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I came across a few. Was thoroughly surprised with the flaccid versus engorged size being so vastly different. lol
I also came across one that was neither a grower or shower, and was thoroughly disappointed. lol
Never walk away from a small flaccid di*k. My bf is like 2" flaccid...erect...8 to 9...👌🏼😯😉
There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
yes twice now i've walked away
I'm pleased with my peen
Posted by virgoOPPPyes twice now i've walked away
Sizes before and after?
My Ex Scorpio was practically flat when it wasn't hard, then grew to about 3 or 3 1/2 inches. He didn't even want me trying to touch him before he got a little bit of a chub lol
Posted by HapisPosted by saggurl88My Ex Scorpio was practically flat when it wasn't hard, then grew to about 3 or 3 1/2 inches. He didn't even want me trying to touch him before he got a little bit of a chub lol
Did it look like an acorn in a bird nest?
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It's the smallest I've ever been with but used to hit my G-spot like nothing else. THE BEST.
Posted by _DazedPosted by virgoOPPPyes twice now i've walked away
Sizes before and after?
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hmph maybe flaccid 2.5 and a 3 (my expectation was too high for this one)
lost my appetite and didn't stick around upon sight
but i'm a size queen so my opinion is meh to other women
Posted by Phantom_LimboPosted by Boots1313Never walk away from a small flaccid di*k. My bf is like 2" flaccid...erect...8 to 9...👌🏼😯😉
My first love was kind of like that. It was all like SURPRISE!
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The year later and I'm still surprised everytime! It's actually scientifically fascinating... Like how!?
I've been with three micropenises in my life... Two of them were brothers, which the shows dick size is genetic. One of the brothers knew how to work at the other one was terrible. The third guy I had a huge crush on and I liked him alot to spite him having like a 3 inch penis
Innies and outies
Posted by Phantom_LimboPosted by Boots1313Posted by Phantom_LimboPosted by Boots1313Never walk away from a small flaccid di*k. My bf is like 2" flaccid...erect...8 to 9...👌🏼😯😉
My first love was kind of like that. It was all like SURPRISE!
The year later and I'm still surprised everytime! It's actually scientifically fascinating... Like how!?
It really is an amazing feat of biology. How old is your boyfriend? I wonder if it's age...like maybe the flaccid toottoot hangs longer over time. lol!!
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He's 28...idk possibly...
Posted by Boots1313I've been with three micropenises in my life... Two of them were brothers, which the shows dick size is genetic. One of the brothers knew how to work at the other one was terrible. The third guy I had a huge crush on and I liked him alot to spite him having like a 3 inch penis
You boned two brothers? Same time?
lol @ toottoot
Posted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
I've seen them all.
toottoot inda bootboot
pootpoot
Posted by _DazedPosted by Boots1313I've been with three micropenises in my life... Two of them were brothers, which the shows dick size is genetic. One of the brothers knew how to work at the other one was terrible. The third guy I had a huge crush on and I liked him alot to spite him having like a 3 inch penis
You boned two brothers? Same time?
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Lol no, not at the same time. Years apart...
The older brother I was dating, and then after the really awful sexual experience with him I broke it off. About 5 years later I was hanging out at a friend's house with the other brother and I got really drunk and one thing led to another... Him and I are still really good friends we just don't talk about it or ever bring it up
Posted by Boots1313Posted by _DazedPosted by Boots1313I've been with three micropenises in my life... Two of them were brothers, which the shows dick size is genetic. One of the brothers knew how to work at the other one was terrible. The third guy I had a huge crush on and I liked him alot to spite him having like a 3 inch penis
You boned two brothers? Same time?
Lol no, not at the same time. Years apart...
The older brother I was dating, and then after the really awful sexual experience with him I broke it off. About 5 years later I was hanging out at a friend's house with the other brother and I got really drunk and one thing led to another... Him and I are still really good friends we just don't talk about it or ever bring it up
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Should have added them together to make a regular size scooter stick
Posted by _DazedPosted by Boots1313Posted by _DazedPosted by Boots1313I've been with three micropenises in my life... Two of them were brothers, which the shows dick size is genetic. One of the brothers knew how to work at the other one was terrible. The third guy I had a huge crush on and I liked him alot to spite him having like a 3 inch penis
You boned two brothers? Same time?
Lol no, not at the same time. Years apart...
The older brother I was dating, and then after the really awful sexual experience with him I broke it off. About 5 years later I was hanging out at a friend's house with the other brother and I got really drunk and one thing led to another... Him and I are still really good friends we just don't talk about it or ever bring it up
Should have added them together to make a regular size scooter stick
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Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
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If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
Posted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
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Posted by HearttofTopazzPosted by saggurl88Posted by HapisPosted by saggurl88My Ex Scorpio was practically flat when it wasn't hard, then grew to about 3 or 3 1/2 inches. He didn't even want me trying to touch him before he got a little bit of a chub lol
Did it look like an acorn in a bird nest?
