@GemiMay
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I didn’t know they ACTUALLY google-able!
I googled it like 10 years ago and ended up here. I obviously got terrible advice, because I'm still here.
Posted by AstrobynI googled it like 10 years ago and ended up here. I obviously got terrible advice, because I'm still here.
That’s not to pay attention!
I was surprised about how it’s been written…basically ALL THE SAME! 😂😂😂
Posted by GemiMayPosted by AstrobynI googled it like 10 years ago and ended up here. I obviously got terrible advice, because I'm still here.
That’s not to pay attention!
I was surprised about how it’s been written…basically ALL THE SAME! 😂😂😂
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feminist tiktok taught me yesterday that, the strong passionate can't keep you hands off you desire we feel for someone in the beginning of a relationship is to your brains trick to make you feel closer to someone when you don't have a secure attachment in order to build a secure attachment.
Posted by AstrobynPosted by GemiMayPosted by AstrobynI googled it like 10 years ago and ended up here. I obviously got terrible advice, because I'm still here.
That’s not to pay attention!
I was surprised about how it’s been written…basically ALL THE SAME! 😂😂😂
feminist tiktok taught me yesterday that, the strong passionate can't keep you hands off you desire we feel for someone in the beginning of a relationship is to your brains trick to make you feel closer to someone when you don't have a secure attachment in order to build a secure attachment.click to expand
Well…feminist? How ugly is she? I am actually copying it. So they refuse to acknowledge love as existing feelings? Wondering what is their relationships based on? The madness is real!
But when I am getting really worked up about it - I am remembering that matriarchy was real wasn’t it? It didn’t last though…NOW I’ll google THAT! I am overworking google tonight…😂😂
Posted by StonyYou’re not getting any at home, are you?
I bet YOU…DO…or do you NOT?? 🤔
You need to get laid asap
Why the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Does it sound like Donny from the wild thornberrys?
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It’s pretty quiet, she can use under the covers without fear of waking up the Aries 😆
Virgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
Posted by StonyPosted by GemiMayPosted by StonyYou’re not getting any at home, are you?
I bet YOU…DO…or do you NOT?? 🤔
I’m not fucking anyone at the moment. But you don’t see me on here constantly talking about vagina. That’s why I’m wondering. You’re not getting any, are you?
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Nobody is normally TALKING about vagina.
Men who HAS a woman - they don’t TALK! They FUCK! But I don’t know why I have to explain it to you. 🤷♀️
Posted by StonyPosted by GemiMayPosted by StonyYou’re not getting any at home, are you?
I bet YOU…DO…or do you NOT?? 🤔
I’m not fucking anyone at the moment. But you don’t see me on here constantly talking about vagina. That’s why I’m wondering. You’re not getting any, are you?
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Nobody is normally TALKING about vagina.
Men who HAS a woman - they don’t TALK! They FUCK! But I don’t know why I have to explain it to you. 🤷♀️
Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Libra:
Size and girth: There’s nothing to discuss here. Big long, girthy perfect dicks.
Shape: Usually straight, some of them are curved left or right. The longer and cleaner looking versions of Taurean dicks.
Recap: Not the most passionate lovers on earth, however they are charming, still really good at sex and usually have nice looking dicks too.
Agree with this for the most part except maybe girth size. The one I was with had a pencil dick. It wasn't super long, maybe 7 inches. But girth wise, not that much girth.
Aries:
Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.
Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.
The one I was with was of the short variety. Not micro dick but I barely felt it. That and he fucked me like a jack hammer and didn't last very long. Was a one time deal cause he got shipped off to Iraq after that and I didn't see him again for over a year. Not that I'm complaining. We still talk but the military moved him to another state.
Posted by SeaLionAries:
Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.
Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.
The one I was with was of the short variety. Not micro dick but I barely felt it. That and he fucked me like a jack hammer and didn't last very long. Was a one time deal cause he got shipped off to Iraq after that and I didn't see him again for over a year. Not that I'm complaining. We still talk but the military moved him to another state.
Maybe he’ll jack hammer himself across the world 😂🌎 🤣
Gemini:
Size and girth: Congrats Gemini Sun/Mars/8th house people! You guys are definitely above average (most of the time). Sadly, most of you guys also have pencil dicks.
Shape: Mostly straight or banana-shaped. Not the best dicks in the zodiac, but DEFINITELY not the worst. Clean - looking.
Recap: They know how to please you. Sneaky, charming, sexy.
