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FEMALE PRAYER
—?? Before I lay me down to sleep,
—?? I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
—?? One who's handsome, smart and strong
—?? One who loves to listen long,
—?? One who thinks before he speaks,
—?? One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
—?? I pray he's gainfully employed,
—?? When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
—?? Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
—?? Massages my back and begs to do more.
—?? Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
—?? Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
—?? I pray that this man will love me to no end,
—?? And always be my very best friend.
—?? Amen.
MALE PRAYER
—?? I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
—?? who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
—?? This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
—?? Amen.