@CancerOnTheCusp
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Posted by Distilled
Why do trolls live under bridges?
Because they can.
Posted by Algol-Rising
Who's your daddy?
Tim Berners-Lee
Posted by LePetitFisk
What separates a good troll from an outstanding troll? What techniques and methods do you employ to maximize outrage and anger from the members? Race-baiting? Chauvanism? I feel those have been overdone throughout the years and majority of the DXP members have grown immune to such tactics.What's fresh and new in the troll community?
Outstanding trolls are rarely marked as a Troll, and yet still create the intended disruption.
While I don't want to give away the playbook, what would you think if I told you CC was actually on my payroll, and that disrupting an astro website was the ultimate use of my time and effort?
Apparently, catfishing and deleting/coming back are the "fresh and new" tactics. I find them jejune and trite.
Posted by Algol-Rising
But a more serious question I have is, why are you here and why did you start this thread calling yourself a troll? Did you come to troll? Is it fun? Is it filling a need?
What's more important is what do YOU think?
Why do some of your people use multiple accounts ?
Posted by youngali
? @ the topic.
Did you also notice the forum in which it is located?
Posted by Kemetisinme
Why do some of your people use multiple accounts ?
What do you mean, "you people"?
I find that extremely offensive.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Kemetisinme
Why do some of your people use multiple accounts ?
What do you mean, "you people"?
I find that extremely offensive.
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Lol such a troll answer.
Look people, while I enjoy sitting here, sipping tea, rubbing talons together, and responding to your questions in the manner of a host on Turner Movie Classics, I haven't all day.
So let's get with it. There's a comely maiden crossing my bridge on the search for that pesky unicorn.
Posted by EvatheDiva
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Go ahead. Ask away.
Why do you MAKE me block you?
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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I make you do nothing. It's your choice, not mine.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Algol-Rising
But a more serious question I have is, why are you here and why did you start this thread calling yourself a troll? Did you come to troll? Is it fun? Is it filling a need?
What's more important is what do YOU think?
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We aren't here to think!
You came, made a thread offering answers.
Instead you showing pour customer service skills
and not making any justification for this thread
Existence!!!
You are not a troll. you are a moron!
what is Your favorite color ?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Algol-Rising
But a more serious question I have is, why are you here and why did you start this thread calling yourself a troll? Did you come to troll? Is it fun? Is it filling a need?
What's more important is what do YOU think?
We aren't here to think!
You came, made a thread offering answers.
Instead you showing pour customer service skills
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I'm sorry, there are other customers waiting. Please enjoy the elevator music as I put you on hold.....
Posted by sagosa
Hi troll..Isnt it time for a group hug?
Watch the groping....
Posted by tcta
what is Your favorite color ?
Whatever color makes you see red.
Posted by DlCKBUTT
Real trolls don't call themselves trolls
That's true. They call yo mama.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by tcta
what is Your favorite color ?
Whatever color makes you see red.
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I see red for what it is.
What is Your favorite color ?
Posted by tcta
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by tcta
what is Your favorite color ?
Whatever color makes you see red.
I see red for what it is.
What is Your favorite color ?
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All colors. I am an equal opportunity color affficionado.
don't believe anything you read on the internet - seems to be true after all ...
how ugly are you on a scale of 1-10
Posted by Astrology101
I was promised some answersI want my money back
😆 😆
ha - jokes on you - never expect a troll to keep his word
Posted by Astrology101
Who is your leader?Are you friends with other trolls?
Do trolls have sex?
1. I have no leader.
2. Trolls don't have friends.
3. See number 2
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by tcta
Posted by Astrology101
I was promised some answersI want my money back
😆 😆
ha - jokes on you - never expect a troll to keep his word
It's ok I paid him in unicorn hair
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well I hope it was ball hair
Posted by starwars
when will u fight hydorah
Why does that sound like a movie....
"Godzilla vs Hydorah"
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Astrology101
Who is your leader?Are you friends with other trolls?
Do trolls have sex?
1. I have no leader.
2. Trolls don't have friends.
3. See number 2
anti-climactic
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There are door prizes.
Here's a nice ball of unicorn hair.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Algol-Rising
But a more serious question I have is, why are you here and why did you start this thread calling yourself a troll? Did you come to troll? Is it fun? Is it filling a need?
What's more important is what do YOU think?
We aren't here to think!
You came, made a thread offering answers.
Instead you showing pour customer service skills
I'm sorry, there are other customers waiting. Please enjoy the elevator music as I put you on hold.....
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Who are you kidding? You have no answers! Try google them...to save your face!
Posted by LePetitFisk
Is "catfishing" the new trolling?Official definition:
Now, with that in mind, what if said "catfish" was not trying to lure anyone into an online relationship. Yet still manage to draw the ire of others merely by existing with a fake profile. What would be the cause of such a reaction? Would it still be considered "catfishing" or just trolling?
It would still be catfishing. After all, that fake persona got somebody on the hook....
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Algol-Rising
But a more serious question I have is, why are you here and why did you start this thread calling yourself a troll? Did you come to troll? Is it fun? Is it filling a need?
What's more important is what do YOU think?
We aren't here to think!
You came, made a thread offering answers.
Instead you showing pour customer service skills
I'm sorry, there are other customers waiting. Please enjoy the elevator music as I put you on hold.....
Who are you kidding? You have no answers! Try google them...to save your face!
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Due to the volume of customers, we are sorry to keep you waiting. Your question is very important and will be responded to at the next available opportunity....
Who cares??♀️
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by EvatheDiva
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Go ahead. Ask away.
Why do you MAKE me block you?
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
I make you do nothing. It's your choice, not mine.
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Give that man a CIGAR!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
POOF***
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Moonbutter
Who cares??♀️
I certainly don't.
Would you like some tea?
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By "tea" do you mean hard liquor ?
Posted by Moonbutter
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by Moonbutter
Who cares??♀️
I certainly don't.
Would you like some tea?
By "tea" do you mean hard liquor ?
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That's a possibility.....
Posted by tcta
don't believe anything you read on the internet - seems to be true after all ...
Vicarious Sadism.
Smells like dxp.
Nice chart, tcta 😛
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by tcta
don't believe anything you read on the internet - seems to be true after all ...
Vicarious Sadism.
Smells like dxp.
Nice chart, tcta 😛
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thanks
yeah - guess they missed the dick pic category ... there is just nothing like DXP !
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