Didn't actually have sex with a Gemini but I did give him a hand job. I was afraid to have sex with him because his dick was actually really big and fat. But it was ugly too. This was before I met the Virgo who is actually bigger than this guy and I almost ran away from him too but after my experience with the Gemini I decided to conquer my fear.
Gemini guy chased me in a creepy way after the hand job cause he really wanted to fuck me but I had to ghost him.
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by SeaLionAries:
Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.
Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.
The one I was with was of the short variety. Not micro dick but I barely felt it. That and he fucked me like a jack hammer and didn't last very long. Was a one time deal cause he got shipped off to Iraq after that and I didn't see him again for over a year. Not that I'm complaining. We still talk but the military moved him to another state.
Maybe he’ll jack hammer himself across the world 😂🌎 🤣
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Someone apparently enjoyed it cause he has a kid now.
Cancer:
Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. They’ll either have a slightly above average dick or a reaally small one. I’m sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyways, they’re all bottoms.
Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.
Recap: Great dicks to suck. There’s something special about their dicks. Cancers can be really kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.
Lol, kind of agree with this one. Mine was on the smaller size, maybe 4 inches and not much girth but that does make it good for sucking and he did make me orgasm so no complaints on that end.
Leo:
Size and girth: You’d think all of them have huge dicks, but that is suprisingly not the case at all. A lot of them have really small ones. Maybe that’s why they have so many self esteem issues. The ones that don’t have small ones, are definitely above average. (7+ inches)
Shape: Nothing too wild, nothing too weird. Dicks are usually straight, could be curved downwards.
Recap: They know (!!!) how to seduce you, they’re literally one of the, if not the best at making the experience one you’ll never forget. They know what to say and they know what to do. You won’t give a damn about the dicks shape or size.
The first guy I ever gave a hand job too was a Leo. I was a teenager so I don't recall what it looked like completly but from what I do remember it wasn't that small but not huge either. We never had sex. He was my first boyfriend. Anyway had sex with a Leo years later...he had I would say a pencil dick. Maybe 7 inches so not small. He was very passionate tho. But Leo and Leo isn't really a good match in the long run.
Posted by StonyPosted by nanobotzWhat god do I need to pray or send an offering, to manifest a gorgeous Aquarius schlong? Please and thank you 🙏🏼
PS in the spirit of the comments already posted on this thread, no I’m not getting any and yes I do need to get laid too. Thanks
Hey. Go get laid. Loser.
-Signed, Another Loser
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Another MALE loser who strangely interested in…dicks. Are you gay? 🤔
Posted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
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Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by HypnotoadPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Does it sound like Donny from the wild thornberrys?
It’s pretty quiet, she can use under the covers without fear of waking up the Aries 😆
Please don't induce that image ever again.
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Life is suffering.
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
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I am not missing anything. Why would you assume that I need pleasure with toy when I have a whole playground at my hand reach? 🤷♀️
Is that how your sex life goes? 🤔
And WHY would HE use plastic on me when he is equipped with natural parts and all? What is going on with you and Mr. Noodleman? So peculiar…so peculiar…strange even…
Sorry to break it to you but there are men who like to go down on women so ‘just cause’ isn’t happening.
I KNEW there is something missing in your relationship. Do you have to order him to go down on you or beg?
I can’t think of any ‘just cause’ 🤔any examples?
Just cause I am curious
Posted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
I am not missing anything. Why would you assume that I need pleasure with toy when I have a whole playground at my hand reach? 🤷♀️
Is that how your sex life goes? 🤔
And WHY would HE use plastic on me when he is equipped with natural parts and all? What is going on with you and Mr. Noodleman? So peculiar…so peculiar…strange even…
Sorry to break it to you but there are men who like to go down on women so ‘just cause’ isn’t happening.
I KNEW there is something missing in your relationship. Do you have to order him to go down on you or beg?
I can’t think of any ‘just cause’ 🤔any examples?
Just cause I am curious
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Your the one who said you don't do foreplay 🤷 that wasn't me.
No foreplay means no Aries tonguing you down. So this is the next best thing for you.
You've spend decades with crappy sex with your ex husband. Life is too short to miss out on getting eaten out... you don't have much time left.
Posted by SeaLionCancer:
Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. They’ll either have a slightly above average dick or a reaally small one. I’m sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyways, they’re all bottoms.
Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.
Recap: Great dicks to suck. There’s something special about their dicks. Cancers can be really kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.
