We produce the worst farts in the entire zodiac..

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by BoomShakalakaBoom on Sunday, January 5, 2014 and has 10 replies.

Which Zodiac Signs Are Known for Bad Farts

While astrology does not determine fart quality, some signs like Taurus and Scorpio are stereotypically linked to digestive issues. Factors such as diet and health influence flatulence more than zodiac signs. Understanding your body's needs can help manage discomfort regardless of your star sign.

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@justagirl
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Wow, what an enlightening thread 😛

So you are basically saying in the room full of people. Look to the Virgos if you can smell the stank of death? You know the silent but deadly ones? 😈

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@BoomShakalakaBoom
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Nah, those are the Capricorn ones...look for the ones that hmm..nevermind, you'll most probably fall unconscious from them before you can judge them.

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@justagirl
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Thank god my friends have manners and they leave the room before passing gas!!!Sickos.

oh and didn't you know girls don't fart. so you saying your wife clears the room Rabbit.. shakes head. 😛

This thread is making me laugh for some crazy reason this morning!

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Married to a Virgo for 13 years I heard the man fart 4 times. I knew this deep repression wasn't natural having grown up in a forward thinking 'get some of this', 'like that? Just had a new reed put in' and 'pull my finger' household. What was one to do?
Ironically his brother ( also Virgo ) was an anal maestro. He firmly embraced his talent with pride and gusto.

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@raerae2one8
13 Years

omg...lol my friend, love, idk what to call him, virguy, would try and dutchoven me with his farts..omg, I miss him😢