@_Dazed
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Women belong in the kitchen..
Posted by PinsAndNeedlesDamn right I belong there - the fridge is there.
Get your own.
Is your refrigerator running?
Can't you do something constructive and troll imnotabot instead.
Posted by tizianiNext episode on DXP: Women's lust for open-plan kitchens.
🤭🤭
Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesCan't you do something constructive and troll imnotabot instead.
No.
Posted by BlueStarPosted by tizianiNext episode on DXP: Women's lust for open-plan kitchens.
I fucking hate it. No one wants to look at dishes in the sink.
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Wouldn't have to look at them if you'd just clean them.
Posted by BlueStarPosted by tizianiPosted by _DazedPosted by BlueStarPosted by tizianiNext episode on DXP: Women's lust for open-plan kitchens.
I fucking hate it. No one wants to look at dishes in the sink.
Wouldn't have to look at them if you'd just clean them.
Right?
Saved me an Obama shrugs gif right there.
I have two dishwashers, to be fair.
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It's not cool to joke about child labor.
@Dread_Pirate_Phanta strikes me as someone that eats microwaved fish sticks and instant potatoes 5 days a week.
Posted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by _Dazed@Dread_Pirate_Phanta strikes me as someone that eats microwaved fish sticks and instant potatoes 5 days a week.
That's stupid. I'm not a gay fish.
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Posted by BlueStarPosted by Sith_RogenPosted by Dread_Pirate_PhantaPosted by Sith_RogenOpen concept floor plans/kitchens are for people who microwave 75% of their food.
But why? I'm tired of never having any space in my tiny ass non-open floor kitchen.
I've worked with 3 other people in kitchens barely larger than apartment bathrooms.
Large open kitchens are inefficient and are mostly just places for families to put their stuff.
https://images.homify.com/c_fill,f_auto,q_0,w_488/v1444375028/p/photo/image/986521/0photo_6_2.jpg
Is that your kitchen———??
Posted by tizianiNext episode on DXP: Women's lust for open-plan kitchens.
This was a must for my kitchen when I had my house built 😆
Posted by Sith_RogenPosted by HypnotoadPosted by Sith_RogenPosted by BlueStarPosted by Sith_RogenOpen concept floor plans/kitchens are for people who microwave 75% of their food.
That’s what I am saying!!
It took weeks of essential oil defuser use to get the smell of seared beef short ribs out of the rest of the house last time I made ragu. I'm positive the open concept design was just a scam perpetrated by home builders to use less material in homes yet charge the same amount.
You need a meat room.
I have a kill room, does that count?
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aka the bathroom
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by Sith_RogenPosted by HypnotoadPosted by Sith_RogenPosted by BlueStarPosted by Sith_RogenOpen concept floor plans/kitchens are for people who microwave 75% of their food.
That’s what I am saying!!
It took weeks of essential oil defuser use to get the smell of seared beef short ribs out of the rest of the house last time I made ragu. I'm positive the open concept design was just a scam perpetrated by home builders to use less material in homes yet charge the same amount.
You need a meat room.
I have a kill room, does that count?
Nah a separate room for grilling, smoking and everthing meat related.
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Sounds like a fire hazard.
I feel attacked, leave my kitchen style alone! 😭😭😂
Women belong in the kitchen cuz that's where the kitchen table is and it's way easier on my neck that way
Good lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
Posted by BlueStarPosted by FactCheckOpen floor plan kitchens make the whole house smell. I want a hearth kitchen on a lower level lol. Bring that Victorian kitchen back. Force my imaginary family to sit at the table and eat.
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That range is on point though
Posted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
Posted by _DazedPosted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
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I can 🤷♀️ Now spilling it on a white top is another story...
Posted by justagirlPosted by _DazedPosted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
I can 🤷♀️ Now spilling it on a white top is another story...
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Eat it the kitchen. I don't trust you.
Posted by BlueStarPosted by Enfant-Terrible-IIWomen belong in the kitchen cuz that's where the kitchen table is and it's way easier on my neck that way
I like the way you think
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Posted by _DazedPosted by justagirlPosted by _DazedPosted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
I can 🤷♀️ Now spilling it on a white top is another story...
Eat it the kitchen. I don't trust you.
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Ive seen your food! I’ll take that offer, when’s dinner?
Posted by BlueStarPosted by justagirlPosted by _DazedPosted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
I can 🤷♀️ Now spilling it on a white top is another story...
I am trying really hard not to sexualize this conversation.
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Don't drip your wap on my carpet
Posted by BlueStarPosted by IxiPosted by BlueStarPosted by justagirlPosted by _DazedPosted by justagirlGood lord, not all american woman are lazy nor looking for hand outs, they also know how to cook, clean and take care of a man. that entire converstaion is pretty insulting.
But can they eat without spilling it all over my carpet is the question..
I can 🤷♀️ Now spilling it on a white top is another story...
I am trying really hard not to sexualize this conversation.
Nah, do it.
Nah, I’m just gonna swallow it.
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Good to the last drop!
Oh yeah. She comes back from the kitchen with a pizza and a beer or fried chicken with a beer in her hands, gently puts the beer can in the middle of my legs, turns on her back and gets slapped on the ass for being a good girl.
Or she prepares dinner, a hot pasta, puts the plate on the table and sits on my lap, without panties. oh boy
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Edit:
..because that's where the kitchen table is. I don't want them eating the food I cook in the living room where there's carpet. I don't feel like cleaning up the food and wine they'll inevitably spill on my floor.