The Party

This is what happened in my Birthday party,just wanted to share it..the pics are very bad quality cuz it`s taken from a mobile and the photographer sucks big time at taking them..he took only few..

In university:
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Well,first i drinked a beer outside with my group friends in th 30 minutes break,it was very very cold and i could figure out what my friends were saying in their mind,i am sure it was:"fock your birthday,we are focking freezing here"
Now,do you remember the red hair i said i was infituated with?well i still..anyway i was waiting for this moment:
We were in the lecture and I went to her in the 5 minutes break and said:"Masha,it`s my birthday today" she acted like it`s something importnat:"aha,happy birthday to you Hypno"
i replied:"what? that`s it?"
her:"what do you mean?what do you want more?"
I pointed to my cheek.
she smiled and came closer to kiss my cheek,and then i pulled my head with shocked expression on my face and said:"what are you doing?i pointed to my ear to tell me what do you wish for me in my new year and you wanted to kiss me?you are rushing too much,we should date first and then you can sleep with me.."
It was very embarrasing to her in front of all the students and i can say the color of her face finally matched with her hair..😉 but she laughed though..

Preparation:
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It was very bad in the beggining and it seems that everything was gonna fall apart and cancelled..the problems arised because of group of my friends,i was very pissed off, but fortunatly other group solved the situation..i am glad now i know who are the tre friends and who are not..
Strangley,the person who stood up and insisted on rescuing my bd was a LEO!!!!but maybe cuz he is 21st August Leo 🙂
At 9PM we took off..

Gathering
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We had to wait for the others to come so we decided to gather in some dark,hazy caffee which is ment to have an Arabic atmoshpere there,the UKraininan girls LOVED it and i felt they wanted to strip there and have an orgy,believe me ppl,the enviroment there was really good for orgy..but my dream didn`t come true..anyway we splited and sitted in groups,you can hear the laughs and the shout,i was drinking my second bottle of vodka there and smoking narghile..

Geminis:
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I know i know,but Hypno can`t write something without mentioning the Geminis..
So while still waiting we talked about everything,so my Scorpio friend whom i didn`t see for about 3 months started talking about a girl who is suffering with,love_hate realationship he described it,he was talking about a pain in the ass but lovely pain and how he is trying to control her and get her..(he is very good with girls btw)..so i asked him what is her sign and he answered "Gemini,i am really attracted to Geminis"..ok now you all know i was little bit drunk there and i found this very funny so i started giggling and laughing with the surprising faces looking at me wondering what so funny about it and while laughing i broke a glass so everybody was staring at me,i shuted up immediatley.

Vodka:
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This is for MM..😉
Drank beer in the morning,shared a bottle with one guy before going,shared another one in the Arabic place with two guys and third one in the disco with a guy and a girl,and offcourse with 2 narghiles,i was done..i was drunk like Mel Gibson,i didn`t drink that much before,now i can even hear the word vodka.

Disco:
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So after we gathered up we went to this disco called "Galaxy" and it really costed like a galaxy,but no problem..there was like thousands of us,we litrally invaded it..every one took his place,asked for some food,vodka,narghile and other stuff..and the party started ..the DJ was very good cuz he put all the songs i like,danced with my friends,girls i know,girls i don`t know..and so on..i took a break,drank a little and then i heard the song "what goes around,comes around" which i like its beat so much,so i stood up,started walking to the dance floor,reached the half way and took a look,i got shocked,they weer dancing slow on this song..what a bunch of stupid people,who dance slow on this song?eh?..so i stayed thinking what to do?returning or going to dance with some girl,i saw 2 free girls ..went to the first one,she denied me..i said ok,went to the other one and she waved her head negativley..i was like "ouch,it hurts" everybody was staring at me..i smiled,got back,and sitted for the rest of the party quite and angry..i became in very bad mood,bear in mind i was drunk and very emotioanl then,i let that effect me big time..so the girls tried to cheer me up,standing me and inviting me to dance with them..one of them was very good and i felt like she is giving me a blowjob with her ass 😉..but still i didn`t recover..so anyway at 5 AM,i was completly done,wasn`t realizing too much and my friends decided to help me and get me a coffee and red bull at the same time..really i thought what kind of stupid friends i have lol..and after announcing that i have to go home or i would throw up and paint the table with my digested food,after hearing that,they happily took me to the taxi,one girl went with me,guided me to my room,and to my bed..i asked her to give me a blowjob before going she smiled, turned the lights off and left..well i tried anyway 😉..the motherfockers continued partying without me,imagine that 😉
So the party was very exciting and i was happy in most of it before letting that thing depressing me..in total i enjoyed..