Lol, kind of agree with this one. Mine was on the smaller size, maybe 4 inches and not much girth but that does make it good for sucking and he did make me orgasm so no complaints on that end.
4 inches? Are you very skinny? I can’t imagine it except maybe bj…how do you…idk…
I have an anxiety attack!!! 🤦♀️🫣
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
I am not missing anything. Why would you assume that I need pleasure with toy when I have a whole playground at my hand reach? 🤷♀️
Is that how your sex life goes? 🤔
And WHY would HE use plastic on me when he is equipped with natural parts and all? What is going on with you and Mr. Noodleman? So peculiar…so peculiar…strange even…
Sorry to break it to you but there are men who like to go down on women so ‘just cause’ isn’t happening.
I KNEW there is something missing in your relationship. Do you have to order him to go down on you or beg?
I can’t think of any ‘just cause’ 🤔any examples?
Just cause I am curious
Your the one who said you don't do foreplay 🤷 that wasn't me.
No foreplay means no Aries tonguing you down. So this is the next best thing for you.
You've spend decades with crappy sex with your ex husband. Life is too short to miss out on getting eaten out... you don't have much time left.
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Are you seriously that dense or just vindictive because your man fucking you with toys?
You also forgetting that I lived BEFORE marriage.
But apparently you are so focused on ‘getting me’ so you failing to think period!
If you never cum from oral sex and considering it a foreplay - than you need to teach Mr.Noodelman how to do oral.
Also if he doesn’t cum from your blow job - I don’t know. Watch porn…
Because IF you came from oral you wouldn’t consider it a foreplay!
I do so for me oral is as much sex as penetration, sex genius.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
I am not missing anything. Why would you assume that I need pleasure with toy when I have a whole playground at my hand reach? 🤷♀️
Is that how your sex life goes? 🤔
And WHY would HE use plastic on me when he is equipped with natural parts and all? What is going on with you and Mr. Noodleman? So peculiar…so peculiar…strange even…
Sorry to break it to you but there are men who like to go down on women so ‘just cause’ isn’t happening.
I KNEW there is something missing in your relationship. Do you have to order him to go down on you or beg?
I can’t think of any ‘just cause’ 🤔any examples?
Just cause I am curious
Your the one who said you don't do foreplay 🤷 that wasn't me.
No foreplay means no Aries tonguing you down. So this is the next best thing for you.
You've spend decades with crappy sex with your ex husband. Life is too short to miss out on getting eaten out... you don't have much time left.
Are you seriously that dense or just vindictive because your man fucking you with toys?
You also forgetting that I lived BEFORE marriage.
But apparently you are so focused on ‘getting me’ so you failing to think period!
If you never cum from oral sex and considering it a foreplay - than you need to teach Mr.Noodelman how to do oral.
Also if he doesn’t cum from your blow job - I don’t know. Watch porn…
Because IF you came from oral you wouldn’t consider it a foreplay!
I do so for me oral is as much sex as penetration, sex genius.
Posted by GemiMayOk. I say foreplay is not sex.
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Your words, not mine. Don't back peddle now. Stick to your creation... otherwise the stories you tell will start to have a few too many plot holes to be believable at all.
Posted by SeaLionVirgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
I always want to measure! 😂😂😂
But I am afraid to say STOP! Let me get a tape…
I know these descriptions must be crap because it’s always ‘it’s big OR small’ WTF!
Of course not every sign has the same size!!
I was posting it for laughs. But some people are just too anal. 😂😂😂
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneWhy the obsession with dickle size? What you should be adding to the cart is one of these
I still can’t believe you don’t think good sex includes foreplay.
Not when you ALWAYS in the mood…and no toys needed. Sorry🤷♀️
Your missing the point. This is not to get you ready for his pleasure, this is for your pleasure. What is stopping him from using toys with/on you? Aside from his fragile ego.
Just cause he’s not gonna go down on you shouldn’t stop you from enjoying one of life’s greatest pleasures 👅 💦
I am not missing anything. Why would you assume that I need pleasure with toy when I have a whole playground at my hand reach? 🤷♀️
Is that how your sex life goes? 🤔
And WHY would HE use plastic on me when he is equipped with natural parts and all? What is going on with you and Mr. Noodleman? So peculiar…so peculiar…strange even…
Sorry to break it to you but there are men who like to go down on women so ‘just cause’ isn’t happening.
I KNEW there is something missing in your relationship. Do you have to order him to go down on you or beg?
I can’t think of any ‘just cause’ 🤔any examples?
