When all someone's got is jokes

i get it breaks the ice but what if it's a full on comedy routine?

guy shares nothing of himself, all he's got are jokes.

it was cute and funny the first quarter but now it's annoying.

everything is now a meme or a pun, using humor to dodge genuine sharing.

you ever get this sense from people?

that the most who do this are secretive asf when you get to know them?

(not talking about Aquarius but just reflecting on other dates)

share their placements.

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yes from an Aries guy

He was SO nervous around me, he was doing different accents and babbling like a madam ...

lol....

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

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Sounds exhausting

😆

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

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you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy to meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

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Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right off

Too much control 👎🏻

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

Sounds exhausting

😆

Ish, but that's why the humour helps.

I've got a quick tongue and wit out the ass and I'm good at reading people too.

So, it's the easiest means for me to blow smoke, set up mirrors, etc, etc.

Also, helps me lead direction of the convo and get the info I want.

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Blow smoke, set up mirrors.....?

Sounds like hard work

Posted by MyStarsShine

Yes from an Aries guy

He was SO nervous around me, he was doing different accents and babbling like a madam ...

lol....

Apparently not all Arieses made equal...

Mine is naturally hillarious. Never a dull moment.

Not shy at all. And overly sexy...

First time we’ve met for a date he said well, I am definitely want to get down to a business but I need coffee...

While getting coffee I touched his hand - he jerked it out and said not right here...don’t be a savage!

Lmao

I can’t do stupid humor people.

It has to be really smart funny.

Stupid jokes killing everything.

My Cap was a master of that shit!

Ive grinded my teeth and walked away. Specially baby talk!!! 🤦‍♀️👿

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

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If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

Id maybe joke back and not take it too serious. They might be hiding behind their humour or are just awkward

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

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it's easy to put me off coz i have so many triggers but big 3:

#1 small penis

#2 all you've got is jokes

#3 being too interested in my female friends

Posted by Antiphates

Jokes on you.

comedic routines are performed on stage

it's an 'act'

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

Posted by MyStarsShine

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

that sounds like the perfect guy for me

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

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Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

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Posted by virgoOPPP

i get it breaks the ice but what if it's a full on comedy routine?

guy shares nothing of himself, all he's got are jokes.

it was cute and funny the first quarter but now it's annoying.

everything is now a meme or a pun, using humor to dodge genuine sharing.

you ever get this sense from people?

that the most who do this are secretive asf when you get to know them?

(not talking about Aquarius but just reflecting on other dates)

share their placements.

When people spill everything out fast it gets boring

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how about just a lil bit?

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

that sounds like the perfect guy for me

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Are you sure?

Fifteen years after we split, he stalked me at my Dad's funeral.....hid in a bus shelter across from the Church so he could get a glimpse of me 😳

One of the most dysfunctional men I ever met....tried to kidnap me after i left and went back to the house to get my stuff

Really messed up....

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

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Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

that sounds like the perfect guy for me

Are you sure?

Fifteen years after we split, he stalked me at my Dad's funeral.....hid in a bus shelter across from the Church so he could get a glimpse of me 😳

One of the most dysfunctional men I ever met....tried to kidnap me after i left and went back to the house to get my stuff

Really messed up....

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wow

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

that sounds like the perfect guy for me

Are you sure?

Fifteen years after we split, he stalked me at my Dad's funeral.....hid in a bus shelter across from the Church so he could get a glimpse of me 😳

One of the most dysfunctional men I ever met....tried to kidnap me after i left and went back to the house to get my stuff

Really messed up....

wow

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There's a lot more weirdness but it's too personal to discuss. When we split he told me he had a "death wish" on me.....pushed me away as far as he could only to pull me back again.

Ugh...

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by MyStarsShine

I was with an Aqua guy.....Gem rising.....motor mouth lol...he never shut up....funny man....yards yada yada...

.....until his Scorpio moon kicked in and then he flipped off the light and sat in the dark

Such a strange combination ....

that sounds like the perfect guy for me

Are you sure?

Fifteen years after we split, he stalked me at my Dad's funeral.....hid in a bus shelter across from the Church so he could get a glimpse of me 😳

One of the most dysfunctional men I ever met....tried to kidnap me after i left and went back to the house to get my stuff

Really messed up....

wow

There's a lot more weirdness but it's too personal to discuss. When we split he told me he had a "death wish" on me.....pushed me away as far as he could only to pull me back again.

Ugh...

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every year i'm convinced that comfort is better than passion, loyalty is convenience and obsession is a disease

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

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Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

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Other than being a Cap, are you Saturn dominant or have Saturn in 7th,...these placements indicate a preference for older women

Yes, I agree that some younger women have a different take on dating to older ones...where did the mystery go?

