This sting is destroying me! (Page 2)

Seriously Sag, find someone else to "flirt" with. She will notice and be all over your ass soon. AFTER she gets over it! Give it 9 months.

you're evil.



DONT BE IN DENIAL, YOU LOVE HER EVILNESS..ADMIT IT!! lol

She reminds me of someone.

I'm not evil! What is evil about masturbation? It's self satisfying and you can screw anyone you want to without getting caught!!!!

he's comming for you juwana...lol

HAAAHAHAHA

you are SURROUNDED!!

*juwana and tanz circle the prey as db backs him into a corner*

"Seriously Sag, find someone else to "flirt" with. She will notice and be all over your ass soon. AFTER she gets over it! Give it 9 months."

I tried that, she hates that shit. I went out with her and kept staring at all the women. I flirt with other girls at work and it drives her nuts. It's not like I can't play these stupid games too, I do, but I time them, in and out for the most effect.

I didn't mean to say butter.

haha thank god i'm a light air head who don't take anything to serious and am a skitzo.. sucks for you guys..LOL jk

as i pour another glass of wine...

It's ok, we all shit now and then.

You can't play the games, too! She is a scorp! You will be crucified for it! You have to do it anyway if you want to get back at her. Eventually she will start to breakdown.

did you try sending her flowers

with a note

with a ribbon...yeahhh with a ribbon on the note...you know...kinda tied through a little hole in the corner in a decorative way

*shruggs*


it might work...

Juicy, I'm drinking Merlot. What you drinking? Pinot Grigio?

did you try sending her flowers

with a note

with a ribbon...yeahhh with a ribbon on the note...you know...kinda tied through a little hole in the corner in a decorative way

*shruggs*


it might work...

you know with the fruit in it...that one..CHEERS

Nah, that won't work. She'll show it to the other guy and go 'look what the stalker sent me'. She won't appreciate that.

i mixed a wine with it..i just don't remember the name...i felt like being twisted lol

Cheers Juic!

Um white zin with strawberries?

wait i think that was it...good job lol i'm impressed.

how do you find your rising?"

I sent it to you

Thanks dahlin'! 😉

That's my job. I have been trained to be a wine mind reading robot and tell people what they drink.

Ooh I didn't think about the flowers. That's a great idea. Problem solved. True love.

Hey boney Schoeney, where have you gone? Are you still lurking or did you run off?

NO NO FLOWERS!!! DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!!

FLOWERS ARE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE...get with it sag!

besides she'll be sending you those at your funeral, can't copy her.

Chocolates? Or maybe I can show up at her pad late one nite, throw a stone at her window, and surprise her with a big old boom box on my shoulders blaring a nice love song.

DB, when are you going to be spending more time on dxp? It's getting boring around here. Plus, I want to wrap up the patient 000319 or whatever it is story.

Hey boney Schoeney, where have you gone? Are you still lurking or did you run off?




I'm writing and eating and trying to keep up with you guys...

I'm not made for this multitasking shit...juiceness!!! I need some help here!!

Sag, she'll take all that as a sign you like her. She don't want that right now. You already made her mad by not accepting her offers. Just 'find' a new girl for the moment. It will piss her off for a while, but she will be back panting for more and probably even harder that before!

that=than

white flowers mean...do this to his back..

lol- juice! I havn't met a scorp yet who doesn't enjoy a lil pain in the sac 😉

I'm not made for this multitasking shit...juiceness!!! I need some help here!!


I'M HERE, I'M HERE!!!!!

Sag, she'll take all that as a sign you like her. She don't want that right now. You already made her mad by not accepting her offers. Just 'find' a new girl for the moment. It will piss her off for a while, but she will be back panting for more and probably even harder that before!

Please tell me you knew I was joking. 😛

SCHOEN..you and me two..

Me: what breaking my leg turns you on?
Scorp: only if i do it.

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it?


Can ya?

I can feel like a dumbass and still make fun of myself.

lol juic, i'll do that everywhere, im so mad at him right now...



SLAP HIM! (you know in a sexy way) then when hes not looking..hit him in the head with the lamp, tell him your into new things...lol

what the fuck?

I need to shower now. Will you all still be on in 15 minutes?

And Sag, I was hoping you were kidding. You were sounding like a sappy Virgo in love! UUGGHHH!!!!

How many swear words can I come up with and have them converted. I feel like an asshole.

i'm thinking it...i'm trying to work on the feeling part..

there you go saggi , you feel better babes? LOL

And Sag, I was hoping you were kidding. You were sounding like a sappy Virgo in love! UUGGHHH!!!!

I try to keep all the sap on the inside. On the outside I'm just a smartass.

saggit my opposite, how are you fella?

don't lie my lil juicer you like the leg breaking sex...I KNOW you do!

OMG is that BOB ROSS!!!

oooh ohhh...I want happy clouds!! happy shacks!!! happy grass!!!

i know! thats why i broke the other one just for kicks...trying to balance it out...


THIS IS SO ME! AND YOU KNOW IT DAMN IT!