@FixedWater
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Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
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Oh C'MON! June! Moon doesn't have to pee.
Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
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HEY!! I have an iron bladder, thank you very much ye Doubting Thomas! And its on horseback so I'm an excellent driver.
Posted by MoonArtist
Egads! Is there still snow in March?Oh Yes! March is the month that comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion or some such shit like that. Haha You will need some WIND protection!
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Ok, Goretex jacket and let the curls fly wild n free!
Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
HEY!! I have an iron bladder, thank you very much ye Doubting Thomas! And its on horseback so I'm an excellent driver.
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See! I knew you didn't have to pee. Horseback so that means ditch bangin most of the way!
Posted by cowpuncher
Screw that. You people get your asses back to your drudgery and make some money!Signed - a Capricorn
i 2nd that notion i also just realized why my issues got worst with el sropio i have been dealing with we misinterpret each other and have been going backwards and last night i had a dream about regression basically telling me thats the problem ; well that is a pitty shame your sign is going thru this it sucks 4 the rest of us very much
Ditch bangin?
😕
Posted by MoonArtist
Egads! Is there still snow in March?Oh Yes! March is the month that comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion or some such shit like that. Haha You will need some WIND protection!
Ok, Goretex jacket and let the curls fly wild n free!
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Gortex jacket? SkiDoo Jacket and a bella clava and helly's under armour 🙂 All Set
Posted by RedCoat
Ditch bangin?😕
A term for riding in the ditch 🙂
😈
Posted by SILVERDOLLARPIECE334
Posted by cowpuncher
Screw that. You people get your asses back to your drudgery and make some money!Signed - a Capricorn
i 2nd that notion i also just realized why my issues got worst with el sropio i have been dealing with we misinterpret each other and have been going backwards and last night i had a dream about regression basically telling me thats the problem ; well that is a pitty shame your sign is going thru this it sucks 4 the rest of us very much
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My issues got worse with my scorp last night too. It is really WWIII between scorp n scorp.
Maybe I should have elaborated... If this was intended for my description od ditch banging.
Riding in the ditch: On A Quad, Or A Sled, Or A Horse ... with 4 legs or... etc etc
Posted by cowpuncher
Fixedwater and Crabby Crab:of COURSE she'll have to pee. Plus she'll have to stop for all sort of girly stuff, snacks... all the other stuff that gals stop for on a road trip at least once an hour. I stand by my estimate as accurate!
Then you have crap like outlet malls. you know she's going to get sucked into those. Then she's going to spend money buying stuff. Then she's going to run out of room on the horse for the crap she bought and she's going to need a cart... then she's going to waste a weekend or so shopping for a cart... then she's going to have more room in the cart so she's going to buy more crap at more outlet malls... etc.. etc.. etc.. rinse and repeat.
June, not 1 second before.
Omg... LMAO! I cannot even argue. This is a valid point.
Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
HEY!! I have an iron bladder, thank you very much ye Doubting Thomas! And its on horseback so I'm an excellent driver.
See! I knew you didn't have to pee. Horseback so that means ditch bangin most of the way!
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Ditch bangin' sounds a little wild and dirty. Woohoo! lol
Maybe I should have elaborated... If this was intended for my description od ditch banging.
Riding in the ditch: On A Quad, Or A Sled, Or A Horse ... with 4 legs or... etc etcclick to expand
🙂
Posted by MoonArtist
Egads! Is there still snow in March?Oh Yes! March is the month that comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion or some such shit like that. Haha You will need some WIND protection!
Ok, Goretex jacket and let the curls fly wild n free!
Gortex jacket? SkiDoo Jacket and a bella clava and helly's under armour 🙂 All Set
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Don't forget the obligatory Moscato.
Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
HEY!! I have an iron bladder, thank you very much ye Doubting Thomas! And its on horseback so I'm an excellent driver.
See! I knew you didn't have to pee. Horseback so that means ditch bangin most of the way!
Ditch bangin' sounds a little wild and dirty. Woohoo! lol
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It does, doesn't it. It has that certain ring to it!
