Bizzaro-angel!

P, an S was formed! Maybe a b would have made more sense, but there shouldn't be any worries because the Sorti is here with magic in his hat!

Here is a tune: (the stone roses)

I wanna be adored, I wanna be adored.
You adore me, you adore me
you adore me, you adore me

Hell, I understand that she really doesn't care for the people on this forum or any person she speaks to online, but I want to spread the envy because she is great in her own way... She is merely 52, and she claims that virgos and geminis hate people, yet she has told a woman on a recent thread that she hates women like her... WAIT, HOLD THOSE HORSES! DiD SHE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK SHE JUST SAID?!?!??!

Posted by P-Angel

I hate people like you.

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Truly wise words from the grand wizard herself! I love the hypocrisy! I mean, i remember reading a post she made about people not being able to control themselves when they type up a storm against people, and i remember a while back an aqua-female from the UK wrote about her current virgo-affair, and you see p-angel speaking the typical opprobrium, but this time....

*SAD TO SAY, I CAN\'T FIND THE THREAD*

A PERSON IGNORES THE RATS GOLDEN ADVICE, and the rat will spite you if you don\'t consider giving the rat any credit if not any acknowledgment, but the aqua gal knew better and continued posting away to people who gave her better advice.

I mean, GEEZ, can\'t you at least toss the bone to the rat to carve, lady!?!?! I MEAN she is the only woman on here who has her head screwed on right?!?!

Well, she is the only woman with a screw-able head...

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On a personal level, the rat on refers to me as a third party member of the virgo unit (systematic robotic hardware), and she never directly spoke to me but only spoke of me as again a third party member. Hell, she doesn\'t even bother to mention domino, my best buddy!!

In fact, I remember her making a sarcastic remark about me being insecure, and I took that to the heart by laughing my butt off because she didn\'t bother to say anything about me being a whacko...

But the bottom line, she will never speak to me, and she will never mention me, instead she will only speak of me and that will be the only way she can get near the name sorti, but i guess she will never confront me.

What a shame she continues to preach that virgos have problems, and certainly I continue to make post about her, so i can confront the problem, but she doesn\'t take this site seriously... :\'(

*ahem* SHE DOESN\'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. BUT WHO IS SHE TO SAY TO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! WHEN IN SUBJECTION, 90% of the people on here consider her as the town clown! IF IN FACT I AM A FOOL, I AM ONLY BEING A FOOL BY MIRRORING A FOOL!

She claims that virgos mirror emotions, and if she takes this belief to her heart then I am only mimicking her stupidity as my own. 🙂

Ah, how the flaw speaks of awe.

I am still waiting for her to answer my question on what is considered right and wrong, good and bad, and ect...

But i don\'t think i am ever going to get an answer, if only i wasn\'t such a robot mirror window.

lol

Brilliant! 🙂

BUT LIB \"She claims that virgos mirror emotions, and if she takes this belief to her heart then I am only mimicking her stupidity as my own.\"

Wouldn\'t this be a simple justification? Remember to stay on topic... c\'mon now ;D

yet why would i argue with a woman who spent two to three threads with a guy named Dy, I rather not... (I\'m not the patient type of person) I can all ready tell you I am going to be going in circles with you, LIB, so i\'m going to cut you short and say...

yeah, I am a hypocrite, and i am a fool, BUT wouldn\'t you agree that spending endless amount of time and hours and viral space to disprove of some random guy from the south who is 50 years of age that he is some sort of impostor? Doesn\'t that look a bit foolish on your part?

But i know you wouldn\'t see your action as foolish because fools can\'t notice their incompetence, neither do i (i\'m only saying this to make you feel better 😄 ).

...anyways, so I continue to await the p-angel, but i don\'t think she loves me hard enough to write anything on here. Consider this the garbage bin.

well MrSorty ,what about being a Superman?
As far as i can remember some McDonnald's invitation was sticking around not so long time ago🙂

hahahaha quo you all ways crack me up! 🙂

wait did you send me a private message about eating mcdonalds with you? Just to let you know, I can\'t send nor receive messages because of my i.p. address being suspended by the dxp lords (I posted some scandalous information about nazi\'s and i got deleted for it...I know I was being stupid), but I\'m hoping to get the message, even if you posted the message months ago...

