@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Too much talking and not enough sex. Mo' sex, yo!
rofl....she does go on and on, though. When do Cancers get a monolog on our awesomeness? Sheesh...
talk out of your head? elaborate this phenomenon.
And it's ALL... TRUE.... *shifty eyes
Posted by bloodflood
talk out of our head? elaborate this phenomenon.
corrected.
😉
Scorpio is said to be the sign of sex,(life, death, rebirth) therefore it is the "sexiest". So goes the logic.
They say that the brain is the largest sex organ. It's largely the individual's emo-psychological state of mind
that triggers arousal more so than it is a sign. So considered, that is irrational thinking, IMHO.
If the brain is the largest sex organ then doesn't it stand to reason that the more intellectually minded and logical signs would be the sexiest? Air signs would take the cake because they're the knowledge seekers, especially Gems.
Gah. There's Alyssa showing off her boobs again.
Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by MoonArtist
If the brain is the largest sex organ then doesn't it stand to reason that the more intellectually minded and logical signs would be the sexiest? Air signs would take the cake because they're the knowledge seekers, especially Gems.
The brain does not deal with reason alone.
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Don't I know it! There is nothing logical or reasonable about a person who is predominately right brained...and I'm in the 80% -90% right brained category depending on the test taken.
Posted by Impulsv
Posted by MoonArtist
If the brain is the largest sex organ then doesn't it stand to reason that the more intellectually minded and logical signs would be the sexiest? Air signs would take the cake because they're the knowledge seekers, especially Gems.
The intellectuals are earths signs. Air people are just talkers n social.
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My dad is a Gemini. Double PhD, research scientist and professor at university in physiology and pharmacology. He'll talk your ear off on just about anything in the science and medical field, too.
Just to be clear, I was talking about Scorpio. Not Scorpio Man.
Posted by MoonArtist
If the brain is the largest sex organ then doesn't it stand to reason that the more intellectually minded and logical signs would be the sexiest? Air signs would take the cake because they're the knowledge seekers, especially Gems.
i agree with this. if that is the case then i think air placements mentally stimulate, as they themselves need that sort of stimulation first. i've got a venus in libra and i NEED that connection.. which is why the ones that have done it for me have been venus in aquas.. so far.
the scorp guy i'm currently talking to doesn't agree actually. he just likes sex.. doesn't need mental/emotional stimulation to be there.
Posted by bloodflood
Posted by MoonArtist
If the brain is the largest sex organ then doesn't it stand to reason that the more intellectually minded and logical signs would be the sexiest? Air signs would take the cake because they're the knowledge seekers, especially Gems.
i agree with this. if that is the case then i think air placements mentally stimulate, as they themselves need that sort of stimulation first. i've got a venus in libra and i NEED that connection.. which is why the ones that have done it for me have been venus in aquas.. so far.
the scorp guy i'm currently talking to doesn't agree actually. he just likes sex.. doesn't need mental/emotional stimulation to be there.
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If that is the case, your relationship is going to come to an end.
ahaha we shall see.... this weekend maybe. 🙂
Posted by bloodflood
ahaha we shall see.... this weekend maybe. 🙂
There is one thing you might do:
Teach him how to be mentally, emotionally and intellectually stimulating.
Perhaps tell an erotic tale of how Fuji aroused the sea and how the Tsunami wholly engulfed Fuji in her pleasure, having great power to wipe out mere mortals who were but skilled men of the sea, yet powerless in her deluge.
Posted by Whatu
so to seduce an air sign I have to talk about the science of how I'm seducing her?
Yes, and use complicated theories on human sexual evolution, etc. Bonus points if you can pinpoint the spot you're using to seduce her and also give interesting facts about that spot.
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so to seduce an air sign I have to talk about the science of how I'm seducing her?
Yes, and use complicated theories on human sexual evolution, etc. Bonus points if you can pinpoint the spot you're using to seduce her and also give interesting facts about that spot.
Then just when she's ready to pounce, Ill hit her with a pop quiz.
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Bingo!! Delayed gratification to prolong the delightful agony! 😄
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bloodflood, he doesn't sound intellectually stimulating enough for you*he just likes sex*
so predictable
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if only you scorpios weren't so sexy all the time! 😛
Posted by MrFirebird
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ahaha we shall see.... this weekend maybe. 🙂click to expand
There is one thing you might do:
Teach him how to be mentally, emotionally and intellectually stimulating.Perhaps tell an erotic tale of how Fuji aroused the sea and how the Tsunami wholly engulfed Fuji in her pleasure, having great power to wipe out mere mortals who were but skilled men of the sea, yet powerless in her deluge.
I would agree with that IS... I decided a while ago that I need a "test" for any potential suitor that will bring out the nut job part of him quicker... like, preferably on the first date. Not saying I mind a little nuttiness, just not at my expense.
Great Example... Lol
I didn't watch the video... and I love when I watch/read stuff that makes me actually laugh, out loud.
Now you coullllld be referring to the exchange that just happened ^ there, and in that case I actually laughed too.
Ahh, hey! Edward was 'dreamy'.......... (pictures man that never dies flying me through the trees)
Haha! Noooooooo!
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I would agree with that IS... I decided a while ago that I need a "test" for any potential suitor that will bring out the nut job part of him quicker... like, preferably on the first date. Not saying I mind a little nuttiness, just not at my expense.
