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If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor
Are you German?
I confess. I'm queenlicia xXxbitcherooniXxX
If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor
Are you German?
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Is that how Germans pee
If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor
Are you German?
Is that how Germans pee
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Men do yes!
If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor
Are you German?
Is that how Germans pee
Men do yes!
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Lol
So proper 😂
There's this cool little invention called a night light. Try using that.
All that work just to preserve my masculinity
If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor
When you sit down to poop and the water splashes back up and hits your balls, does it feel good or is it gross?
I confess. I'm queenlicia xXxbitcherooniXxX
Nooo yer not! Lol
I miss her doe!
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Well blvckphvse you can cheer up now. She's baaaaaaack lol
I confess. I'm queenlicia xXxbitcherooniXxX
Nooo yer not! Lol
I miss her doe!
Well blvckphvse you can cheer up now. She's baaaaaaack lol
What!!! It really is you!? :o
I was even going through your posts like.. nahh that ain't her.. Lmao
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Naw I'm not Alicia. I was just trolling this thread. Since its a confession room thread i just thought I confess that I'm somebody.
She's back. On the thread about dazed in jail. She quoted me just a few minutes ago. When I receive her notification I went back to the thread and laugh my ass off at her quote to me. I guess I'm magical. I seem to bring back people who haven't posted in years.
The jokes write themselves with you.
The jokes write themselves with you.
The same as when people look at ur face
Confession. Bidets are the shit. Nothing like having a clean asshole by shooting water up your ass.
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If I wake up in the middle of the night I sit down to piss. I dont want the light to wake me up, nor do I want to piss all over the toilet seat & floor