Acheiving efficient prowess in a mental matter!

There are several forms of inertia mind crushers that paralyzes my locomotion/rumination:

3. Beer
2. Constipation
1. the peculiar within my thoughts

Beer
3. Never do i truly reveal my plans unless i am completely intoxicated.

Most people i know enjoy talking about themselves, and they, the small group of friends i am mostly influenced by, are so convinced for their accusation of people having extreme egotism, I tend to smile and laugh for this claim they make. I am hardly insulting (then why do you constantly belittle the users here on dxpnet? Answer: They are funny, and i love to laugh with funny people), and I am never angry (but i do show a slight form of contempt behavior every now and then), so I generally come off as a fucking fool, an idiot, a person who truly knows nothing, and i am correct; I KNOW NOTHING.

Well, I was drunk the other night (The holy new year that was original celebrated by the people or pagans of Flanders in which gifts were exchanged during the new year), and i decided to have a serious conversation to a pal of mine about several issues to my that was irritating me.

Now, I was drunk (sorti, you said you don\'t drink. You liar!), so my desensitized body wasn\'t warning me that my stomach was going through a jolt of pains known as constipation.

Finally, i realized that I had to take a dump, so I stumbled across the hallway into the restroom where passed out, apparently I was on the crapper when this happen, but I awoke when my mind began to chew the chud!

If a fighter is stronger than his opponent then he has the advantage of winning the fight. Obviously, the stronger the fighter the more likely this person may find flaws within his opponent. But, if his opponent is equally matched (vague general description of being equal) as he or even stronger than he then does the opponent still have the same set of flaws that the fighter may have found in his opponent prior to the increase in strength, speed, etc.?

by their accusation*

...One day an edit button will appear!

Yeah, i was very nervous. I didn\'t want to crap myself in my pants while i was talking to a buddy.

What a glorious and triumphant affirmation. A food baby Bro, I'm so proud of you. *sniffle* What are you going to name the lil' nipper?

^^^Lol VB^^

Sorti; I think you are a bit maniacal....

LOL Sorti is great. I'd like to get a card in the mail..I'm an AUNT. *so excited*

Well, as long as they lay in the wipes... 😉

I think you are a bit maniacal.... only as long as i\'m cute then i\'m fine with being maniacal >=D

Shaks adores my cuteness because he thinks i\'m eye candy 😉

As for venus, I managed to whip my own butt while i was passed out in the restroom.

You mean "wipe" I hope...cutie you are

Oh yeah, i meant wipe... *snickers*

Oh Bro, I am so proud of you. Now that's progress! 'Whip', 'wipe', hey, long as you got yours, eh? LMAO

sorti, you dont have enough testosterone to begin with aka your jaw isnt prominent/strong enough

My jaw is very chiseled, but i have a bitch-ass-chin (as how the boys would call it), yet you have a never ending chin with a bitch-ass-jaw.

Thanks venuis, I have trouble with my whips and wipe.

And shaks, regardless of our facial features, we are still cute 😉

I saw Shaks pic and he IS cute...(so is his little Cappy)....or was I hallucinating??

Heheheheee 'venuis', nice word play. And Bro, if you ever have to undergo the tragedy of a hook for a hand please never mistake whip and wipe. *hand over heart*

Lol...yes you are, and she is the cutest girl, you are lucky

At venus- No problemo!

Shaks is a HUNK, ladysag!

I don't think I quite understand what this thread is about... lol.

In that case, I like this topic already.

That and...well. Let's just say it's an endless source of amusement for a Taurus. Well this one. But I'm a bit twisted.

Shaks - 😉, like father like son.

Candeh - well, aren\'t you at the age of alcohol, sex, and constipation?

Venus - I\'m glad i amuse you.

You do Sorti, you really do.