@BoomShakalakaBoom
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Sex with Cancer women
What to Expect When Dating a Cancer Woman in Bed
Cancer women are known for their emotional depth and nurturing nature, which translates into passionate and caring intimacy. They value connection and often seek meaningful experiences. Their sensuality is enhanced by their empathetic personality, making sex with them both emotionally fulfilling and physically pleasurable.
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cool story bro
Posted by Denver34
Boring...cancer women like to whinge, and that's all they do in life..
Whoa whoa!
Cancer woman may be a bit mushy, BUT THE SEX IS ALWAYS ON POINT!
Sheesh who have you been with?
Oh wow! Damn Im really sorry to hear that!
Cancers (me) are known for being vert attentive....Scorpios too!
Whats your sign?
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛
Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....
Posted by MoonArtist
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."
I havent yet grown the balls on DX yet to say this. But this is EXACTLY what I wanted to say!!
🙂
There has to be some type of connection...and clearly it was lacking somewhere BUT i doubt it was the Cancer.When I wasnt intrested I rushed and didnt do much!
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....
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HMMM..... Cancers are Only called out on the mushyness...and a bit clingyness. other than that..Whou wouldnt want Loyalty, great sex and Gratitude! LOL
But maybe it is him. What is HIS SIGN?
Aqua
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL I must admit, my aqua can be a bit dry! Im the best shes ever had! BUT THAT EXPLAINS IT! LOL LOL Yup blame it on the crab! im really cracking up!!
Fellow VirGuys, what are your experiences with Cancer women in the sack? How would you rate them compared to other signs? Im seeing a delish crab as we speak and we truly rock each others world in bed, hot damn!!
Do you not remember the conversational thread you indulged us all in where you bragged about sleeping with over a 100 women? Not one of them was a Cancer?
Denver is a troll.
My experience with Crabs is that they are selfish - in life, attention and sack.
I spent 8 yrs with one (albeit male), my sister is a Cancer (married a Pisces, I'm sure that's just ick emo shit there), and my brother is a Cancer/Leo cusp (holds grudges like there is no tomorrow if attention not focused on him). Love them all, but still all very selfish, need affirmation and very passive aggressive.
Oh, and hey Shaks! Good to see you babe! Miss your smexiness around these parts!!
(side note: I be jelly 😭 ... damn Cancer!)
Oh, and then we have CC as an example too... need I say more
Posted by Ssasy
Oh wow! Damn Im really sorry to hear that!
Cancers (me) are known for being vert attentive....Scorpios too!Whats your sign?
Well hey, I havent slept with every Cancer, and maybe I didn't appeal much to them. I'm an Aries with one of each, I have a splash chart.
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Aries—
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh well o you should be creating porm flicks!
wellll better luck next time aries and cancers have crazy sexual chemistry.
Posted by lildol
Oh, and then we have CC as an example too... need I say more
Honestly shes in a league of her own...I personally cant stand her...but hey....thats me.
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Considering how consistent his bad luck was with crab ladies, Im inclined to think he just wasnt that great in the sack 😛Explains the oh so bitter thread he posted in the Cancer forum a few days ago....
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Good point! I'm going to start a thread in Misc. to help him out....sex tips for Denver so he won't be a sad sack of shit for a lay.....
Posted by MoonArtist
Denver, maybe you were uninspiring to the crab ladies, but they were too polite to point out anything that might hurt your feelings. "omg, what a wonky looking dick he has". "ugh, this guy is like having sex with white bread....boring. I wonder what's on tv right now?..." "Geeze, could this guy hurry up and get it over with? Worst lay of my life. Maybe if I'm not into it he'll get the hint...."I havent yet grown the balls on DX yet to say this. But this is EXACTLY what I wanted to say!!
🙂There has to be some type of connection...and clearly it was lacking somewhere BUT i doubt it was the Cancer.When I wasnt intrested I rushed and didnt do much!
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This is assuming Denver has even had sex with 3 women, let alone 3 cancer women..... hehehe
Sex is on point, just have to be kinky enough to get them going, worked for me with my cancer female
No!
He's an Asshole!
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No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
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Cancerian humor, lol
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
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Lol, u mad?
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
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He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
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As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFP
Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFPARGHH MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! My work is done. 😉
Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFPDon't flatter yourselves....all you're capable of is retarded behavior.
MA, is that you? Seriously—?
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Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. You'll never know for sure, will you?
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
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Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
You don't want that..... I promise you that
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
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I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
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Sorry about that. Posted before double checking.
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
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EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
Sorry about that. Posted before double checking.
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Lol, I say we keep them both as a trade for the white knight.
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
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Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
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In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFPI take it back. fucker doesn't deserve any kindness if he just throws everything he has away.
MA you're beautiful. 😄
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Thank you!
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
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Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
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How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
click to expand
Who that be?
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
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You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
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Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
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Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".click to expand
~chuckling~
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
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I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".~chuckling~
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*wanders to the crab den*
Checking this out before any trades commence... That chuckle seems evil..
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
I couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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A virgo venus? Why is that?
No!
He's an Asshole!
fixed
Cancerian humor, lol
As long as people stop trying to pass him off as an Aqua.. We good! 😉
We already have DonIsAnAss that is embarrassing enough for our sign.
I'll trade you for a certain resident white knight from the Cancer forum....
Who that be?
Aw shucks, just the sweetest nicest guy who just likes to help his favourite (enter zodiac sign of target female) ladies.
Just don't call him on it, or he'll take out his claws "on your azz".~chuckling~
*wanders to the crab den*
Checking this out before any trades commence... That chuckle seems evil..click to expand
No, not evil, just amused. Let us know when you guess.
Posted by virg_goki
MA you're awfully horrible for an ISFPI take it back. fucker doesn't deserve any kindness if he just throws everything he has away.
MA you're beautiful. 😄
Thank you!
yeah, will you take it a compliment if I say your balls are bigger than your titties? 😉
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Considering the size of my breasteses, yes! A huge compliment. Luckily they're invisible or my pants would fit funny and my girly bits would look weird. 😉
Cancerian humor, lol
Correction, retarded child humor. Idiot
Lol, u mad?
He's butthurt. Apparently I was supposed to use lube before I playfully shoved oven heated crab claws up his ass. Oops.
Lol, that is his problem. I may have to join your harem MoonArtist
EEEEEE!! Happy dance! Should I club you and drag you by the hair to my crab cave or use the more civilized enticements? The scorpios seemed to prefer being clubbed. 😉
Let try the civilized way, unless you want to arouse my mars in scorpio
In that case it's civility followed by uncivil. My leo venus says "meeeeoooow". lol
Sounds good to me, lol. I will shower your Leo Venus with attention.
How did you know? It's such an attention whore. ~sigh~
You said it in your quote, and I know a few Leos myself, attention is a must for them.....
Then the question would be, which sign in venus would best match a leo venus?
click to expandI couldn't tell you MoonArtist. I would say virgo
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Fellow VirGuys, what are your experiences with Cancer women in the sack? How would you rate them compared to other signs? Im seeing a delish crab as we speak and we truly rock each others world in bed, hot damn!!