@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts
What's with guys touching themselves?
lack of baby powder. sweaty balls get itchy I'm told.
Posted by Rindaroo
Do you have a son?
No! I have a husband. Which is like...same shit!
Posted by Fun4Life
I don't understand this at all. Can you be more descriptive. Like lewd acts or what?
Have you never seen guys pulling their balls? While dressed, talking...just seems like they don't know they are doing it?
Posted by Rindaroo
Do you have a son?No! I have a husband. Which is like...same shit!
Lol not exactly. You wouldn't have to ask the question if you had a son and watched him growing up...
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That 'son' was about 30!
I glad he grew out of sucking His thumb!
That would be a good combination for sales person!
Suck yoir thumb - touch your dick!
Circus really! —
Posted by Fun4Life
I don't understand this at all. Can you be more descriptive. Like lewd acts or what?Have you never seen guys pulling their balls? While dressed, talking...just seems like they don't know they are doing it?
While sitting or standing?
Yeah I've seen baseball players do it on the field, and I'm like...."don't you know you're on TV, moron"?
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Not every 10 seconds though...?
My son touches himself ? I went to the doctor and asked if it was normal and he said yes it's a male thing lol... I was like it's time for him to start taking his own showers ?
Sweaty balls sure do get itchy, they sure do Lady Neptune lmao
As a man, what you've described is something I've never really done. But I think anyone could reasonably think of several reasons:
1. He has a rash.
2. He has an STD, like crabs.
3. He cut himself shaving.
4. He failed to shave and the stubble is irritating.
5. His underwear is too tight.
6. His underwear is too loose.
7. He forgot to wear underwear when he's not used to being commando, and the zipper is irritating him.
8. He recently had sex and didn't wash up well, now the skin is dry and itchy.
9. The girl he had sex with didn't shave and the stubble irritated him.
10. The girl he had sex with never shaves, and the long hairs chafed him (true story).
11. He could be a chronic masturbator, like the accountant in Sons of Anarchy.
12. He could have a mosquito bite on the shaft (true story).
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One young advertising agent came to my business to sell ads.
All I could 'hear' is him pulling his pants every 10 seconds!
His boss called and asked how was he and I said 'I don't know! If he wore comfortable underwear maybe I could hear what he said...but my eyes are much bigger right now! What's your charge for that?'
Man said...I know...but he is so good at what he does...
Like whaaaaat? Some people buy ads because they are zombified by 'the act?'
Please explain guys. When you doing this - are you hoping for size enlargement? But do you want it longer/thinner? —?