Not realizing the toilet is broke..

..until after you've dropped your load at your crush/partner's place.

What do you do?

A. Throw it out the window.

B. Hide it in the toilet tank.

C. Mush it down the sink/tub drain.

D. Toss it in the trash bin.

F. Leave it.

Posted by BlueStar

G. Kill myself

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E. Bag it, tag it, and bring her home!

I forgot E was a letter

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Posted by FactCheck

Tell them they have to go look in the bathroom, shove them in, and hold the door closed.

What if the toilet is in an open plan kitchen?

Take the back off and try my damndest to fix it!!!! Then if I can’t, probably die the mortified death of having to tell them and ask them what to do next lol

Posted by _Dazed

..until after you've dropped your load at your crush/partner's place.

What do you do?

A. Throw it out the window.

B. Hide it in the toilet tank.

C. Mush it down the sink/tub drain.

D. Toss it in the trash bin.

F. Leave it.

Lmao B if it was a terrible date and they suck and I know I’ll never see them again hahahah you’re bad but this is hilarious shit

Posted by _Dazed

..until after you've dropped your load at your crush/partner's place.

What do you do?

A. Throw it out the window.

B. Hide it in the toilet tank.

C. Mush it down the sink/tub drain.

D. Toss it in the trash bin.

F. Leave it.

I'd be a grown-ass man and fix the fucking toilet for her.

if it was beyond immediate repairs, I would get a fucking bucket, fill it with water, and then dump it in the commode.

Why? Because toilets are designed to hold a certain amount of water before they send fluid down the waste pipe. Duh