Posted by cowpuncher
Fixedwater and Crabby Crab:of COURSE she'll have to pee. Plus she'll have to stop for all sort of girly stuff, snacks... all the other stuff that gals stop for on a road trip at least once an hour. I stand by my estimate as accurate!
Then you have crap like outlet malls. you know she's going to get sucked into those. Then she's going to spend money buying stuff. Then she's going to run out of room on the horse for the crap she bought and she's going to need a cart... then she's going to waste a weekend or so shopping for a cart... then she's going to have more room in the cart so she's going to buy more crap at more outlet malls... etc.. etc.. etc.. rinse and repeat.
June, not 1 second before.
Omg... LMAO! I cannot even argue. This is a valid point.
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I really do want/need a nice buggy. Cowbunny, I'm swiping your card for this lil adventure. ~YOINK~
Posted by MoonArtist
Egads! Is there still snow in March?Oh Yes! March is the month that comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion or some such shit like that. Haha You will need some WIND protection!
Ok, Goretex jacket and let the curls fly wild n free!
Gortex jacket? SkiDoo Jacket and a bella clava and helly's under armour 🙂 All Set
Don't forget the obligatory Moscato.
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Absolutely Not, We cannot forget the Moscato and will have to re-arrange the 10 pack mules you will have to bring in order to accommodate the shopping sprees in pretty stores smelling like horse. Mmmmm I do love that smell!
Maybe I should have elaborated... If this was intended for my description od ditch banging.
Riding in the ditch: On A Quad, Or A Sled, Or A Horse ... with 4 legs or... etc etcclick to expand
Haha no, I understand your intentions with it.
But I have my own mental stories.
0:-)
I'm pretty sure that pagan fertility rites and bonfires are involved. It's a bit like Hedge bangin'
Hey! Lol
I'm still working on the kidnapping plan to get you out here. 😉
Oh YaY!! Please do hurry because I don't want to live here anymore!
Tacking up the Pony Express.....
Awesome Moon! How long till you get here? Lets see, a couple thousand miles at about 7km/hr...
Uhhhhhh.....numbers....math.....calculator? Where's the damn Cap for this? GOAT! Make yourself useful.
no prob, I'll help out.
Yes, about 7km/hr. HOWEVER, she's both a girl, and a crab. That means she's going to need to take at least one potty break per hour of travel. That's going to blow at least 15 minutes, so roughly that's going to drop her down to 5km/hr actually traveled due to wasting time on her bladder.
Then you need to account for bad driving. that's probably going to cost her a couple complete days, maybe even weekends.
I wouldn't be expecting to see her until about June, personally.
HEY!! I have an iron bladder, thank you very much ye Doubting Thomas! And its on horseback so I'm an excellent driver.
See! I knew you didn't have to pee. Horseback so that means ditch bangin most of the way!
click to expandDitch bangin' sounds a little wild and dirty. Woohoo!
Ahhh, the mental stories. 🙂
Posted by Impulsv
Lol typical
Moon u have dress as pochahantas In distress
He'll pony over the cash?
You will have to buy a fairly large sized costume to fit over the gear you are going to have on, but I am sure you will still look cute n sexy!
Posted by cowpuncher
Fixedwater and Crabby Crab:of COURSE she'll have to pee. Plus she'll have to stop for all sort of girly stuff, snacks... all the other stuff that gals stop for on a road trip at least once an hour. I stand by my estimate as accurate!
Then you have crap like outlet malls. you know she's going to get sucked into those. Then she's going to spend money buying stuff. Then she's going to run out of room on the horse for the crap she bought and she's going to need a cart... then she's going to waste a weekend or so shopping for a cart... then she's going to have more room in the cart so she's going to buy more crap at more outlet malls... etc.. etc.. etc.. rinse and repeat.
June, not 1 second before.
Omg... LMAO! I cannot even argue. This is a valid point.
I really do want/need a nice buggy. Cowbunny, I'm swiping your card for this lil adventure. ~YOINK~
No you're not 😉 I don't have one!
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Yes, a nice buggy will do. CP will buy, how could he not? They are not that much anyway.
