
1. Bed rest



Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
2. Needing to take a long piss every 10 minutes.
3. Being testier than the mailman.
4. Eating random stuff off the floor just because you got a craving.
5. Farting more than Mr. Methane

Posted by Cancan26Well I wouldn't really know because I have a penis, so I can't relate.
everything....literally ALL of it ...
having people say that you will have a lovely glow is code for having a thin layer of sweat at all times...

Posted by RemixGeneralFishyhahhahahaha 😄Posted by Cancan26Well I wouldn't really know because I have a penis, so I can't relate.
everything....literally ALL of it ...
having people say that you will have a lovely glow is code for having a thin layer of sweat at all times...
As far as the glow thing goes, it's actually pretty accurate. It's not necessarily a slick sweat glow, it's more like the glow someone has after they had really awesome sex earlier in the day. It's in their demeanor, their vibe. That glow.click to expand


Posted by 037Didn't know u were even dating
Poo on the glow then, I'm always ready to devour somebody-- literally. Lol


Posted by cheekyfaerieI get that now worse thing ever. Haha but drink coconut water with or without pulp it helps. Or banana.
Leg cramps, in my sleep. It's just cruel.

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