda suck at being a Scorp.
🙂
How long do I have to wait before I can banish people to the crab board?
😛
😛
What? Why are you saying that?
But...but....
But...but....
Its not crime if they had it coming.
Even then its relative to sex, right?
Like burning a house down when a man keeps hitting on your wife?
Even then its relative to sex, right?
Like burning a house down when a man keeps hitting on your wife?
Is there a book "Scorpio for Dummies?" Wahahaha!
Sex? Did someone say something about sex?
Sex? Did someone say something about sex?
Is there handcuffs involved—————————??
Posted by RabbitPosted by kim30
Its not crime if they had it coming.
Even then its relative to sex, right?
Like burning a house down when a man keeps hitting on your wife?
No. I just seduce his wife and make her leave him.
Damn...
Back to sex again...click to expand
one point for
me!
Your wife wouldn't mind that revenge tactic?
Posted by FixedWater
Oh My, this isn't good and must be corrected. I vow to be a better Scorp. 😄
You can blame your Cancer moon. In the mean time, Scorpio Boot Camp and Intensive Scorpio Re-education will be commencing pronto.
Posted by FixedWater
Is there handcuffs involved—————————??
Yes, unless the silk cords are used instead.
^^ whoop 😄
good to see something positive and non-stereotypical on the asylum 😉
good to see something positive and non-stereotypical on the asylum 😉
🙂
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
I got completley sucked back into the fucking drama 😐
I don't even care how it looks like that I deleted my thread.
People take this place way too fucking seriously.
I will not participate in it again..............
Participate? lol.. You created it! eat it or suck it up. Poor poor elle... smfh
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/the-official-elle-complaint-department-4899399/ The Official Elle Complaint Department
TwirlingStrawberry
6/4/2014 9:42:56 AM Quote | More
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
Have you ever been decieved, exploited, slighted, insulted or looked at funny by Elle?
Share your stories here so the whole world can see them! Don't sit in a cesspool of shame all by your lonesome....express yourself! Set the feels free! Find support in others who have experienced the same!
Feel free to post PM's, screen shots, pictures, emails, texts, voicemail recordings, IP addresses, other usernames used by elle, notes scribbled on napkins with crayon or any other evidence to show the world you've been completely duped by Elle herself!
Don't hold back! Don't miss out on your chance!
Tell others so they don't fall victim to her horrible deplorable antics!
Save yourself!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone must be warned, you know. She just can't be trusted!
Single file line....one at a time......
Ready.Set.Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!click to expand
lingStrawberry
6/9/2014 10:22:26 AM
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
I got completley sucked back into the fucking drama 😐
I will not participate in it again..............
Yes...another live LIE by the twirling nut job:
TwirlingStrawberry
6/11/2014 9:39:41 AM
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
It's a BUMP Party!!!!!!!!!!!click to expand
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
LOL
she loves EXPOSING me!
first game we'd play:
HOW TO SPOT A LIAR:
Posted by LetltBPosted by TwirlingStrawberryPosted by LetltBPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
hardly playing victim here, sweetcakes.
that's your job.
lol..my 8th houses wouldn't allow it. Titanium ..inpenetrable...😉
no, but your moon would.
Elle...^^^^^^^^^"NOT BEING SUCKED IN"
😄click to expand
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/and-there-it-is-4908469/?p=5
Now elle...It is my moon you've always been up against..you know that. That's all it takes for me, you are way too easy.
8th house is for the real world and real challenges. 😉
I wouldn't change my placements for anything in this world. They suit me just fine!
8th house is for the real world and real challenges. 😉
I wouldn't change my placements for anything in this world. They suit me just fine!
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
8th house placements must be a real pain in the ass.
You need to do some studying, I think someone else told you that yesterday. You are clueless about the 8th house as are 90% of wannabe astrologers.
idea what your talking about? When did you insult my moon? I mean you couldn't...I LOVVVVVE my moon. So how could you insult it?
Are you insulted I've posted three of your lies today before lunch time? ..and counting
Posted by TwirlingStrawberryPosted by LetltBPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
Astrology isn't for judging others or predicting how they are going to act.