Posted by FixedWater
Ahhh, the mental stories. 🙂A caps mental
Stories can be scary!click to expand
Really? Not my ex-cap.. his were -Yawn- Maybe he was just a little diluted or something Lol
Posted by cowpuncher
Fixedwater and Crabby Crab:of COURSE she'll have to pee. Plus she'll have to stop for all sort of girly stuff, snacks... all the other stuff that gals stop for on a road trip at least once an hour. I stand by my estimate as accurate!
Then you have crap like outlet malls. you know she's going to get sucked into those. Then she's going to spend money buying stuff. Then she's going to run out of room on the horse for the crap she bought and she's going to need a cart... then she's going to waste a weekend or so shopping for a cart... then she's going to have more room in the cart so she's going to buy more crap at more outlet malls... etc.. etc.. etc.. rinse and repeat.
June, not 1 second before.
Omg... LMAO! I cannot even argue. This is a valid point.
I really do want/need a nice buggy. Cowbunny, I'm swiping your card for this lil adventure. ~YOINK~
No you're not 😉 I don't have one!
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Not now you don't! WEEEEEEEEE....shoppping on a pony express tour!!!!!
Posted by Impulsv
Lol typical
Moon u have dress as pochahantas In distress
He'll pony over the cash?While that would help her cause, that's just not enough to fork over the cash to buy her a cart. I'd buy her like... a spoke for one of the wheels for that.
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A Spoke... seriously? One spoke. Are you sure your not Aquarius or Virgo? 🙂
Posted by Impulsv
Lol typical
Moon u have dress as pochahantas In distress
He'll pony over the cash?
good idea!
Hark! Where for art thou, of cowboy in shining chaps?! I done broke my nails and can't find my buggy! ~swoon~
Lol! Omg, I think I'd have to buy you a buggy and I don't even swing that way!
Posted by cowpuncher
Fixedwater and Crabby Crab:of COURSE she'll have to pee. Plus she'll have to stop for all sort of girly stuff, snacks... all the other stuff that gals stop for on a road trip at least once an hour. I stand by my estimate as accurate!
Then you have crap like outlet malls. you know she's going to get sucked into those. Then she's going to spend money buying stuff. Then she's going to run out of room on the horse for the crap she bought and she's going to need a cart... then she's going to waste a weekend or so shopping for a cart... then she's going to have more room in the cart so she's going to buy more crap at more outlet malls... etc.. etc.. etc.. rinse and repeat.
June, not 1 second before.
Omg... LMAO! I cannot even argue. This is a valid point.
I really do want/need a nice buggy. Cowbunny, I'm swiping your card for this lil adventure. ~YOINK~
No you're not 😉 I don't have one!
Yes, a nice buggy will do. CP will buy, how could he not? They are not that much anyway.
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Oh, they're hardly anything at all. He'll barely feel it...
Posted by Impulsv
Lol typical
Moon u have dress as pochahantas In distress
He'll pony over the cash?While that would help her cause, that's just not enough to fork over the cash to buy her a cart. I'd buy her like... a spoke for one of the wheels for that.
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~gasp~ Cheapskate goat!!
Posted by Impulsv
Lol typical
Moon u have dress as pochahantas In distress
He'll pony over the cash?While that would help her cause, that's just not enough to fork over the cash to buy her a cart. I'd buy her like... a spoke for one of the wheels for that.
A Spoke... seriously? One spoke. Are you sure your not Aquarius or Virgo? 🙂
Aquas and Virgos are the diet-coke of Frugal. CAPRICORN is the real thing!
If she's lucky I'd throw in a board too.
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More Valid Points.. !
Moon? You now have a spoke and a board, were getting there. Lol
Posted by FixedWater
Lol! Omg, I think I'd have to buy you a buggy and I don't even swing that way!
rofl....Yeah, well, we water signs like to showboat the cheap goats.
Posted by FixedWater
Lol! Omg, I think I'd have to buy you a buggy and I don't even swing that way!rofl....Yeah, well, we water signs like to showboat the cheap goats.
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Lol... nicely swooned! I will have to take a lesson or two. Maybe if I swooned while I sent out the look it would be better somehow.
Ok, dxper's I am off to la la land for some much needed sleep... nite all
G'night you two! Sweet dreams
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Oh Yes! March is the month that comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion or some such shit like that. Haha You will need some WIND protection!