—?? Before I lay me down to sleep, —?? I pray for a man, who's not a creep, —?? One who's handsome, smart and strong —?? One who loves to listen long, —?? One who thinks before he speaks, —?? One who'll call, not wait for weeks. —?? I pray he's gainfully employed, —?? When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. —?? Pulls out my chair and opens my door, —?? Massages my back and begs to do more. —?? Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, —?? Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" —?? I pray that this man will love me to no end, —?? And always be my very best friend.
—?? Amen.
MALE PRAYER
—?? I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs —?? who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. —?? This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
—?? Amen.
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Hey and greetings; I'm enterin' the dark realm with u scorps, and I'd like to get a little help in dealing with ya....See me, and my pop, have had a usually rocky relationship, and he wants me to talk more with him; says I'm...."to withdrawn" whatev, but
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For the Scorps here...do you detest being asked questions and reason that 'If I wanted you to know, I would tell you' or doesn't it bother you? I'm talking just general personal questions...nothing earth shattering or life or death questions.
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FEMALE PRAYER
—?? Before I lay me down to sleep,
—?? I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
—?? One who's handsome, smart and strong
—?? One who loves to listen long,
—?? One who thinks before he speaks,
—?? One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
—?? I pray he's gainfully employed,
—?? When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
—?? Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
—?? Massages my back and begs to do more.
—?? Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
—?? Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
—?? I pray that this man will love me to no end,
—?? And always be my very best friend.
—?? Amen.
MALE PRAYER
—?? I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
—?? who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
—?? This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
—?? Amen.