Part 2 : So you've never had a virgo father

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You don't know what it's like..

(me and sister conclude marriage is a bad thing)
Father: Just because you see two people arguing doesn't mean it's unsuccessful, it's just they are incompatible I am the best.

(Burns bacon, Burns chicken, Burns cupcakes)
Father: sigh..... follow me into the kitchen but the exhaust fan on and open the windows

(first heartbreak)
Father: Well you learned what not to look for, he was a weak specimen anyways...

(first suspension)
Father: Explain
Me: I blacked out but there were no scars, the other girl looks pretty messed up..
Father: (Cracks up laughing)

(experimental pregnancy test)
Gemini Mom: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yelling)
Father: Well at least it's negative..

(5 a.m entrance in house after prom night)
Gemini Mom: So you want to explain what you were doing
Me: Just talking to him and his mother the whole night
Father: Such lovely folks

(first year of college)
Father: This college is a joke, community college is a joke, heighten you're potential young lady!
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Ssay haha I know how you feel father said why don't you do like your cousin and go off. Why don't you go off to school, and take out the loans, get scholarships, and credit cards. I took his advice on credit cards still pending other requests lol.

And ikr lily haha
VirgoDragirl yes create one I wish to swap for a day. What's a libra mom like?


Explain this cap frustration guys you now have me intrigued lol
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And ikr lily haha
VirgoDragirl yes create one I wish to swap for a day. What's a libra mom like?

Explain this cap frustration guys you now have me intrigued lol


It's not all bad but it basically boils down to this:
- Will start and argument then say she is done with it the moment I go against her (and she realizes she can't win)
- When arguing or even just discussing something with my sister she will intervene with nonsensical comments and then gets hurt when we both turn on her telling her to stay out
- Nagging... bloody hell, so much nagging
- Has a hard time letting go of control even when she is asking other people to help her
- Will ask everyone for advice on let's say tipping. The entire table agrees ?
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Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
Ssay haha I know how you feel father said why don't you do like your cousin and go off. Why don't you go off to school, and take out the loans, get scholarships, and credit cards. I took his advice on credit cards still pending other requests lol.

And ikr lily haha
VirgoDragirl yes create one I wish to swap for a day. What's a libra mom like?


Explain this cap frustration guys you now have me intrigued lol




OMG my mother loved those lines "why dont you do this, or that...like this one or that one!! smh"