It's the smallest I've ever been with but used to hit my G-spot like nothing else. THE BEST.
The guy with the smallest D I’ve ever been with was like that too. About 4 inches erect and he knew how to werk it.. I was so surprised!click to expand
He wouldn't even let me touch for like the first 2 or 3 months of dating lol But, yeah I was definitely surprised by him. He was my second best sex partner.
no, but did walk away after the job was done
I have been pleasantly surprised, and thoroughly scared for my life too.
growers are more prone to disappoint me.
Is there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Posted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."

Posted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Been there... praying to the gods in heaven... when I had to pee... barely able to sit down. He had girth. Needing pain pills. The funny thing is it only started hurting the next day. I eventually adjusted.
Just as I adjusted to my hubby's length... learned to arch ma back, LMAO. My hubby will make me constipated.
But, boy do they love the mismatch. I think it might be me... cause mr. girth said he never had sex where his head was actually stimulated. You can tell cause they like to stay in certain place in your pussy...
Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
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I've had the opposite. Man almost my exact size and hung like a donkey. I'm 5'2.
Posted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Been there... praying to the gods in heaven... when I had to pee... barely able to sit down. He had girth. Needing pain pills. The funny thing is it only started hurting the next day. I eventually adjusted.
Just as I adjusted to my hubby's length... learned to arch ma back, LMAO. My hubby will make me constipated.
But, boy do they love the mismatch. I think it might be me... cause mr. girth said he never had sex where his head was actually stimulated. You can tell cause they like to stay in certain place in your pussy...
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Nuh uh, no way could I do that. I give you props. It just looks scary to me. lol
Posted by nikkistarPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Been there... praying to the gods in heaven... when I had to pee... barely able to sit down. He had girth. Needing pain pills. The funny thing is it only started hurting the next day. I eventually adjusted.
Just as I adjusted to my hubby's length... learned to arch ma back, LMAO. My hubby will make me constipated.
But, boy do they love the mismatch. I think it might be me... cause mr. girth said he never had sex where his head was actually stimulated. You can tell cause they like to stay in certain place in your pussy...
Nuh uh, no way could I do that. I give you props. It just looks scary to me. lol
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I'm okay cause of a natural continous propulsion of particular body fluid.
Posted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Been there... praying to the gods in heaven... when I had to pee... barely able to sit down. He had girth. Needing pain pills. The funny thing is it only started hurting the next day. I eventually adjusted.
Just as I adjusted to my hubby's length... learned to arch ma back, LMAO. My hubby will make me constipated.
But, boy do they love the mismatch. I think it might be me... cause mr. girth said he never had sex where his head was actually stimulated. You can tell cause they like to stay in certain place in your pussy...
Nuh uh, no way could I do that. I give you props. It just looks scary to me. lol
I'm okay cause of a natural continous propulsion of particular body fluid.
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That's a nice way of saying I GET WET! lol
Posted by nikkistarPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
Been there... praying to the gods in heaven... when I had to pee... barely able to sit down. He had girth. Needing pain pills. The funny thing is it only started hurting the next day. I eventually adjusted.
Just as I adjusted to my hubby's length... learned to arch ma back, LMAO. My hubby will make me constipated.
But, boy do they love the mismatch. I think it might be me... cause mr. girth said he never had sex where his head was actually stimulated. You can tell cause they like to stay in certain place in your pussy...
Nuh uh, no way could I do that. I give you props. It just looks scary to me. lol
I'm okay cause of a natural continous propulsion of particular body fluid.
That's a nice way of saying I GET WET! lol
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LOL
I wets de bed.
Posted by nikkistarIs there anyone else here, that is afraid of monster dick?
I have seen massive dicks on porns, and I am like "NOPE THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL."
That 3 inch chub bro... I’m shocked at this behavior.
Y'all be waiting on erections?
I don't recall watching one grow.
Posted by hellosaggyThat 3 inch chub bro... I’m shocked at this behavior.
Shocked at what behavior?
Posted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
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😂😂😂😂 mine was Puerto Rican. Said almost the same thing. Said he was going to make me squirt. Seriously I thought I was being punked when I saw it.
Posted by -DamousPosted by VenusAquariusY'all be waiting on erections?
I don't recall watching one grow.
It wasn’t really waiting lol idk how to explain it. It was entertainment and fascination because they’d never seen it happen. The process. I mean, shit, it intrigues me.
