so we've had lips & eyes

Why God, WHY?!

Just like the toy that comes in a Happy Meal *squeak squeak*.

Posted by Prince_Pisces

ewwwww. uncut dicks are the most disgusting thing ever LOL

why so? i always foget 70% americans are uncut. f'in weirdos and jews

LMAO And that would mean something if that WERE your baby carrot TV.

Posted by Eleni
Posted by ThroatVirus
c'mon ladies. donthya think its cute? small and funsize.

it looks half black and half caucasian...the tip bit being the caucasian part...lol
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Like a sweet lil' mushroom growing happily in the forest glen.

There, there Eleni, you can look away from the penis now..it won't bite.

Posted by ThroatVirus
c'mon ladies. donthya think its cute? small and funsize.

lol, women sighs. too big too small un cut, cut there's no winning. fuck you all.

LMAO Oh dear me. Who said I wasn't fussy TV? *delicately arched brow*

Posted by ThroatVirus
here's mine...ladies, I await your compliments.

tv ! lol

aa! hahaha u just couldn't wait could u?

Oh come now gentleman. Something in the middle would be quite nice. Neither Oompa Loompa nor King Kong sized. Something purdy, if you please.

Posted by ThroatVirus
Posted by venusianbull
Posted by Eleni
Posted by ThroatVirus
c'mon ladies. donthya think its cute? small and funsize.

it looks half black and half caucasian...the tip bit being the caucasian part...lol

Like a sweet lil' mushroom growing happily in the forest glen.

hahahaha very poetic VB. I'm glad I have a fan in you...

now PP and Eleni are lil more picky about their pricks...wish you both were a bit more accepting.

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exactly

Ewwww DP, I hope not. *holding up cross and latching chastity belt*

Posted by hardcandy
Posted by ThroatVirus
here's mine...ladies, I await your compliments.

tv ! lol

aa! hahaha u just couldn't wait could u?
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u know me too well. 🙂 🙂 haha

TV, my eyes sir, they water.

Posted by Eleni
cut or uncut i really dont care

as long as it's not a mushroom or a stub 😉

it must be between 6 and 12 inches long with a satisfying width of 1.5 - 2 inches

😛

6 and 12!!! jesus fucking christ?? that guys is no way 12? *cough* i mean mine.

what about long and thin?

LOL!! "Don't be jealous of the spider"..!!!

*sigh* Poor man.

lol taurus's love big dicks it's a fact. shallow bastards

You are so full of it AA, not true.

^5 Eleni

Penis is beautiful.

LMAO "Luxurious penis". With a nice pelt ( back OFF PETA ) and two friends backing him all the way.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait

Is that a pimple?

betta hope so 😢

I'd whip it out if I had one tv!

I soooo do aa! muah

Damned skippy Eleni, a well groomed thatch is all the rage these days. The higher echelons of vaginal entrance demand only the finest. Champers with your pate m'dear?

😉

i'm not full of it VB. taurus chicks wanna be belly button deep in it, FACT 🙂. with cream on top

lol shut up hardcandy, you gots no worryz in that department your husband is a leo!! we all what they have down there..

arny anybody? that thing is stupendous!

FACT AA, a normal sized penis is perfectly acceptable as long as someone brings the THUNDERDOME to the boudoir. No poser wanna-be's. It's full to the WALL. Battle cage match. If you don't hear one 'GAWDALMIGHTYDAMN' then best step. 😛

lol all the taurus's are licking there lips to see some legendary scorp penis.

greedy bastrads, and i thought scorps are the sex obsessed ones **TUT**

LMAO TV, well that sheds some light on the phrase 'happier than a two-peckered billy goat'.

*scoff* Legendary Scorpio penis indeed.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
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Is that a pimple?

DP

think i got bit by a spider in my sleep...please...don't be jealous of the spider.

I'll try, but when it comes to c.ck-biting arachnids I can barely disguise my anger.

hahahaha i just spit vitamin water out of my nose

srsly sr1 omg!

leos r known for penis sz? no one told me? jk

😛

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Posted by Eleni
Posted by ThroatVirus
one of these would be pretty useful...gemini penis for sure.

LMAO...gemini penis

it looks ancient
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omg leni...old balls :/

GACK! About shot tea out my nose!

lol throatvirus is cool, and is in the same boat as me. hopefully.

i'm honeslty shocked at how many chicks obsess about penises. i suddenly feel all insecure and worried :/

lets face it, most men don't turn down pussy no matter what, so women should match us on that at least right? sheesh

Posted by ThroatVirus
Posted by FeistyAquarian
ughh ugliest wieners ever. for real. and that's kinda hard to top considering what dudes have to work with anyway 😛

OFA how dare you.

you Aquas are supposed to be accepting! all cocks should be equal in your world.

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I have an aqua moon & I'm non judgmental of penises as long as it is not sick & doesn't have a cough

I'm kinda anal bout cleanliness

so get some zyrtec cuz I think ur allergic to that spiders luv bite 🙂

ya tv is supa cool!

or is it peni— idk guess it's def peni in that pic tho huh tv? ;P

my hubby is wick'd (is this a cat thang?) it's lk frustrating

pervy ^ lol

^^^ wicked as in, he has a big lion cock.

hardcandy do you pet it like a snake? and do the hellicopter with it?

surely you all know what the hellicopter is? all guys do it after a nice long hot shower... when it's errr... i'll stop.

if u can do it that is

uuummm wick'd pervy *c above*

I'm def not telling u what I do with "it" but he's always all up on meh! so I think he lk's it 🙂

forgot...can U do it?

Posted by hardcandy
forgot...can U do it?

yeah. hot shower helps tho. but yeah.

... yeah

yeah that's a leo thing i'm positive. what's his moon?

every leo i know is always gagging for it no matter what.

Posted by AA
Posted by hardcandy
forgot...can U do it?

yeah. hot shower helps tho. but yeah.

... yeah
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*blushes*

haha r u sure it's a Leo thing? I kinda think it may be an Aries thing 😄

his moon lol why?

hhhmmm u've seen the copter first hand (or rather no hands) sr?

hehe