My Cap mother advised me to keep my own bank account and never to reveal too much....great advice hey and poignant for a Scorp dominant?

😊

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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

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Why couldn't he just have found an older woman?

Older sister or mum.....yes gross

Weird...

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I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

Idk, my interactions with older women have only been flings that endured for months. Still, everything was clear, outings were good, sex was great and we still managed to create a bond as human beings that was intimate but comfortable.

Trying that with someone my age or a couple years younger, eventually feels like dragging my nads through glass, if I look past the sexual aspect and would like to appreciate normal, human intimacy.

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besides Sags, i gave up on Caps loooong ago

i avoid these men when i find out their sign

just can't with their MO

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I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

Why couldn't he just have found an older woman?

Older sister or mum.....yes gross

Weird...

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i believe he's secretly married so i dropped him

she's probably an older woman

I'm the opposite. I'm super quiet and all serious business when I first get to know them. The humor comes later.

Once I get comfy and the humor comes out, I've often been told by many friends "I feel like I finally met you" "I'm so glad you talk now" and "where has that been?"

I wonder if it's ever held me back from being with someone romantically? Like maybe they would've really liked me but they never really knew me?

Hmm.

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I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

Why couldn't he just have found an older woman?

Older sister or mum.....yes gross

Weird...

i believe he's secretly married so i dropped him

she's probably an older woman

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His mother maybe 😆

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I'm often like that.

I'll web serious stuff between the nonchalant, witty, dark and/or teasing humour (no memes face to face though, wtf).

But at the same time, I'll be getting answers to things I want to seriously know.

But, overall, in the initial stages, I'm keeping shit packed behind humour and lightheartedness.

This often happens with people I'm more interested in something serious with than a ONS. Dunno why, but it's my go-to until I'm comfortable with em. I do get my job out of the way quick though, cause some people aren't down with my job and it's better to find out sooner.

weird you get this way when you want something more than a ONS?

coz you're nervous?

Yeah, I definitely think nerves have a large part to do with it.

Also, my main rule is to never let a woman know that you're interested too soon. No matter what anyone has to say, I'm convinced that women don't appreciate shit being easy or straightforward. They get bored.

Also, I really don't like anyone knowing my functions and pattern of thinking too soon if I plan to let them close. Prevents manipulation. I rather always be at least 5 steps ahead.

you Capricorns *smh

i'm okay with straightforward men but sometimes i get lazy too meet or hangout

this maybe why i like the Aquarius, i don't feel too pressured

but he can be just as insistent when it strikes him which is good coz nothing will happen when i'm feeling lazy

Me too.....straightforward is good

All that strategy and game playing would put me right of

Too much control 👎🏻

Everyone says that, but when's the last time you were actually into a guy that interested you at first but then was straightforward with his thoughts and feelings?

Granted, I don't know your age. Might be more of an issue with the age group I'm dealing with.

If everyone says it, there may be some truth in it?

I find men fall quickly .....

People like to collectively claim a lot of things and not necessarily abide by them.

9/10 I've seen women be more interested when the guy is playing or doesn't really care. The moment the guy is into her, shit gets weird. It's happened to friends, acquaintances and myself many, many times. Whether it involved the guy falling or just being open because he likes her enough to communicate like a normal human being.

Maybe we're just boring when we're our real selves?

Weird dysfunctional women

You can still be yourself and have a laugh with someone. ...

They like to be called Aquas, thank you.

Just realized that most of the women I can think of in the above context are aquas lol. But it's also happened with other signs.

But, if you don't mind me breaching whatever social etiquette, can I ask how old you are?

Oh right....Aquas

Why do you want to know my age?

I'm also under the impression that the honesty thing is appreciated more by older women than women in my age range.

Any interaction I've had, where I was open and delighted and at ease being pretty open has always been with older women. They know what they want and don't want, have less games to play (unless they married too quick) and are overall more of a good time to be around. They can still be mysterious, but you don't feel like you're browsing odds where the variables change with the direction of the wind.

Cap men just want older women

had an fwb who wanted to roleplay with me as his older sister/mom some weird incestuous crap gross

and thinking they always get with Pisces women make me think Pisces have some old lady minds which makes me laugh coz makes so much sense

Idk, my interactions with older women have only been flings that endured for months. Still, everything was clear, outings were good, sex was great and we still managed to create a bond as human beings that was intimate but comfortable.

Trying that with someone my age or a couple years younger, eventually feels like dragging my nads through glass, if I look past the sexual aspect and would like to appreciate normal, human intimacy.

besides Sags, i gave up on Caps loooong ago

i avoid these men when i find out their sign

just can't with their MO

Whats our MO?

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doesn't matter

virgo/cap is the worst astro pairing of all

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I’m like this. Forever cracking jokes.

I like that I can hide the truth about things inside a joke.