Scorpions! How can i get revenge on you?

Don't take this topic seriously. Reply just for fun.

Posted by Plato
The best revenge for me was when I got another girlfriend that was hotter, nicer, and smarter. And we have a great relationship. The girl also happens to be a Scorpio. It seems I only attract and become interested in Scorpio energy.

It was great when I ignored all of the past girl's attempts to get me jealous and show that she moved on (into an obvious rebound relationship). The last time I talked to her she said that she in a relationship with this guy, to which I responded "Oh, I thought that was your gay best friend". The look on her face was priceless...shock and embarrassment. That was the guy she was trying to get me jealous with ahahahah. She responded with "Oh.....a lot of people have said that..." and then was too embarrassed to ever talk to me again, even though she still shows the desire in her eyes. I have nothing against someone being gay, but she is clearly dating a feminine guy because he is so easy to control and manipulate, which is the opposite of me. I see through that the mere second a Scorpio starts scheming in their mind.

My question was not about how you would take revenge on others. It was about how i can take revenge on scorpions.

Revenge? Never ever talk to me again. Absolutely no contact. The peace and quiet----err silence would be hard to deal with. Truly.

If you cut a scorpios tail(if you get revenge on us)
The tail will grow again and we will kill you

Only another water sign is able to get revenge on a Scorpio you have affect them emotionally before you can get any revenge on them.

Posted by flowingwater
I wouldn't even attempt 🙂

This is coming from personal experience. I was close friends with a Scorpio for a looonnnggg time. We got together, I couldn't handle the intensity broke it off and he was set for revenge after that... Let me tell you, he got it.


Spun me around like a Jewish dreidel... Until I broke.
Crazy thing? He's back again. He's trying to get back together for the 3rd time!! it's pure torture and ecstasy.

Scorpios don't like rejection it is what started all the BS in my life when I said to the Scorp woman we need to go our separate ways.

Posted by scorpiothebadass
If you cut a scorpios tail(if you get revenge on us)
The tail will grow again and we will kill you

Let me know how you kill..lol.

Posted by Infinite8

Posted by Plato
The thread was about the best revenge, to which I replied with a short analogy about doing better than an ex. Don't see what's unevolved.

At this point, I don't expect you to "see". Just you participating in this thread and expressing your enjoyment in someone else's downfall is enough.

I've never taken revenge on anyone. I see no need to stoop down to a level that I myself do not appreciate. By doin this revenge thing - you BECOME what you dislike an stay unevolved.

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This is why i like scorpio girls more than those guys. Scorpio girls are good for any kind of relationship. Even when people hurt you, you don't hurt back.

Posted by Tanya Jones

Posted by scorpiothebadass
If you cut a scorpios tail(if you get revenge on us)
The tail will grow again and we will kill you

Let me know how you kill..lol.

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Careful we will sting that ass