GemiMay
@GemiMay
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If WE ladies had a D!
this is how men do gemitati
🎶 if I had a 🍆 I would definitely 🦆 myself 🎵
If yall had a D you women would want to screw each other. Yall go batshit crazy for each other when pictures of yurselves being posted on here. Yall ladies wouldn't know how to act with a D. So keep the P.
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
If yall had a D you women would want to screw each other. Yall go batshit crazy for each other when pictures of yurselves being posted on here. Yall ladies wouldn't know how to act with a D. So keep the P.
So you don’t think we should rub a moisturizer on I and smell who’s smells better? 🤔and then compare sizes and measure and fight about every 1Oth of an inch? 🤷♀️
If I had a dick I'd smash as many Pisces and Virgo ladies as I can.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
If yall had a D you women would want to screw each other. Yall go batshit crazy for each other when pictures of yurselves being posted on here. Yall ladies wouldn't know how to act with a D. So keep the P.
So you don’t think we should rub a moisturizer on I and smell who’s smells better? 🤔and then compare sizes and measure and fight about every 1Oth of an inch? 🤷♀️click to expand
Just keep it clean should be good enough. We men are not out for competition to see who has the biggest, best smelling and cleanest dick. I see already you'll be the first woman up for a dick challenge.
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Posted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉
Posted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉click to expand
She said ‘bit’ over average. Yours are bit under oh shit! Lmao aaaah I am jealous…❤️
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by GemiMayPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
If yall had a D you women would want to screw each other. Yall go batshit crazy for each other when pictures of yurselves being posted on here. Yall ladies wouldn't know how to act with a D. So keep the P.
So you don’t think we should rub a moisturizer on I and smell who’s smells better? 🤔and then compare sizes and measure and fight about every 1Oth of an inch? 🤷♀️
Just keep it clean should be good enough. We men are not out for competition to see who has the biggest, best smelling and cleanest dick. I see already you'll be the first woman up for a dick challenge.click to expand
I said I am fascinated by dicks! I would probably watch porn just to see it up and down trying to undertand how is this shit works! 🤔😂😂
Posted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by GemiMayPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
If yall had a D you women would want to screw each other. Yall go batshit crazy for each other when pictures of yurselves being posted on here. Yall ladies wouldn't know how to act with a D. So keep the P.
So you don’t think we should rub a moisturizer on I and smell who’s smells better? 🤔and then compare sizes and measure and fight about every 1Oth of an inch? 🤷♀️
Just keep it clean should be good enough. We men are not out for competition to see who has the biggest, best smelling and cleanest dick. I see already you'll be the first woman up for a dick challenge.
I said I am fascinated by dicks! I would probably watch porn just to see it up and down trying to undertand how is this shit works! 🤔😂😂
I don't know how it works I just know it does. I've met a few women who are mainly interested in how it feels inside a woman.click to expand
Don’t we ALL!
Posted by Gyalix
Lol it's always funny when women say men are obsessed with their dicks cause when we get right down to it I barely give thought to the aesthetics and particulars of my dick beyond hygiene and health...but get intimate with a woman and all sorts of comments on the look, weight, feel etc come out....yet alone when/if she decides to entertain herself by just playing with it. And I don't necessarily mean sexually...just literally playing with it like it's a toy.
I may comment on a woman's 🐱 in the act but I never take it as far as most women do lol.
I am saving it when I’ll stop dying from laughter…
You KILLED IT and I can’t function! YES!!! We do and please tell me it’s…OK! 😂😂🫣🥳🥳🤣🤣🥰👍👯♀️
Posted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉click to expand
Ha, I wish! Those look like a good time for some lucky dude.
Posted by DonnaLibraPosted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉
Ha, I wish! Those look like a good time for some lucky dude.click to expand
Or LAST good time…remeber one drunk suffocated between boobs? At the bar. They were dancing…music stopped and he fell down. Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂💃🕺
Posted by GemiMayPosted by DonnaLibraPosted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉
Ha, I wish! Those look like a good time for some lucky dude.
Or LAST good time…remeber one drunk suffocated between boobs? At the bar. They were dancing…music stopped and he fell down. Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂💃🕺click to expand
LOL, OMG! Well I'd love to have boobs so big they could suffocate. Poor thing, at least he died happy.
Posted by DonnaLibraPosted by GemiMayPosted by DonnaLibraPosted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉
Ha, I wish! Those look like a good time for some lucky dude.
Or LAST good time…remeber one drunk suffocated between boobs? At the bar. They were dancing…music stopped and he fell down. Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂💃🕺
LOL, OMG! Well I'd love to have boobs so big they could suffocate. Poor thing, at least he died happy.click to expand
Well…in the video while they were dancing he was trying to get away…he was a small dude and she was like 300lb ogur…dancing she clanched into him so hard he was trying to free himself from between her jags and as they both were hammered and music was so loud she was pronounced ‘not guilty’…poor dude! She really had NO idea…oops! Dead!