Just cause I am curious
Your the one who said you don't do foreplay 🤷 that wasn't me.
No foreplay means no Aries tonguing you down. So this is the next best thing for you.
You've spend decades with crappy sex with your ex husband. Life is too short to miss out on getting eaten out... you don't have much time left.
Are you seriously that dense or just vindictive because your man fucking you with toys?
You also forgetting that I lived BEFORE marriage.
But apparently you are so focused on ‘getting me’ so you failing to think period!
If you never cum from oral sex and considering it a foreplay - than you need to teach Mr.Noodelman how to do oral.
Also if he doesn’t cum from your blow job - I don’t know. Watch porn…
Because IF you came from oral you wouldn’t consider it a foreplay!
I do so for me oral is as much sex as penetration, sex genius.
Posted by GemiMayOk. I say foreplay is not sex.
Your words, not mine. Don't back peddle now. Stick to your creation... otherwise the stories you tell will start to have a few too many plot holes to be believable at all.
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For you foreplay is sex because you don’t cum from oral! (Because he doesn’t do it right)
If you cum - it’s sex! Don’t play dumb.
You know well what I said.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionVirgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
I always want to measure! 😂😂😂
But I am afraid to say STOP! Let me get a tape…
I know these descriptions must be crap because it’s always ‘it’s big OR small’ WTF!
Of course not every sign has the same size!!
I was posting it for laughs. But some people are just too anal. 😂😂😂
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We were at my apartment and I knew where the measuring tape was so I could grab it quickly. He was into it so he didn't loose any hardness waiting for me. 😂 I hadn't planned it but I'm so glad I did it. He's the only one I've ever done that with. He is also the largest I've ever been with so I was extremely curious just how big it was.
Posted by SeaLionPosted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionVirgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
I always want to measure! 😂😂😂
But I am afraid to say STOP! Let me get a tape…
I know these descriptions must be crap because it’s always ‘it’s big OR small’ WTF!
Of course not every sign has the same size!!
I was posting it for laughs. But some people are just too anal. 😂😂😂
We were at my apartment and I knew where the measuring tape was so I could grab it quickly. He was into it so he didn't loose any hardness waiting for me. 😂 I hadn't planned it but I'm so glad I did it. He's the only one I've ever done that with. He is also the largest I've ever been with so I was extremely curious just how big it was.
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Sooo? How big? 🫣
Posted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionPosted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionVirgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
I always want to measure! 😂😂😂
But I am afraid to say STOP! Let me get a tape…
I know these descriptions must be crap because it’s always ‘it’s big OR small’ WTF!
Of course not every sign has the same size!!
I was posting it for laughs. But some people are just too anal. 😂😂😂
We were at my apartment and I knew where the measuring tape was so I could grab it quickly. He was into it so he didn't loose any hardness waiting for me. 😂 I hadn't planned it but I'm so glad I did it. He's the only one I've ever done that with. He is also the largest I've ever been with so I was extremely curious just how big it was.
Sooo? How big? 🫣
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I already stated that but 8.5 long and around 3-4 inches in girth.
Posted by SeaLionPosted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionPosted by GemiMayPosted by SeaLionVirgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
I have to disagree with this assessment. I have slept with 3 Virgo men and all 3 of them had large dicks. The largest being 8.5 inches long and about 4 inches girth wise. How do I know? I measured it myself.
The other 2 I did not measure but they were at least avg in length if not more and large girth wise as well.
I always want to measure! 😂😂😂
But I am afraid to say STOP! Let me get a tape…
I know these descriptions must be crap because it’s always ‘it’s big OR small’ WTF!
Of course not every sign has the same size!!
I was posting it for laughs. But some people are just too anal. 😂😂😂
We were at my apartment and I knew where the measuring tape was so I could grab it quickly. He was into it so he didn't loose any hardness waiting for me. 😂 I hadn't planned it but I'm so glad I did it. He's the only one I've ever done that with. He is also the largest I've ever been with so I was extremely curious just how big it was.
Sooo? How big? 🫣
I already stated that but 8.5 long and around 3-4 inches in girth.
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Yes you did. I got caught up in thinking about tape. 😂😂 and process of measuring.
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Astrology & Dicks
After a two year long intensive research, I was able to collect information about dick sizes and shapes and how the astrological signs influence them. For this particular scientific investigation in this unexplored realm, I concluded that more accurate results could be collected through the use of several methods. The methods were primarily pretested to validate the use of those particular approaches. The used methods of research concluded surveys (through Snapchat, Skype Calls and Twitter DM’s), observations (on various cam boy sites) and even personal, intimate Interviews (through the help of apps, such as Grindr).
