Why is it....

For the ladies:

Why is it that our fitness training are so friggin' hot? I joined a new club over the weekend and had my first personal training session and he's so absolutely adorable and has an awesome body. Why couldn't I get someone like a Russian/Austrian bodybuilder?

I had to really concentrate on doing the exercises right. I was too busy sucking in my stomach trying to make a good impression! 😉

fitness trainers*

It was a joke, Branh. I was making light of Hans and Frans from Saturday night live. I coudnl't remember if they were Austrian or Russian.

well there you go....would you like me to restate my post? 😉

awww, PM. what's wrong? Talk to the doc.

I'm sure you can see me sitting at a weight station though more concerned with my gut than this cute trainer showing me how to properly handle the machines.

Just remember that when life is going too fast or times get tough, things could be worse. You could be a bit like this puppy!

PM, email me if you need to talk, OK?

DXP is such nice place to visit when everything else is letting u down...

Oh no .... that's not good news at all 😢 Let us know alitte about what's going on, maybe when can help 😉

...I don't particularly find Ruskie men attractive...too short, stocky, dark, swarthy, and hairy for me...

See, I like those type of guys 😛 😉 The Nordic look is okay (like Brad Pitt, although he's looking alittle different nowadays) but I love an man with an earthy look to him 😛

Hey AB...he was a kid...maybe 24, but he definitely was eye candy. About 6'0", tanned, brown hair (I'm a sucker for brown hair) and green eyes...yes, i checked him out.

That's what I was expecting... boooooo, I got a girl trainer 😢

Hey AB...he was a kid...maybe 24, but he definitely was eye candy. About 6'0", tanned, brown hair (I'm a sucker for brown hair) and green eyes...yes, i checked him out.

that would motivate me to keep coming back 😛

LOL@Archer

Branh was all talk....
The position is still open. 🙂

Well that's because you feel like a creep privately requesting to see someone's picture. Secretly I'd love to see the eyes cappysweetie described. 😛

Yeah, she did. I think it was on the thread that got deleted. She said they showed intelligence and that they were striking. Sounds kinda Scorpio-ish. What's your rising?

Yes yes, RainingPeanuts = Tauruschic 😛

"Cappysweetie described my eyes? She said I have Scorpio eyes, but I don't see it. Oh well, I would hate you to have super high expectations. I don't exactly turn heads, but I am bareable."

- She said you have a magnetic stare... ok no expectations, can RP take a peek too? pretty plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 🙂

*pokes bran.h.*

Pweeeeease?

😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

" Secretly I'd love to see the eyes cappysweetie described. "

-- So wood I mR. brandon..