Posted by GemiMayPosted by DonnaLibraPosted by GemiMayPosted by DonnaLibraPosted by borednbeautifulPosted by DonnaLibra
Nah, would never want a dick cause I'd trip over it. We women can compare breasts and even though mine are a little above average size I've got Bit Tit Energy.
Bigger than mine? 😉
Ha, I wish! Those look like a good time for some lucky dude.
Or LAST good time…remeber one drunk suffocated between boobs? At the bar. They were dancing…music stopped and he fell down. Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂💃🕺
LOL, OMG! Well I'd love to have boobs so big they could suffocate. Poor thing, at least he died happy.
Well…in the video while they were dancing he was trying to get away…he was a small dude and she was like 300lb ogur…dancing she clanched into him so hard he was trying to free himself from between her jags and as they both were hammered and music was so loud she was pronounced ‘not guilty’…poor dude! She really had NO idea…oops! Dead!click to expand
OMG, glad I wasn't there because I wouldn't fell on the floor laughing.
If my dick wasn't beautiful I'd be really ashamed of it. Apart from that, I've always been interested in how much you can lift it without hands. Also the feeling of having one. What's it like
Posted by GenericUsername
If my dick wasn't beautiful I'd be really ashamed of it. Apart from that, I've always been interested in how much you can lift it without hands. Also the feeling of having one. What's it like
Lol like what if it's big AND beautiful? Honestly there's not a dick in the world that would be classify as beautiful. A man can be the most beautiful human in the world and would not have a beautiful dick to match his attractiveness, trust me. Good thing I find in having one is the sensational feeling that you get cumming after masturbating. I can't imagine not having one. I'd probably go nuts wanting to masturbate but can't without one.
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by GenericUsername
If my dick wasn't beautiful I'd be really ashamed of it. Apart from that, I've always been interested in how much you can lift it without hands. Also the feeling of having one. What's it like
Lol like what if it's big AND beautiful? Honestly there's not a dick in the world that would be classify as beautiful. A man can be the most beautiful human in the world and would not have a beautiful dick to match his attractiveness, trust me. Good thing I find in having one is the sensational feeling that you get cumming after masturbating. I can't imagine not having one. I'd probably go nuts wanting to masturbate but can't without one.click to expand
It has to be big to be beautiful in my eyes. I've seen and been with a fair share of ones, but never saw one as beautiful as my ex's. Perfect size and shape, clean, straight 👌 🔥 💯 Concerning masturbation, I think that a female orgasm is more powerful, just more difficult to achieve.
Posted by GenericUsernamePosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by GenericUsername
If my dick wasn't beautiful I'd be really ashamed of it. Apart from that, I've always been interested in how much you can lift it without hands. Also the feeling of having one. What's it like
Lol like what if it's big AND beautiful? Honestly there's not a dick in the world that would be classify as beautiful. A man can be the most beautiful human in the world and would not have a beautiful dick to match his attractiveness, trust me. Good thing I find in having one is the sensational feeling that you get cumming after masturbating. I can't imagine not having one. I'd probably go nuts wanting to masturbate but can't without one.
It has to be big to be beautiful in my eyes. I've seen and been with a fair share of ones, but never saw one as beautiful as my ex's. Perfect size and shape, clean, straight 👌 🔥 💯 Concerning masturbation, I think that a female orgasm is more powerful, just more difficult to achieve.click to expand
Oh by big I really mean fat and round but still big enough to penatrate. Well I guess you females would know a nice looking dick when yall see it than us men anyway so that's fair game.
Posted by GenericUsernamePosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by GenericUsername
If my dick wasn't beautiful I'd be really ashamed of it. Apart from that, I've always been interested in how much you can lift it without hands. Also the feeling of having one. What's it like
Lol like what if it's big AND beautiful? Honestly there's not a dick in the world that would be classify as beautiful. A man can be the most beautiful human in the world and would not have a beautiful dick to match his attractiveness, trust me. Good thing I find in having one is the sensational feeling that you get cumming after masturbating. I can't imagine not having one. I'd probably go nuts wanting to masturbate but can't without one.
It has to be big to be beautiful in my eyes. I've seen and been with a fair share of ones, but never saw one as beautiful as my ex's. Perfect size and shape, clean, straight 👌 🔥 💯 Concerning masturbation, I think that a female orgasm is more powerful, just more difficult to achieve.click to expand
Extremely powerful 💥🤯😃
This thread makes me want to go play with a dick....not for sex....just to play with it like a toy.
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Moisturizer? It does look kind of dry.
And imagine few women putting creams on and starting to rub it on…👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️🤦♀️😂😂😂