As for superman...well, I guess i\'ll have to really have to take off my disguise and show you for who i am, loise lane. 😄

" hahahaha quo you all ways crack me up!🙂"

That is some miracle,because with all virgos i deal in my everydaylife ,i only make a grande confusion

You will make me work in the "x-files" of dxp
however on your link "My personology" i'm on the day of the commemorator
The Mc invitation was from you to P-angel
never liked McD or Kentucky Sorry for i'm so anti "yankees"
But for seing a gig in live i'm always in 🙂
i don't see why you be stupid to speak your opinion

"As for superman...well, I guess i\'ll have to really have to take off my disguise and show you for who i am, loise lane."🙂

I don't question it,but the first lap dance is reserved for MrCajunspirit🙂/i'm joking/

Hey Sorti to get her attention,you have to change your approach....*whispers* 1) you have to pretend that you are a girl,2) say you are interested in a Virgo male and then 3) ask for help.

I'm telling you,she can't resist.Not only will she swoop in like she's a Virgo male but she will belittle you as well and throw in a couple of "treetrunks" and "::head shakes::"

Then answer back.She won't be able to stop herself;she'll lash out then make it personal for good measure.Based on her history here,she seems to be chastising a younger version of herself for that relationship that she had with that older man when she was a teen...Is she, in a crooked roundabout way warning other youngs girls of unrequited love or is the male indoctrinated teachings of her culture ,causing her to self flog the wounded teenager within?If you covered her avatar and listened to her words ,they really have an anti-woman tone to them.Like a primoridal father not being able to relate to a maturing daughter,scolding the inner feminine psyche,punishing the female core for being sensitive and self questioning--((It's like ,like she has someones boy parts rattling around in her back,er front pocket[reference ;answering queries directed at males on the board] ...(hmmmm, post graduate thesis anyone?).

or if that doesn't work,tell her you're about to breed.She's got a thing about Virgos having children.Drives her wild. Then be prepared for all her supporters who have never been on the sharp end of her adverbs to come on by .....

Here's another thread waiting yo happen--Why is she so angry,especially when someone has a problem,she hops on and tries to steer the train to Angelinaville(it's about me people,can't you see that,their problem is not more important than me).Don't take my type about it,read some past posts) ?...Good luck man,this should be flavorful until it gets deleted...*getting popcorn and pulls up seat *.

Sorti - Marry me? Let's join forces? Hell, let's bring in Maddy and her thread too. We can start a harem with Virgos and Geminis, all repopulating the earth with a coven of P-Angel hating Gems and Virgos (must time the inseminations of course).

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Sorti - Marry me? Let's join forces? Hell, let's bring in Maddy and her thread too. We can start a harem with Virgos and Geminis, all repopulating the earth with a coven of P-Angel hating Gems and Virgos (must time the inseminations of course).

Lol as fun as world domination is, I feel like a room full of virgos would just be a slaughterfest. Like, too much mercury in one room would just melt brain cells.

Wait, does this really mean that she only hates people of the planet Mercury? Hmmmmmm......

You know this thread is gonna go "poof" right Sorti?

Posted by TyDyed

You know this thread is gonna go "poof" right Sorti?

That's why I've been saving it...

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Funny thing...we could:

dissect her all day long,
talk shit about her ('til we're Azul in the face),
blast her,
antagonize her,
create threads in her honour...and whatever have you...

but she's NEVER going to change 'cause she really doesn't give a shit so whoever's hoping for some P-Angel transformation had better get a clue. You'll be waiting for dat shit like Blacks have been waiting for 40acres and mule. LMFAO.

I guess most of the 'oldies' already know this and most of us 'newbies' are now catching on. 😉

Here's a better one Sorti

Know it, understand it, even know the saying "You can't teach an old bitch new tricks", but it sure is fun.

Even until a few days ago, I held my tongue, but her hatred and venom have made me realize she is not a person. She is merely the yin to our yang and we need to keep her as evil as possible. It's for the good and balance of the universe.

Consider this as her prison, and she is the most vile of offenders... you know what they do to child molesters and rapists in prison don't you? And considering she goes after the broken hearted and those obviously decades younger than her and molests and rapes their mind... I feel this should be now different.