Well since you're a tranny (a guy) and you're ugly as fVck, I don't think you should be dating in the first place.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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She's actually not a tranny and actually very stunning. Considering you bore women in bed (and I'm thinking they were blowup dolls that you managed to bore) I'm not sure you're one to talk about who should be dating or in a relationship.
Oh, that's right...you beat your wife and your mom...can't expect anything sensible from someone like that!
Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
Yes. When you light them on fire.
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The best advice is to keep s'mores ingredients handy?
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I would agree with that IS... I decided a while ago that I need a "test" for any potential suitor that will bring out the nut job part of him quicker... like, preferably on the first date. Not saying I mind a little nuttiness, just not at my expense.
Well since you're a tranny (a guy) and you're ugly as fVck, I don't think you should be dating in the first place.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
She's actually not a tranny and actually very stunning. Considering you bore women in bed (and I'm thinking they were blowup dolls that you managed to bore) I'm not sure you're one to talk about who should be dating or in a relationship.
Oh, that's right...you beat your wife and your mom...can't expect anything sensible from someone like that!
When will you learn to not respond to other poeple's comments?
She looks like a man and she's abysmally ugly. Pretty much as ugly as you. I bore women in bed? Where did you get that from? I'm a god in bed. I haven't had a girl that I really enjoyed fvking, and all my exes call me or write me at least once a month. But I don't answer.
I don't beat my wife or mom, i slaped my mom once because she was out of linee. Funny how you choose to forget that part.
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When will I "learn"? Why does it bother you so much that I comment on your bullshit? You don't like people trolling your lame ass troll shit? Take your Cancer rising and go cry to your mommy, little boy...oh, that's right, after you hit her she probably won't give a shit about your sad lil baby tears. Is that the root of your problems? You grew up with a fucked up childhood, you think it's ok to hit women and disrespect your mother and that's why you're such a fucked up twatface?
Anyone who has to brag about supposedly being a god in bed obviously isn't.
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
Yes. When you light them on fire.
The best advice is to keep s'mores ingredients handy?
It depends.
The average Scorpio will find other uses for the chocolate and marshmallows -_-
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Such as??....don't leave us hanging.....
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
Yes. When you light them on fire.
The best advice is to keep s'mores ingredients handy?
It depends.
The average Scorpio will find other uses for the chocolate and marshmallows -_-
Such as??....don't leave us hanging.....
Oh no...
I'm DENYING you the details.
Apparently that's what we Scorps do.
Muhahaha!
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Meany!
Thank you Moony for such a nice compliment and for having my back while I was gone. That is what true friends are made of. 😄
Rabbit!! OMG No lighting Edward on Fire... for shame! Oh Wait.... I love sparkly things.
Chocolate... Mmmmmmm ... My list is very specific-he Must Love Chocolate and youre not fooling me Moon, I KNOW your list says he Must Love Chocolate too! Hehe
The marshmallows though? I dunno about that.
On further contemplation, in a small living environment where being quiet becomes a little more important I can see where marshmallows might come in handy.
Hey, sista soul sista, I always got your back!
Hi there Soul Sista! Thankyou!
Sounds like a busy day! I'll catch up to you when you're back. I'm taking the say to relax, other than the part where I have to work. Swimming and yoga on top of the cold kicked my butt this week.
My version goes more along the lines of this:
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I would agree with that IS... I decided a while ago that I need a "test" for any potential suitor that will bring out the nut job part of him quicker... like, preferably on the first date. Not saying I mind a little nuttiness, just not at my expense.
Well since you're a tranny (a guy) and you're ugly as fVck, I don't think you should be dating in the first place.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
She's actually not a tranny and actually very stunning. Considering you bore women in bed (and I'm thinking they were blowup dolls that you managed to bore) I'm not sure you're one to talk about who should be dating or in a relationship.
Oh, that's right...you beat your wife and your mom...can't expect anything sensible from someone like that!
When will you learn to not respond to other poeple's comments?
She looks like a man and she's abysmally ugly. Pretty much as ugly as you. I bore women in bed? Where did you get that from? I'm a god in bed. I haven't had a girl that I really enjoyed fvking, and all my exes call me or write me at least once a month. But I don't answer.
I don't beat my wife or mom, i slaped my mom once because she was out of linee. Funny how you choose to forget that part.
And the wife beating thing was obvisouyl to mock that effeminate shithead.
When will I "learn"? Why does it bother you so much that I comment on your bullshit? You don't like people trolling your lame ass troll shit? Take your Cancer rising and go cry to your mommy, little boy...oh, that's right, after you hit her she probably won't give a shit about your sad lil baby tears. Is that the root of your problems? You grew up with a fucked up childhood, you think it's ok to hit women and disrespect your mother and that's why you're such a fucked up twatface?
Anyone who has to brag about supposedly being a god in bed obviously isn't.
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I was going to say the same thing. Anyone who has to brag is lying. We all know thi
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
I sparkle all the time. It's a serious problem actually.
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
I sparkle all the time. It's a serious problem actually.
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Thus the scorpio propensity towards always wearing sunglasses. Now it makes sense!
Yep you Scorpio men do. Had a great night then barely 24 hours passed that we both pissed each other off. We are taking turns on the silent treatment, it seems. >:O
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Rabbit, are you saying Scorpios sparkle in sunlight?
I sparkle all the time. It's a serious problem actually.
Thus the scorpio propensity towards always wearing sunglasses. Now it makes sense!
No, that's because we are having a shit day.
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I'd have a shit day, too, if people like Bella were getting all up in my sparkly magical. :p
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