Since Virgo's Love to Shower...This One's 4 U!

How to shower like a woman
>
> 1.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according
> to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
> gown.
>
> 2.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> 3.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to

> do more sit-ups.
>
> 4.. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>wide
> loofah and pumice stone.
>
> 5.. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
> 6.. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> 7.. Wash face with crushed apricot fac! ial, scrub for 10 minutes until
>red.
>
> 8.. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>wash.
>Shave
> armpits and legs.
>
> 9.. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
> mould spots with Tilex.
>
> 10.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>If
>you
> see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> How to shower like a man
>
> 1.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a
>pile.
>
> 2.. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - s! hake
>knob
>at
> her making woo-hoo sound.
>
> 3.. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
> scratch your ass.
>
> 4.. Get in the shower.
>
> 5.. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands
>and
>let
> the water rinse it off.
>
> 6.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound
> in the shower.
>
> 7.. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>Wash
>your
> bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>
> 8.. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>
> 9.. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>
> 10.. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again.
> Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave
l! ight
>and
> fan on.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
>pull
>off
> towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>
> 12.. Throw wet towel on bed.
>

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Singing in the Rain!

Ahhhh?

Keep dream?n C=lady——.. when you see Virgo like me? you?ll be like?. What the hell?!...

yeah....

What do you mean by that Q?

He means that when you will see him, you cant believe your eyes. You wont see a man, you will see a Virgin! Right?

NOT——? as this fish boy says...!

Virgos are very special?.. very?.

fishes can only dream of it?!..... and as astrological chameleons?!!................. well? muahahhhaa—?.

"NOT——? as this fish boy says...!"

Well, this is an astrology site. Speaking with reference to it, how would be expect?

" Virgos are very special"

Like instant orgasm?

I read the male portion.. and if you take all references to "knob" and "wife" you pretty much have my showering behavior.

take "out" all references..

oh.. and the peeing.. that's gross..

the man part sounded actually like every other male but a virgo in astrological terms.

See? FISHES?.. Always interpret things wrong... The fish boy interpretations is as wrong as always and put anyone in wrong state of mind.. such as FISHES..!!

Never trust an STUPID FISH??. If I explain that? they adapting ---and they turn it in their favour.. lol?

They are FISH? and they can KISS MY VIRGO ASS

?NOT sweet P thou
I like her?

The FISH.......
The ASTRONOMICAL CHAMELEON...

I still like ya Qbone.

Do we all realize here that this was a joke? Perhaps I should have put it in the jokes/ancedotes thread...

Cancerlady

It wasn't particularly for any sign...I just put it here because it referenced showers and I've always known Virgo's to love showering. No ulterior motives or anything....

Q you still didn't explain what you meant...

Actually this whole topic is a joke. And the only one who got offended is Qbone.

C=lady
No I am not insulted.. and I took this post as a joke? hence my answer..!

I liked it,only it's kinda backwards and im the slob that wanders around naked.Except for the peeing thing and it's other things im wobbling at males and saying woohoo about.

Haffo...

No wonder you feel insulted in every post... With this level of understanding you?ve got!

Hi Qbone. How are you?

Lighten up Qbone. No one is trying to offend you.

Welcome back Branh0913.

I light candles in my bathroom before I take a shower.

I also use nearly anything from Bath & Body Works.

Yay, antagonism-- just when thought you made it past security, here comes someone with the inner cavity search.

Depends on the cavity...