Horn board

I have noticed this board is pretty horny lately. No thanks to Roxi. What's going on? Are you Scorps just not gettin' any at the moment or what?

I think it was Roxi's profile pic that started it! 😉

Aren't you Mr. Neg, too?

I think roxi is ladym, the shoe's give her away. juwanapla, you said I have changed what do you mean by this? are you a scorpio?

Uh Oh ... here comes trouble ...

Why, what have I missed?

By the way, do you like my new pic? I think it's more provocative than Roxi's sexy pic from last week.

Only you JP...I love the pic.....but I am sorry to say I am not horney at the present time...Mother Nature has taken that away.....

My T guy was feeling horney this morning but I refused him so I guess I can't say to much on this thread.......

Mother Nature has taken that away? What do you mean? That makes me sad to hear it. Are you ok?

You know what the hell I mean do I have to spell it out WOMEN......I will be fine in a few more days..and then I am going to jump my T Man Bones....and enjoy me being on top...I LOVE IT!!!!

OH, Aunt Flo came for a visit. I get it. I try not to let that stop me. We just play "bloody massacre" those days of the month. 😛

why did you hide you message Mr. Nice....was it that vulgar

I hate it when someone posts something then hides it. WHY—? That's like someone saying "Guess what!" Then says "Nevermind"....I HATE THAT!!!!

Speak up, Sucka!!!!!

"OH, Aunt Flo came for a visit. I get it. I try not to let that stop me. We just play "bloody massacre" those days of the month."

LMBAO girl you are fucking trip....you remind me so much of my self in my rare moments....

Oh don't get me wrong I have played that a few times even with my T man when I first met him but this month he don't desire it that way and agree.....

My first answer is the 3rd post of this thread. The second answer is in my profile. If you were a real scorp you would have already figured that out!

LOL

"Speak up, Sucka!!!!!"

LMAO...hahahahahahahahah

What did you have today JP?

It does get messy SL. I hate cleaning up after.

"It does get messy SL. I hate cleaning up after."

LMAO...hahahahahahahahahah it is all in the art of how you get up and run to the bathroom before you start dripping.....

Girl you bout to get me started...

What did you have today JP?

5 loritabs. And I love getting you started, girl!!

Mr. Nice, I dont' remember. I was drunk that night.

That's me having sex with a hunky hottie!!!

Aren't I sexy? Doesn't it make you hot!

oh my....

Mr Nice dont start with me.

I like the way the tail curls....

no thank you.

that ain't you, question, have you ever had scorpio with another scorpio? I did and it felt really weird man.

I don't get the question. What are you trying to say?

I had water for lunch.

No I am not on a diet....just dont have any groceries.

for your other questions...never you mind.

No Mr. NIce, that is not a tough question. I was on the phone long distance so I had to take a quick break.

Yes, I have had sex with another scorp. I LOVE HUMPING SCORPS!!! The sex is passionate and nasty. They make me hotter than any other sign.

Have you bumped uglies with a scorp?

no one bit my bum.

Its just none of your business. Besides you've been here long enough to know those answers.

Lady M is a librarian by day and a dancer by night. She is working her way through college.

Is that close?

this is getting tougher by the day

What's that Devil? Punching your clown solo?

close enough jp.

Hello devil.

JP
"Yes, I have had sex with another scorp. I LOVE HUMPING SCORPS!!! The sex is passionate and nasty. They make me hotter than any other sign."

i so agree....

Where is Roxi I have not heard her all day....

you can visit me anytime mr nice.

Mr. Nice where are you from.

I will be in NC in October....

JP I am still trying to make to you hold tight cuz I am coming

What's that Devil? Punching your clown solo?

i sometimes entertain the local crowds,just for fun

i sometimes entertain the local crowds,just for fun"

Punching the clown is masterbating. You entertain the crowds when you do this? Get it on video and send me some entertainment! LOL

SL, I hope your still planning a trip out here. We would be dangerous! You know the saying, "What happens in Vegas..."

beats me.

And I come from the same city as the President of the US....

I personally think the site is changing the threads are beginning to get childish and not worth posting any comments.

-93 years of age.

I dont mind the new...its the old with the dramatic going and comings that annoying.

JP

"SL, I hope your still planning a trip out here. We would be dangerous! You know the saying, "What happens in Vegas..."

Yea I am coming I want to come in the Winter here. I need to prepare my self for this trip and of course I will be coming alone....hahahahaahahahah....

Cuz I know what I will do in Vegas will most definitly has to go to the grave with me.

Know that's a secret you and I will have tp keep to ourselves...hahahahaahah

I agree with SL. The threads are pretty gay. I miss Dancing Bread and Elliott. They actually had some very deep interesting conversations.

I just try to spice it up every now and then.

Cuz I know what I will do in Vegas will most definitly has to go to the grave with me."

Hell yes!!! I'm going to take you down to Fremont Street. We are going to get a huge ass Daquiri with an Everclear 'bump' and go hang out at the titty bars! Then maybe we can stop in at the Gypsy. It's a gay bar, but it's SO MUCH FUN!!! I love hanging out with the gays and trannies. That is enough entertainment to last a life time!!!

Well JP your spicing up is a little over the top for some who are still wet behind the ears (If you know what I mean). But you know I am there with you all the way.

I dont mind them mr. nice.
we were all once 'new'.

The weather is sunny here...as usual. Happy Mr Nice?

"Hell yes!!! I'm going to take you down to Fremont Street. We are going to get a huge ass Daquiri with an Everclear 'bump' and go hang out at the titty bars! Then maybe we can stop in at the Gypsy. It's a gay bar, but it's SO MUCH FUN!!! I love hanging out with the gays and trannies. That is enough entertainment to last a life time!"

You know JP I have never partied with gay people, I have a bi cousin, and a few of her friends were bi also but they never showed out when we went out. So that will be pretty interesting.

My drinks will have to me Remy 1738, or Courvisior, or Gray Goose, or Belvidere striaght with a Henniken as a chaser....

My drinks will have to me Remy 1738, or Courvisior, or Gray Goose, or Belvidere striaght with a Henniken as a chaser...."

OK my top shelf drinker. High class-eh? Why not.

SL means she is with me all the way because she loves to spice things up with me. She finds raunchy conversation stimulating. That's why I fell in love with her!

Mr. Nice, it is cooling off here in Vegas. It is noon here and the temp is only a mere 100 degrees. That might be stretching it, it's probably only 95. The nights are mellowing out also. It's getting down to the mid 80's at night.

REFRESHING!!!!

hi ladyM,had to attend a phone call

play,maybe i misunderstood your question,it is isn't easy understanding your slang.haahaa

come girl's can I have a beer?

Sure, I'll take you to Buffalo Wild Wings. They have Michelob Ultra on tap and it's so cold that there is a 2 inch layer of beer slush at the top of the mug!!! YUM!