Virgo Suns/Aries Moons

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by Damnata on Sunday, May 18, 2014 and has 14 replies.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

The battle of the Virgo Suns/Aries Moons.

I have a close Virgo Sun/Aries Moon friend. Naturally, we pull pranks on each other. He loves bikes and has bugged my other Libra friend to get me one last christmas. They both put their money together and got me this amazing RED bike I love. I haven't been able to ride it this year..only on 2 short lived occasions.

Prior to that, I only rode bikes as a kid and even then I didn't have much experience with it.

Last week he calls me and tells me we should go out on a "beginners' tour" with our bikes. I asked him who was attending it and he told me his Aqua girlfriend and 4 other friends of his. That should've been my clue but I missed the cue. All of his friends are bikers so there was no way this would be a "beginner" thing.

We were supposed to meet this Sunday to go in a park near a subway station. I get there, only see him and his friends, we climb on our bikes and get going. I see all of them leaving the park and going..and going...for 4 km til we reached a forest.

I stop and go "What is happening?"
"We're doing a forest circuit"
"It rained heavily, it will be full of mud"
"Yeah, it makes it more interesting"

Clue #2. This time I didn't miss it and I knew something was up.

What was up, you ask? WE DID A 25 KM TRACK THROUGH THE FOREST, THROUGH HOLES AND MUD AND FALLEN TREES.

The fucker knew once I was in the forest, my competitive spirit will not let me go away, if it meant I'd die pedaling right there. So he played on that and made sure to pedal by my side so he could hear the full extent of my bitching while laughing maniacally.

"Dude, I know what you're up to!"
"Pushing you beyond your limits?"
"Yeah, remember how you told me you couldn't swim?"
"Yeah"
"Well guess what my dear virgo sun aries moon friend..I will throw you into the Atlantic..like a beginner course, obviously"
"LOL"
"I'll get you good for this"

I cannot feel my feet, my ass or my lower back anymore. I'm typing this from my bed, on my backside, with the laptop on my boobs.

GODDAMN DEVIOUS VIRGO SUN/ARIES MOON motherfucker.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Photos I took today (I took them with my cell phone but quality ain't worth shit when you have VISION):

^^The sky seen from bellow, after I fell on my ass for the 5th time today and thought I might as well take a picture while standing there.

^^Le bike. You can't see the helmet clearly but on it there's a small sheep. Trolling my ram moon. That was when the circuit ended and LIFE MADE SENSE AGAIN.

^^You can see the sheep here but it's upside down. We went to eat next to the zoo. I didn't manage to get all 7 bikes into the photo.

Last but not least, this is the face of TRUE EVIL:

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by CluelessCancer
Your friends are really nice to get you a bike and such a good one at that, i need new friends, wtf.

It's funny because family managed to screw me over a lot of times, friends never did. I lucked out on friends.

I can literally live off friends and cats til the day I die and never date again lol.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by VirgoDragirl
Such nice friends you have. Aries does attract people, mostly good than bad. I want to change my moon!

Scorpio Moons attract loyal people..but they're few.

If you manage not to brood and look at people suspiciously, I can set you up with a great Get-An-Aries-Moon starter plan 😄