
LivingOnPorpoise
@LivingOnPorpoise
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Posted by VirgoDragirl
It could be worse. You could have a Libra mom....
Maybe I should start a thread on Libra forum about Libra mom....



Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
And ikr lily haha
VirgoDragirl yes create one I wish to swap for a day. What's a libra mom like?
Explain this cap frustration guys you now have me intrigued lol




Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
TigerCap haha sounds just about right to me 😄


Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
Lol no but my mom had a libra mom, she didn't really bond with her up until her later years.
It seems they love to do the opposite and shock with their behavior.


Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
Ssay haha I know how you feel father said why don't you do like your cousin and go off. Why don't you go off to school, and take out the loans, get scholarships, and credit cards. I took his advice on credit cards still pending other requests lol.
And ikr lily haha
VirgoDragirl yes create one I wish to swap for a day. What's a libra mom like?
Explain this cap frustration guys you now have me intrigued lol

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(me and sister conclude marriage is a bad thing)
Father: Just because you see two people arguing doesn't mean it's unsuccessful, it's just they are incompatible I am the best.
(Burns bacon, Burns chicken, Burns cupcakes)
Father: sigh..... follow me into the kitchen but the exhaust fan on and open the windows
(first heartbreak)
Father: Well you learned what not to look for, he was a weak specimen anyways...
(first suspension)
Father: Explain
Me: I blacked out but there were no scars, the other girl looks pretty messed up..
Father: (Cracks up laughing)
(experimental pregnancy test)
Gemini Mom: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yelling)
Father: Well at least it's negative..
(5 a.m entrance in house after prom night)
Gemini Mom: So you want to explain what you were doing
Me: Just talking to him and his mother the whole night
Father: Such lovely folks
(first year of college)
Father: This college is a joke, community college is a joke, heighten you're potential young lady!