With the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas:
Sun Sign
Mars Sign
8th house
The results (*Disclaimer: Genetics exist*):
Aries:
Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.
Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.
Taurus:
Size and girth: It’s hard to find a Taurus that’s below average, but it is also almost as hard to find one that is highly above average. If you are not a total size queen, they have the perfect size for you. Almost all of them are girthy, definitely above average. (though proportion-wise, so do not expect a small guy to have a dick as girthy as a red bull can)
Shape: Very clean-cut & straight. Very pleasing to look at, very good to suck on. Not really about shape, but they usually trim their bushes, but the trimmed hair make the dick even more appealing.
Recap: They won’t ever disappoint you. Very sensual and attractive.
Gemini:
Size and girth: Congrats Gemini Sun/Mars/8th house people! You guys are definitely above average (most of the time). Sadly, most of you guys also have pencil dicks.
Shape: Mostly straight or banana-shaped. Not the best dicks in the zodiac, but DEFINITELY not the worst. Clean - looking.
Recap: They know how to please you. Sneaky, charming, sexy.
Cancer:
Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. They’ll either have a slightly above average dick or a reaally small one. I’m sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyways, they’re all bottoms.
Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.
Recap: Great dicks to suck. There’s something special about their dicks. Cancers can be really kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.
Leo:
Size and girth: You’d think all of them have huge dicks, but that is suprisingly not the case at all. A lot of them have really small ones. Maybe that’s why they have so many self esteem issues. The ones that don’t have small ones, are definitely above average. (7+ inches)
Shape: Nothing too wild, nothing too weird. Dicks are usually straight, could be curved downwards.
Recap: They know (!!!) how to seduce you, they’re literally one of the, if not the best at making the experience one you’ll never forget. They know what to say and they know what to do. You won’t give a damn about the dicks shape or size.
Virgos:
Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest dicks in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
Shape: They have nice looking dicks. Probably the sign with the least deformed looking ones. Their dicks can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
Libra:
Size and girth: There’s nothing to discuss here. Big long, girthy perfect dicks.
Shape: Usually straight, some of them are curved left or right. The longer and cleaner looking versions of Taurean dicks.
Recap: Not the most passionate lovers on earth, however they are charming, still really good at sex and usually have nice looking dicks too.
Scorpio:
Size and girth: The best dicks in the zodiac, don’t even try to argue with me. Big, long, girthy like the Libra dicks, however, Scorpio dicks look a bit rougher and realer, which is what you want in a perfect dick!!!
Shape: PERFECT LOOKING. Girthy as fuck, really long, beautifully shaped (mostly straight or upwards curved).
Recap: You wanna suck on that dick, till you make it cum. Besides Aries’, the most passionate lovers! Not as rough and wild as an Aries, but more emotinally intense sex, that will make you crave their dick at any time!
Sagittarius:
Size and girth: Their dicks are really similar to Gemini dicks, their opposite sign. Really long dicks (longer than Geminis), not that girthy though.
Shape: Juicy and clean looking. They usually have a long flaccid dick too.
Recap: If you’re looking for size and quality sex, hunt a Sag dick. Though, do not get emotionally involved.
Capricorn:
Size and girth: As their fellow earth sign, Virgo, petite in size, but an average girth. Strong Saturn influence will not give one a huge dick (except genes say yes).
Shape: Nice to look at. Not rough looking like an Aries or Aquarius dick for example. Either fully shaved or a full bush.
Recap: If they care about you, they’ll try their best. Like Sagittarians, not emotionally involed in the act.
Aquarius:
Size and girth: They’ll usually have long dicks and good girth too. (But just like their opposite sign, Leo, cases of small dicks are not rare.)
Shape: A bit rough looking, they may have the same foreskin problem as Aries’. Though, rough looking is always a compliment.
Recap: Freaks in bed, definitely not boring. They can be real wild and hardcore.
Pisces:
Size and girth: Often said to have the largest dicks in the zodiac. I don’t want to go that far, but they’re definitely (!) one of the bigger signs. Very girthy too!!
Shape: Usually, curved upwards or simply straight. It’s somewhere inbetween rough and clean looking. Nevertheless, very good looking dicks.
Recap: Not boring either, they can be real freaky. However, most of the time, it is more emotionally intense than physically.