*no different

I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

Jeez!!! I got scorched for an opinion on another thread! I held me hands up, I was too harsh....this is plain bitchy

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Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

O.M.G.

I did NOT know that.

That is AWESOME 😄

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Well that my beauty is because I am always trying to channel my inner Cate Blanchette aries moon, but I fear my Whitney Houston aries moon is about to take over. Cracked out, starting cat fights, "Baaaaaaaawwwwwwbbie" Whitney, not lovely The Bodyguard Whitney.

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

WHOOOOHOOOOO! Another Aries Moon! See mine? *whipping it out* I know, I know, the amazement. 😄

Posted by Let*It*Be
"Like, too much mercury in one room would just melt brain cells."

lol...no worries, the water in here will keep the temp cool 😉

I do love the water. I think like a virgo... until my scorp takes over lol.

I find this ironic though because mercury is supposedly has water, but it's frozen.

Hollaaaaa. ^

Posted by 25thDecan
Does aries moon have anything to do with a fiery derriere?

My first thought after reading this was diarrhea 😛

If your butt is on fire, call the doctor immediately. That or double check to make sure the demonic and sadistic rat that is the equivalent of a child molesting priest hasn't been blowing her smokey hot air up yer arse.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
You guys are so obsessed with her LOL

Like a village obsessed with getting rid of a plague of scabies.

Posted by Candeh15

I find this ironic though because mercury is supposedly has water, but it's frozen.

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Mercury holds water?! But it orbits right in front of the Sun! :O And even if it did hold any water the Sun would just zap it away with its laser beams.

Posted by TyDyed

VV: You'll be waiting for dat shit like Blacks have been waiting for 40acres and mule.

You mean, The GubMint lies to us??

Inconceivable!

Now boy! Hush dat foolish tok!

Massah say Ah gone gets mah 40 Acres!

Massah say Ah gone gets mah mule!

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Posted by Candeh15

I find this ironic though because mercury is supposedly has water, but it's frozen.

Mercury holds water?! But it orbits right in front of the Sun! :O And even if it did hold any water the Sun would just zap it away with its laser beams.

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PEW PEW!

Before i get back at all of your post, I have come to answer some questions about who she hates.

She dislikes gemini and cancers. She considers them an anathema, and i crack up at this because she continually states, as if to convince herself, that she deletes people who are racists and/or prejudice. I wonder what a Cancer and a Gemini has ever done to her.

For the Virgo, Dy has all ready claimed the reason why continues to spew her vomit on this sector of the forum.

Posted by VulcanLass
Hey Sorti to get her attention,you have to change your approach....*whispers* 1) you have to pretend that you are a girl,2) say you are interested in a Virgo male and then 3) ask for help.

I'll make sure to do that! >=D Next account I make, you guys will reconsider the cheapness of the viral sex-change from man to woman.

I'm telling you,she can't resist.Not only will she swoop in like she's a Virgo male but she will belittle you as well and throw in a couple of "treetrunks" and "::head shakes::"

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She did a head shake to me ONCE and called me a robot indirectly. This was when ian asked me why i never considered dating the pisces chicks i knew... I guess after explaining my reason, she must have felt a resemblance to their personality that forced her to throw in a few words of interest. 😄

I wonder if dy has that thread...probably not.

Posted by VirgoVixxxen
You know this thread is gonna go "poof" right Sorti?

Last time something became poofed from me was my user account. I am willing to take the risk.

Posted by Cajunspirit
Here's a better one Sorti

Ah thank you, I needed an upgrade 😄

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Sorti - Marry me?

Gotta go through my fiance first 😄

Let's join forces?

We'll be known as the ALLIES.

Hell, let's bring in Maddy and her thread too. We can start a harem with Virgos and Geminis, all repopulating the earth with a coven of P-Angel hating Gems and Virgos (must time the inseminations of course).

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Don't forget to add cancer! 😄

Wow, they're taking her on on the Pisces board now too (see her "warning" thread).

First the Gems, then the Virgs (but we've been the kindest so far...🙂) and now her own? Fuck is in the water today?

Posted by ellessque
LOL @ poney boy

I luff aries moons.

