Sleep groping

Explain this phenomenon to me

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When I am sleeping that is literally one of the last things I am thinking about

My dude can be mid snore, roll over and start groping me

Like how even?

And as long as I ignore him he'll go right back to sleep

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

It's so bizarre

Posted by brianafay
When I am sleeping that is literally one of the last things I am thinking about

My dude can be mid snore, roll over and start groping me

Like how even?

lol he's just making sure his stuff is still there lol

Posted by brianafay
When I am sleeping that is literally one of the last things I am thinking about

My dude can be mid snore, roll over and start groping me

Like how even?

Saaame

Posted by Dreamyboy
I actually sleep grope and hump. No lie. A couple of times I actually woke up to me having sex with a gf which she was all down for, but as soon as I woke up, I realized how tired I was and tried to go back to sleep, but she got angry and made me finish. Another time, I was actually head down between her legs putting in work and same thing. I woke up and felt exhausted and tried to go back to sleep, but I was forced to finish again. I think I was tired because both times I woke up during the REM stage. She probably flinched or made some noise and broke my sleep. I kind of got worried about why I do this and watched a YouTube video that explained it. Guess it's kinda normal, it's like sleep walking except your being perverted.

Omg ?"Realized I was tired and tried to go back to sleep"

Posted by Capz
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What, guy? What now? Do you need attention ?

Posted by brianafay

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

Pisses moon approves.

Posted by VenusianCartel
I sleep fap

Well I mean I've heard of wet dreams lmao

I feel like this is specific to men

Women cherish their sleep too much

Though I have heard of women who like morning sex ... that's after they've obviously gotten their sleep

Posted by brianafay
And as long as I ignore him he'll go right back to sleep

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

It's so bizarre

Grip reflexes from babyhood. He wants his mommy

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by brianafay
And as long as I ignore him he'll go right back to sleep

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

It's so bizarre

Grip reflexes from babyhood. He wants his mommy

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Ew lol

Shoulda just asked if any man has never been told they do this

So that's 2 votes for "they're just making sure their stuff is still there" ?

Rom's boob needs two hands to check if it's all still there. 😆

Had this happen before as well. lol

Posted by brianafay
And as long as I ignore him he'll go right back to sleep

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

It's so bizarre

Be happy, dorky! As long as he doesn't call you by another name - happy times!

You aren't a romantic type are you? Same here...?

Posted by brianafay
And as long as I ignore him he'll go right back to sleep

Sometimes falls back asleep with a boob still in hand

It's so bizarre

The best!! HIs hand on my boob, spooning me = best sleep eva.

Definitely not!

Posted by Capz
is that dude your husband ?

Lmao yes sounds about right

What a boss

Posted by brianafay
So that's 2 votes for "they're just making sure their stuff is still there" ?

I'd start counting the votes for Scorpio if I were you. 3 up to now. :-)

If I woke up and found out i had groped someone sexually in my sleep i would A) want to cut my hand off.

B) feel so guilty i would need to be put under sucide watch

C) do ANYTHING in my power to make sure it never happened again

D) DO ANYTHING to make the victim ok.

If sleep sexual assault is a thing....i think those men need to be 'WOKE'

It's not ok. It's very wrong.

Being asleep does not excuse sleazy behavior..

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