Like we know a small dick gets larger but have you seen it like twitch and get bigger and salute you all on its own is the question. PARTY TRICKS
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I have two women ask to watch me piss.. just because
Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
😂😂😂😂 mine was Puerto Rican. Said almost the same thing. Said he was going to make me squirt. Seriously I thought I was being punked when I saw it.
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😂😂😂 AND he’s PR— Jeeeeeeez, poor guy has probably brought shame to his family.
Mine had this sad look on his face then just asked as I was getting my things if he could just go down on me. I told him I had to rush home and clean the lint trap in my dryer.
I felt a little bad at first. That must be so awful. Ugh.
Posted by -DamousPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
😂😂😂😂 mine was Puerto Rican. Said almost the same thing. Said he was going to make me squirt. Seriously I thought I was being punked when I saw it.
😂😂😂 AND he’s PR— Jeeeeeeez, poor guy has probably brought shame to his family.
Mine had this sad look on his face then just asked as I was getting my things if he could just go down on me. I told him I had to rush home and clean the lint trap in my dryer.
I felt a little bad at first. That must be so awful. Ugh.
You absolute savage. “No, I’m in a rush to get home. Got to clean the lint trap in my dryer.”
I’d neck myself that night.
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They lied! They trapped us under false pretenses!
Wouldn’t you be livid if you met a woman out and she had a big booty that you were salivating over...take her home...you think you’re about to beat it tf up...but then she giggles nervously and confesses it was a padded underwear while you’re standing there naked. And she really has pancake booty. Like Miley Cyrus when she performed with Robin Thicke. No-ass-at-all.
Posted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
😂😂😂😂 mine was Puerto Rican. Said almost the same thing. Said he was going to make me squirt. Seriously I thought I was being punked when I saw it.
😂😂😂 AND he’s PR— Jeeeeeeez, poor guy has probably brought shame to his family.
Mine had this sad look on his face then just asked as I was getting my things if he could just go down on me. I told him I had to rush home and clean the lint trap in my dryer.
I felt a little bad at first. That must be so awful. Ugh.
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Yeah it was pretty sad. 6'4 Puerto Rican with tattoos, big guy. Divorced with kid so I thought well he was married and had a kid so all must be good down there.............we were at my place so I couldn't use an excuse to leave .... . I didnt see him again after that but I kind of let him believe it was his idea. He texted me 3 months later after I deleted his number and so I didnt know who it was and he was so pissed. 😂 I was like...whatever gets him away from me I dont care!
Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8Posted by SeaLionPosted by Reciprocity8There was one that wasn’t a “grower” or a “show-er”. It was probably around 2 1/2 inches. I told him it wasn’t happening and I left.
He was huge, too...it made no sense. About 6’4”...280 lbs.
Omg did we date the same guy?
If yours was a black professional football player, then probably.
He was really nice. Talked a big game, though...so when that happened...I couldn’t hide my disappointment.
He said some corny crap like, “Girl, I’m about to turn you out. You know the ladies call me ‘Hurricane’, ‘cause I make it rain.” 🙄
More like a drizzle. If that.
😂😂😂😂 mine was Puerto Rican. Said almost the same thing. Said he was going to make me squirt. Seriously I thought I was being punked when I saw it.
😂😂😂 AND he’s PR— Jeeeeeeez, poor guy has probably brought shame to his family.
Mine had this sad look on his face then just asked as I was getting my things if he could just go down on me. I told him I had to rush home and clean the lint trap in my dryer.
I felt a little bad at first. That must be so awful. Ugh.
Yeah it was pretty sad. 6'4 Puerto Rican with tattoos, big guy. Divorced with kid so I thought well he was married and had a kid so all must be good down there.............we were at my place so I couldn't use an excuse to leave .... . I didnt see him again after that but I kind of let him believe it was his idea. He texted me 3 months later after I deleted his number and so I didnt know who it was and he was so pissed. 😂 I was like...whatever gets him away from me I dont care!
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Ooooouch! 😂
Question! Would you rather be with a guy two inches shorter than you, but he has a huge penis....or someone like the PR guy?
I’m only 5’, so if I had to choose, mine would likely be a midget. So, between the midget with the big penis or “Drizzle” and his Vienna sausage......the midget WILL have a big booty...🤔...BUT, sadly, I’d choose my misfortunate giant and buy him a strap-on.
Posted by saggurl88Posted by hellosaggyThat 3 inch chub bro... I’m shocked at this behavior.
Shocked at what behavior?
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You rocking with the cocktail weenies
Posted by hellosaggyPosted by saggurl88Posted by hellosaggyThat 3 inch chub bro... I’m shocked at this behavior.
Shocked at what behavior?
You rocking with the cocktail weenies
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That’s what fits boo boo 😜 🌶
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