how do i avoid masturbating?

Damn i just did it last night. I feel guilty. @_@

I dont talk about it my parents

Gods watching you

So is your deceased grandma

Posted by ChrisIsKodak
dude. you are like... 30. Didn't you have this talk with your dad or something?

Do you even have to ask? Look who his regular target audience is.

cut your balls

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dude. you are like... 30. Didn't you have this talk with your dad or something?

Do you even have to ask? Look who his regular target audience is.

I try to give the benefit of the doubt. I'm the optimistic type.

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Do zebras change their stripes? Is a curable affliction?

You should take more cues from me, Scorpionic Pluto. I see right through everyone & everything. Otherwise you're

?

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Gods watching you

Gods like plural?

Zeus and Hercules are in on this too?

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Har har

But yes all of them

Including papa john

The real question @firebunny

Do you taste it after you cum?

?

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dude. you are like... 30. Didn't you have this talk with your dad or something?

Do you even have to ask? Look who his regular target audience is.

I try to give the benefit of the doubt. I'm the optimistic type.

Do zebras change their stripes? Is a curable affliction?

You should take more cues from me, Scorpionic Pluto. I see right through everyone & everything. Otherwise you're

Well I have no actual investment, so I can be hopeful and detached from it all.

Now if this was my brother posting this goofy stuff, i'd probably hit him with my car tbh.

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You have no actual investment? Are you sure.......SentimentalKodak? You could build your own harem of DXP poets right now if you wanted to. Your Leo Venus can't lie to me. Don't forget, my Virgo boy is another Leo Venus and he can't get past me either.

Besides, seeing through people is one of the most valuable skills to have in life.

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The real question @firebunny

Do you taste it after you cum?

?

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Marks that as a Yes ✅

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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
dude. you are like... 30. Didn't you have this talk with your dad or something?

Do you even have to ask? Look who his regular target audience is.

I try to give the benefit of the doubt. I'm the optimistic type.

Do zebras change their stripes? Is a curable affliction?

You should take more cues from me, Scorpionic Pluto. I see right through everyone & everything. Otherwise you're

Well I have no actual investment, so I can be hopeful and detached from it all.

Now if this was my brother posting this goofy stuff, i'd probably hit him with my car tbh.

You have no actual investment? Are you sure.......SentimentalKodak? You could build your own harem of DXP poets right now if you wanted to. Your Leo Venus can't lie to me. Don't forget, my Virgo boy is another Leo Venus and he can't get past me either.

Besides, seeing through people is one of the most valuable skills to have in life.

omg hahaha technically sure I could do, but I really enjoy being obscure and memeing. Too much attention takes away the fun from this site.

I see through it all, I just don't talk about it. I don't like people feeling like I'm judging them.

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What do you care how people feel? You have no attachment, rite? consider yourself GOT

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@HeavyEntertainmentShow

No man on earth would fall for those manly shoulder blades lmao

Oh I don't know about that, there's plenty "men" (I use that term loosely) around here who would jump at the chance.

Call these guys

Just don't do it. My record in the last 20 years was 5 days. It was so good. I should do that more. The 5th day is like

Is it wrong to masturbate?

I don't.

But it's a mortal sin accdg to Catholic Christianity. 😢

Posted by firebunny
But it's a mortal sin accdg to Catholic Christianity. 😢

so is abortion but your parents done fucked that up with you.

I cant believe masturbation is a mortal sin. How come—

i'm calling bullshit on the naieve act.

Posted by twinkletoes
i'm calling bullshit on the naieve act.

What—

you need to knock that shit off dude.

you could convince forrest gump to try and join mensa.

i'm guessing you are actually a female.

Posted by twinkletoes
you need to knock that shit off dude.

you could convince forrest gump to try and join mensa.

i'm guessing you are actually a female.

No dude Im a guy. Where's our buddy Ands?

not sure, do you think he misses me?

The Catholic Church also allowed it's priests to sexually and physically abuse children for many years. They make a mockery of religion, so I wouldn't take any notice of what they say Bunny.

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not sure, do you think he misses me?

I dont know but I think he likes you

@_@

oh geez, i'm not ready for commitment....

what should i do?

*powders balls* do you think he'll like that?

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The Catholic Church also allowed it's priests to sexually and physically abuse children for many years. They make a mockery of religion, so I wouldn't take any notice of what they say Bunny.

Too much commmon sense for a firebunny thread. I'm guessing he's gonna ignore your post

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Well the truth always comes out cloudy, either we can choose to believe or deny....?

The Church is based on power, greed, corruption and much more which isn't particularly *holy*

It's Masturbation May!!!