Pet Psychic

What the hell is that?

"Hey Rover .. you sad?"
"Arrff, arrff."
"Yep, he's sad."

Hell, I could that .. anyone can. We were watching some television show and there was a lady who claims to be this kind of psychic and I'm sitting there scratching my head thinking .. there's no way to verify this .. do people actually PAY someone to do this?

Damn, I want that job ..

Just imagine .. hundred bucks a session to tell the parents what Fido's thinking or feeling.

I'm now having a preminition coming on .. the back of my ears are itching and I have a desire to lick my arse.

Oh, I must be a pet psychic .. oh good, I was getting worried, I thought it was me .. it's just my dog.

Actually, I have heard of pet psychics who diagnosed unexplained illnesses and diseases in various animals....racehorses, for example, animals whose owners really needed to know what was wrong with them.