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Posted by MiZLeo
Posted by Damnata
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just warm it up a bit in the microwave....
don't do this.

if you start with any part of the body, the body heat alone will warm it.
The guy who taught me how to do this warmed it up in the microwave. Coconut oil is usualy solid in the bottle. Olive oil, you can use your hands to warm it up. But not to to hot. Just enough to melt it and have it warm. Spitting is always an option as well but it dries out fast and you have to keep doing it.
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I use coconut oil on my face all the time. It melts perfectly with your own body heat.

I take a little out using a chopstick and then slide it on to my fingers and apply from there. I am sure it would work just as well on a penis. 😛
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Posted by gemini88june
I don't really know how to give a good hand job, anyone got any advice for me? i always just got straight down and start giving him a blow job but i want to start slowly, how do you lube it up without using any lube? thanks
http://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-give-a-hand-job

Read the comments too.

Also oil based lubes mess with the integrity of condoms so if your planning on using one with him after, jump into the shower first and clean off the oil.
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Coconut oil turns liquid at room temperature. Even if was solid it would start melting on the skin.

I just had a chuckle @ the scene playing in my head.

"So what movie are we watching?"
"Let me microwave the popcorn and lube/oil first!"
Lmao...

"Honey throw the lube in the microwave for another few seconds please"
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Unlike revenge, lube is not a dish best served cold.
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Posted by Greek_Indigo_Sag
Posted by Damnata
Coconut oil turns liquid at room temperature. Even if was solid it would start melting on the skin.

I just had a chuckle @ the scene playing in my head.

"So what movie are we watching?"
"Let me microwave the popcorn and lube/oil first!"
Lmao...

"Honey throw the lube in the microwave for another few seconds please"
Unlike revenge, lube is not a dish best served cold.
"mom you left the lube in the microwave now my hot pocket smells like watermelon"

Lol...sorry...I could keep going...join the dialogue
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I'm visualizing an aisle of frozen lube, right next to the frozen food aisle.