dragongolden
@dragongolden
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Posted by tizianiPosted by Damnata
But yes, classic Libra...the amount of Libra Women who come on this board desperate as fuck is staggering (no offense to the decent ones)
What's a romanian swear word?click to expand



Posted by Damnata
We have the most swear words in the world...everything can be made into a swear word...we're creative like that.
"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)
Who Said That? Romanians.
Dear God Why?
Romanian cursing is a bawdy, imaginative mix of the perverse and the profane. Modern linguists have determined that its roots originated from a time-traveling John Waters upon realizing there was still an entire history of people not grossed out by Pink Flamingos yet.
Other helpful Romanian phrases:
"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva" (Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva)
"Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!" (Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie)
Mothers are another favorite target in this region. However, rather than indulge the classic "Yo Mamma" insult architecture, they prefer to taint her sanctity in a round-about way. For example, "Usca-mi-as sosetele pe crucea ma`tii" (I dry my socks on your mother's cross) is blasphemous, but really only as a vehicle to get at the mom. You really have to applaud the balls it takes to assault God just to slam someone's mother.
Another example of this is "Futu-tzi coliva ma~tii" (Fuck your mother's funeral meal). We're not sure if this meant to simply show disdain for the deceased or demonstrate intent to fornicate with the sarmalute cu mamaliga plate, but neither is particularly polite.



Posted by tiziani
The last one is hilarious. I'd be genuinely offended someone went to that level of detail to get at my mother.

Posted by Damnata
I can't get over how PIMP is translated to fish/Pisces in Romanian
Posted by tiziani
And op, RELAX. There's no such thing as blowing your chance when someone genuinely likes you.



Posted by dragongolden
I send the picture of frozen pond to my crush (virgo guy) because he's a hockey player.
Then I texted him "Wanna play hockey on the pond?"
He texted me back "Wow that's awesome. I wish we could!"
I texted "Haha I know! But you need to teach me how to skate first so I can beat you. lol"
He texted "Haha I wish ice time was free at the rink and I would"
I texted "Deal! Is it for free right? It would be very expensive lesson for a hockey player to teach me ice skating for sure! HAHA"
Him "Haha well there are other times when people have the ice"
Me "For ice skating? I think that we need to pay for ice time. It's $ 40"
And he didn't text me back for 5 hours now.
What did he mean? I don't quite understand.
Did he blow me off?
Additional Details
I texted him "Haha I just noticed that you said you wish the ice time was free. My bad. I shouldn't text anybody while playing game for sure Sorryyy"
Is it bad? I regretted that I should not text him at all 😢
😠I know I sounded stupid! My friend said I should NOT text him the last text at all.
NOW I'M SO SAD!

Posted by Nala13
You are on a college campus with hundreds maybe thousands of guys.
Dress cute, do your hair, wear some perfume, smile and wait until one finds you.

Posted by Tutisko
@Damnata
So funny reading and a lots of memories. My ex used to say: hai, se avem fan la bulan .... As a joke and I'm not Romanian so I can't write correct but I can speak a little bit. 🙂
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Then I texted him "Wanna play hockey on the pond?"
He texted me back "Wow that's awesome. I wish we could!"
I texted "Haha I know! But you need to teach me how to skate first so I can beat you. lol"
He texted "Haha I wish ice time was free at the rink and I would"
I texted "Deal! Is it for free right? It would be very expensive lesson for a hockey player to teach me ice skating for sure! HAHA"
Him "Haha well there are other times when people have the ice"
Me "For ice skating? I think that we need to pay for ice time. It's $ 40"
And he didn't text me back for 5 hours now.
What did he mean? I don't quite understand.
Did he blow me off?
Additional Details
I texted him "Haha I just noticed that you said you wish the ice time was free. My bad. I shouldn't text anybody while playing game for sure Sorryyy"
Is it bad? I regretted that I should not text him at all 😢
😠I know I sounded stupid! My friend said I should NOT text him the last text at all.
NOW I'M SO SAD!