My crazy Scorpio friend,i was smoking narghile in this pic:

"i'm going to your party next year for sure"

So you can get drunk,start stripping,dancing around with every man and girl there and making erotic moves on the tables?
hmmm,ok.

"Cool pics though...is that a blonde hooker in the background I see ——?"

haha,yes she is my friend but not close one,her name is Tanya and she is a Pisces..she had the best legs in the party but believe it or not she is very shy..
As for calling her hooker,well i call all my frirnds hookers and for some reason they like it,wanna date her?

"I notice how you face seems blurry,but your frineds seems clear...were you rocking about/swaying due to being completely rat-arsed,maybe —"
lol,yeah i was hiiiiiigh,i kept moving my head and my hands with every beat,actually my friend called me yesterday to see if everything is ok,and she told me that she felt i am hot dancing while i am sitting but when i got up to the dance floor,she changed her mind,cuz i was moving funnily..so she suggested to stay sitting next time and then i can get all the girls lol.

I have been told also that after me leaving the party,my Scorpio friend was completly drunk and asked the taxi driver to get out and start fighting together cuz he wanted to beat someone,lol i think all Scorpios love to beat people without any reason..😉

BTW EG,i won the bet..no Gemini remembered my birthday,so my friends called them and invited them to the party..and like you all know Geminis can`t resist partying..
I bet they weere dancing and partying without even knowing what the event was.😉

"that would cost a whole bunch of cash, LOL!!"

What?i thought you are my friend..?shame on you..
Let`s work together,i will take you to some stripping club and you get 30% ..i hired Kris before but he is attracting only cats,and i am sick and tired of all the sardines he is earning.
What do you say?

"which won't really work in your favour will it? unless there's something you are not telling us hypno"

haha,well..hmmm..yes i have something to say..i..i..i am sometimes attracted to women.

"you can have the 30% and be damn grateful that i'm being so charitable."

I am not any pimp,i am a special one..and you know what i can do..i can simply use my hypnotic aura and make you my sex toy..i give Kris one bottle of milk everyday and you are not happy with yours.
Now the offer decreased to 20% ..yes or no?

I'm worried about the other non-sometimes.

"I'm worried about the other non-sometimes."

in The other non-sometimes i am attracted to myself 😉

LOL! You try too hard, bud. Have I taught you nothing?

"in The other non-sometimes i am attracted to myself"

Maybe we're not so different... *Pondering face*

"Have I taught you nothing?"

How to play with my balls witout breaking them?yes and i appreciate that..
And yes,trying is my middle name,oh no wait..genius is my middle name.

Well according to your birth certificate here, your middle name is Ashly.

"yes and i appreciate that.."

So you've tried then? =O

Hypno, If I didn't shave my head so short 😢 or my face, we would look almost the same.

"Well according to your birth certificate here, your middle name is Ashly"

No,the birth cerificate you have is for Kris,i needed to hide mine..

"Hypno, If I didn't shave my head so short or my face, we would look almost the same."

Not completly,you have to get a bigger d1ck too.

No I meant the face. Seriously, dude, we have the same eyes.

"Not completly,you have to get a bigger d1ck too."

And you'd have to get a bigger brain. 😛

"Seriously, dude, we have the same eyes."

Sh1t happens 😉

Why have you been taking sneak peaks of me in the shower? Since you're only "sometimes" into women and all?

I don`t think we have the same eyes,mine are hypnotic, remember?

I told you before, you look like a computer hacker.

"Why have you been taking sneak peaks of me in the shower? Since you're only "sometimes" into women and all?"

Roxi sent me,she only wanted to make sure that...

Like that one from the Punisher.

"Roxi sent me,she only wanted to make sure that..."

She knows I'm all man.

Didn't read through this .. only looked at the pics.

The blonde girl in the background .. I know her. Don't know how, where, or when .. but, I definitely recognize her.

She looks like someone from Swordfish. She was the girl who gave the hacker a blowjob while he was trying to break into the system with a gun to his head.

One lost pic taken before the party withone of my friends...notice my nearly closed eyes because of the vodka i drank before partying..lol

haha^^

Well, why wasnt I invited to the party??

lol

Im surprised someone acknowledged that post.

You are noticing too much these days.

I've noticed some African men to be sort of aggressive



maybe,but the women are better than us in this field😛,so it must even out?

AND hypnos,i agree with you.