Well, I haven't said anything extreme to anyone on this site before (besides the nazi thread that i dedicated to Caligula *that was immediately deleted* and the traces of death threads). I called p-angel a dumb bitch for calling an Aries girl a whore... Very disrespectful on her part, but i guess people can loosely speak their minds on here without the consequences of getting slapped across the face like in real life.

Maybe she loves this site because she gets the chance to speak her mind...

CONFESSION:

I admit when i first came to dxpnet I stated that I acted pompously and purposely made awkward situations in front of women, but i also said that I was in my late teens when i did this, so i understand that I was a douche in the past, but I've emotionally grown up from those days.

Much like L.I.B. has stated about helping people, I like helping people guide themselves to make a decision for themselves, but I also enjoy messing around with those who don't care too much about carrying about people even the ones who are on the internet...

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

haha explains. No matter what I say, elle tends to understand me. I guess our moons (fiery emotions) brings us together.

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Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

WHOOOOHOOOOO! Another Aries Moon! See mine? *whipping it out* I know, I know, the amazement. 😄

haha I love Aries Mooners, so upbeat😄

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My baby pisces nephew is an aries mooner! Oh he's going to be so much fun lol.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
You guys are so obsessed with her LOL

Says the one who drools over the idea of Qboner

Posted by Lena282

WHOOOOHOOOOO! Another Aries Moon! See mine? *whipping it out* I know, I know, the amazement. 😄

haha I love Aries Mooners, so upbeat😄

Do you have an aries moon or do you know people with that placement?

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Wow, they're taking her on on the Pisces board now too (see her "warning" thread).

First the Gems, then the Virgs (but we've been the kindest so far...🙂) and now her own? Fuck is in the water today?

Never fret child you can sheath your sword of sugar, I am here to releave you of your struggle.

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LOL. Are you an answer to prayer? But how can that be? You're the debil!

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Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm an Aries moon Elle..... 🙂

WHOOOOHOOOOO! Another Aries Moon! See mine? *whipping it out* I know, I know, the amazement. 😄

haha I love Aries Mooners, so upbeat😄

My baby pisces nephew is an aries mooner! Oh he's going to be so much fun lol.

awww the one you made a post about? Yes he is that's an awesome Sun/Moon combo😄

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He's going to be a handful that's for sure. But I'm sure his mom (a leo) and his dad (my brother, a taurus) can handle him.

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Posted by sorti-fantastic poney

Do you have an aries moon or do you know people with that placement?

I'm a Virgo Mooner, but I do have Venus Aries which *I think* is why I love this Moon position😄

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Ohhhh HA, I GET you now. 😄

Posted by CancerMoon
Candeh, My mother is a Pisces with Aries Moon and she was a very strong-willed child. But also loved by everyone and uncomplicated. Your family will have a great time with her!

Haha *him. It's a boy. I can see him being strong willed, but both of his parents are pretty stubborn. I feel like they will all butt heads, but there will be a lot of love and a lot of fun. He's a pretty handsome baby too, so he's going to attract many girls and be a bit of a heart-breaker lol. I mean, his venus is in aquarius.

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Wow, they're taking her on on the Pisces board now too (see her "warning" thread).

First the Gems, then the Virgs (but we've been the kindest so far...🙂) and now her own? Fuck is in the water today?

Never fret child you can sheath your sword of sugar, I am here to releave you of your struggle.

LOL. Are you an answer to prayer? But how can that be? You're the debil!

And I ask unto you, is the rat angel but yet an angel? Look closely to those who present themselves in false ways for often it is not what it seems. Always pray child, the lord works in mysterious ways.

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Tee hee hee hee haa!!!! So you're here to protect us? Cool!

Posted by GDevil
Quick is the tongue of the truly evil to turn the tables, from victimizer to victim, the irony is of epic proportions. Unfortunately, just as a snake is revealed so is an attacker. Cry for help, but unfortunately none will stick out their hand to save you for fear it will be bitten again. Thus is the cycle that brings the end.

Come home to hell rat. Your venom is missed here, your mortal companions no longer enjoy you. You lord, your prince yearns for you, he has much delicious punishment to offer you for your sins.

LMBAO!