Scorpio - snake

I am a scorpo-snake. What about you ?

All right, I'll bite. How do you find out what scorpio animal you are?

Ok, I found it. I am a rat. Now that I think about it, I already knew I was a rat from reading a place mat at a chinese restaurant. Hi there DB. Missed ya.

missed YOU

wanna!!!!

db- are you on a break or sumtin?

Missed you too, Schoen!!!!! Are you a rat, a snake, an ox......—??

I'm a KOALA

duh-

duh!! I knew that. Cute and furry. Try to touch a koala though, and It'll chew your hand off!!!

not if you show it love

and you are in a controlled environment like a cuddle room or something

lol

but really- chinese zodiac speaking

I'm a dog- the good kind

very loyal

woof

😉

what happens if someone tries to eat your eucalyptus?

Why didn't the chinese pick cute animals? Why rats and snakes and dogs? Well, some dogs are cute. I don't like saying I'm a chinese rat. Rats are associated with filth and disease. Not fair!

I bark at them and use my insane cuteness as a weapon of death

if someone just wants to lick it gently that's okay though

what!

I think rats are freakin adorable

and- snakes- very cute...that sweet lil forked tongue...awww

talking about gently licking....

I saw your warm-up pic. CUTE!!!! LOL

*squeels*

my mom used to dance with snakes

I have a pm for you

1 sec

Hi sb!!!

sb I sent you the pm too

- don't wanna talk about it on the boards

Doing ok. I had to leave DXP for awhile. It was starting to run my life. I was feeling out of control. So now it's more recreational. Next I need to work on my drinking! LOL

gonna go warm up that liver tonight -ay juwana?

Nope. Going to detox the liver from last night. I'm going to be a good girl tonight. Maybe even come straight home from work and play on DXP all night.

good girl!!

woof *panting and drooling*

woof woof

I have to go now though- perhaps I will drool on you later after you get off yer shift- esp. if you have the lasagna smell stuck in yer clothes

Yup, I think I'll leave a few droppings at work. Then come home and nibble on some trash. See, being a rat is not fun!

Hopefully! We need to catch up. See ya!

This rat will give you something to eat! Your young so I might have to teach ya!

Exactly!

I am a dragon!...hahaha..knew it..I kick ass!

What makes you think I am not nice?

Snakes are the WORST of the Chinese zodiac. *laughs*

My dear Kris I am a sweet little piggy.

Or a female boar. I have been know to put some people to sleep. 😉 (hahahah)

But a lot of female pigs like snake males though.

Are you trying to say something. 😉

I like you Kris. Even if you are a Leo.

Kris, darling, as my opposite we should get married.

HAHAHAHAAAA

But back to the stop sexy snake boy. A male Scorpio snake sounds hot.

*topic

No it doesn't, it rains.

Dear boy whatever are you talking about. You know Kris I love you but this nonsense must stop. What will the children think?

Forget I can't believe you forgot about them. You horrible father.

Nevermind me.

Not so suave Mr. Kris. Turning me off a bit acutally. *Leaves for another thread*

People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature.

I know you did not write this. This sounds biased and unlike you.

I am an scorpion/Ox

Dragon..lol..yep with the moodyness

scorp rabbit 🙂