That's three LIES today so far:
TwirlingStrawberry
6/11/2014 9:57:44 AM
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
dude....I have a shit ton of libra in my chart followed by neptune.....you can take your scorpio assumptions and stick them up your mars.
and this^^^ is with someone she hasn't met or know
keep counting.....put it in your journal!click to expand
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/what-do-base-your-views-on-4912759/?p=2
Posted by TachiMichi
peaceful resolution
see I was more inclined towards a putting Elle and LIB in a chinese finger trap, throwing them in an inflatable pool filled with jelly and waiting to see who came out victorious! 😄
——~ ——————_??_—
Posted by xMoonMan
Anyone heard from blisss?
darn Scorpio women and their dissappearing acts.....
😏 What's that now?
Do tell Mr. Crab, do tell....😆
I think I saw Blisss posting last Thursday....haven't seen her since. She's probably recovering from a fabulously relaxing mini vacation at some exotic locale.
Posted by xMoonMan
Anyone heard from blisss?
darn Scorpio women and theirdissappearing acts.....
Now why would we ever do that Monsieur Pincers (minus the venom and the tail)?
😄
[whistles ever so innocently]
I like your mantra, sounds familiar Lol
Posted by xMoonMan
damn it
I was literally about to hide that post!
😉 hence the quote. I can hide it if you'd like. We Scorps are good at keeping a secret 😈.
Lol, ah I'll hide it. I like that you came out of your naughty little shell MoonMan 🍹
He is Cancer, why is he hiding in his naughty little shell? Is that normal? 😄
Posted by xMoonMan
🙂
You Scorpio women are sexy as fuck!
The Scorp dudes are too (if I was gay)
ps
Even Rabbit (in a redneck kinda way)
pps
I'm gonna regret this Mercury retrograde.
*new mantra - No Regrets, forge on son, forge on. Full steam ahead.
But wait, one can't just run amuck willy nilly creating havoc and mayhem, there's always consequences.
(damn Libra bits)
Yes you can, just fuckin go for it, no fear, don't look back, walk where angels fear to tread.
(fuckin Aries ascendant)
😐
I'm chloroforming your libra bits and feeding your Aries bits some extra sugary energy drinks. 😄
Posted by xMoonMan
🙂
You Scorpio women are sexy as fuck!
The Scorp dudes are too (if I was gay)
ps
Even Rabbit (in a redneck kinda way)
pps
I'm gonna regret this Mercury retrograde.
*new mantra - No Regrets, forge on son, forge on. Full steam ahead.
But wait, one can't just run amok willy nilly creating havoc and mayhem, there's always consequences.
(damn Libra bits)
Yes you can, just fuckin go for it, no fear, don't look back, walk where angels fear to tread.
(fuckin Aries ascendant)
😐
hehe... willy nilly... 😉
Misss Blisss does seem to have you wound up a little
The weather is awful here too. Where is summer??
Posted by xMoonMan
For the past week the weather here has been absolute shyte!
Been cooped up inside.
Now there is sunshine & blue sky, I wanted to hit the beach but there are gale force winds.
*cabin fever*
I need to spread my wings!
That is when you strip naked and run a muck in the wind! I have a serious thing for feeling the raw elements on my skin. Snowing, raining, windy....omg, it's liberating!
whereabouts are you Moon?
Bwahahaha! Yes! like that 😄
Posted by xMoonManPosted by LilliLou
whereabouts are you Moon?
Who's moon are you referring to?
😉click to expand
You- ya duffer! 😛
Remind me- are you NT way?
oh! true... hehe- you cancers need to come up with some more original usernames... 😉
rofl....but....we're moonies!
Posted by WhatuPosted by Catmilk677
Its time for all the men of all the signs to take responsibility for their actions and stop hurting women! We cant take it! We're too sensitive. We're not meant to die everytime you hurt us. So please just think twice. Be careful!
Men don't hurt woman, Women hurt themselves by getting involved. Its like blaming a tree because you climbed it then fell down and broke ya leg.click to expand
And what about all the women who play men and hurt them? They can keep doing that because men are "tough" and can "take it"?
Posted by Catmilk677
Its time for all the men of all the signs to take responsibility for their actions and stop hurting women! We cant take it! We're too sensitive. We're not meant to die everytime you hurt us. So please just think twice. Be careful!
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